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August 15, 2009, 11:26:55 PM
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LimestoneOutcropping

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When you are super, incredibly good looking/smelling, how do you handle it?

Example:  I was at Arrowhead tonight, walking with a young Johnny Cash type swagger, looking like a cross between a middle aged Brad Pitt crossed with a youthish Freddy Prinz Jr. and smelling like I just jumped off of Ralph Lauren's 54' schooner and there were no less than 20 women throwing themselves at me.  I tried to keep them at bay but, in the end, their wiles got the best of me.  Problem is, I was escorting a young lady (J. Alba look-a-like) with me and, needless to say, she was non-plussed.

I expect doods like SD, RD and OPcat have dealt with this in the past.  Just some hints on how you fellas handle a similar type 'uation would be appreciated.

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August 16, 2009, 08:52:00 AM
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Congrats finding what had to be the only 20 acceptable looking females as Arrowhead.  Honestly not surprised lsoc drew them in like a magnet though.
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August 16, 2009, 09:01:30 AM
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August 16, 2009, 09:06:42 AM
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smelling like I just jumped off of Ralph Lauren's 54' schooner and there were no less than 20 women throwing themselves at me.


ralph lauren's boat is a sailboat, not a schooner. as for the whole what to do question, i usually just put on a lucha libre mask if i'm going out in public.  i even had to purchase one for my dog as people were starting to recognize him and then know that it was me behind the mask. see below.



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August 16, 2009, 01:36:23 PM
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A schooner IS a sailboat, stupid head!


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August 16, 2009, 10:13:30 PM
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August 16, 2009, 10:16:15 PM
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Can't tell for sure but I think the one on the right was VERY handsy last night.

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