Battle for booze in Port-au-Potty...errrr Prince

[FelixRex]

I read this in a Jamaican paper today. Pretty sure it's the best sentence ever written in the history of journalist/writing. It nearly makes me weep.

"I am drinking as much as I can. It gives courage," said Jean-Pierre Junior, wielding a broken wooden plank with nails to protect his bottle of rum.

EDIT: Just realized that the subject looked like a powertardy chain email or something.

[KITNfury]

That man is my hero.

[opcat]

Complete f***ups run that country.

Thats what the USA would look like if the American socialists had their way with everything.

[JTKSU]

I read this in a Jamaican paper today. Pretty sure it's the best sentence ever written in the history of journalist/writing. It nearly makes me weep.

"I am drinking as much as I can. It gives courage," said Jean-Pierre Junior, wielding a broken wooden plank with nails to protect his bottle of rum.

EDIT: Just realized that the subject looked like a powertardy chain email or something.

Pretty much sounds like a typical Tuesday in my world.  What's the big deal?