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What are the chances of Mangina dying on the sidelines in the next 5 years?

100%  He's got one foot in the grave already!
50%  Since the stolen check fiasco, Mark has found Subway and is on the Jared diet.
33.3%  College football only lasts four months out of the year.
0% Mark Mangino is in perfect physical condition.
Who cares, But I'd chuckle if it happened

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May 01, 2007, 01:49:01 AM
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Pittcat

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Just another pointless poll.  I felt like poking fun at the portly wonder.

May 03, 2007, 12:02:46 AM
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tough choice, but i voted for the last one  :kugayfight:
"Those who give up essential liberties for temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."

May 03, 2007, 12:27:45 AM
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I want Huggins to die first.

May 03, 2007, 06:40:29 AM
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I'd like Huggins to die of syphilis.  Mangino's heart won't explode until well after he gets fired in the next 4 years.


I still want my cooler, bitches!

May 03, 2007, 10:21:51 AM
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I'd be concerned that ku might actually find a competent replacement.   :ohno:
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May 03, 2007, 10:23:40 AM
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just think if magino was with the donner party.
We all know there's been a conspiracy. Only the failures have been recorded.
We all pay too much attention to Icarus, and not enough to his father.

May 03, 2007, 10:37:54 AM
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While you are thinking that he would have been a great source of food, I think they would have gotten severely stuck in the first river they had to ford and washed away in the spring rains.  The end result would have been the same.

May 03, 2007, 10:39:07 AM
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question is:

what part of him would you eat FIRST?

id go for his molest-stash. its like a rare asian snow leopard pelt.
We all know there's been a conspiracy. Only the failures have been recorded.
We all pay too much attention to Icarus, and not enough to his father.

May 03, 2007, 10:51:18 AM
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Actually, in a Donner party type situation, wouldn't Mangino be one that would be most likely to survive?  If he made it that far, of course.

May 03, 2007, 10:59:25 AM
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question is:

what part of him would you eat FIRST?

id go for his molest-stash. its like a rare asian snow leopard pelt.

Eat the 'stache?  Really?  I'd go for his neck--err--chin or maybe just chin #6... I'm not sure how many chins I could eat. 

May 03, 2007, 12:02:54 PM
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Noth'n beats backstraps....   Finding them would be tough... but  :lick:
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May 03, 2007, 04:45:38 PM
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Mangino Nuggets! Yummy!

May 03, 2007, 04:52:27 PM
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Most of that bulk would be fat.  Good for making candles maybe. I would guess that the Donner party would have left his fat butt at the bottom of the mountains so they did not have to drag his fat, biscut munching butt uphill.  Thats my guess.
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May 03, 2007, 04:55:04 PM
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Noth'n beats backstraps....   Finding them would be tough... but  :lick:

 :lol:

May 03, 2007, 10:29:05 PM
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They could have taken a couple ice cream scoops off him each day and deep fried their human du juor.  Southern fried cannibalism...that's m some good stuff I do declare!