Broken Bones and Ligament tears

[Dirty Sanchez]

You haven't felt pain until you cut up some fresh(none of that pickled nonsense) jalapenos forget to the wash pepper residue off your hand then grab your johnson to take a piss.

Spent about 15 minutes with my crotch under a sink running cold water all over area's that don't take to well to cold water.....

I held a package of frozen veggies on my crotch when I did that.

[schreds21]

Broke bones in right hand.--Football freshman year.  Missed three weeks.  That hurt worse than the actual breaking and resetting

Broken nose.--Did a face plant onto some concrete when I was little.

Broken ribs--Car wreck.  Steering column was shattered and left side of steering wheel was wrapped back around to what was left of steering column.  (Can't confirm they were broken as I never went to dr. but they hurt too bad and too long not to be).