When you are super, incredibly good looking/smelling, how do you handle it?
Example: I was at Arrowhead tonight, walking with a young Johnny Cash type swagger, looking like a cross between a middle aged Brad Pitt crossed with a youthish Freddy Prinz Jr. and smelling like I just jumped off of Ralph Lauren's 54' schooner and there were no less than 20 women throwing themselves at me. I tried to keep them at bay but, in the end, their wiles got the best of me. Problem is, I was escorting a young lady (J. Alba look-a-like) with me and, needless to say, she was non-plussed.
I expect doods like SD, RD and OPcat have dealt with this in the past. Just some hints on how you fellas handle a similar type 'uation would be appreciated.
If it is a cool move no one has ever heard of, please U2U.