Any of you have a wife or girlfriend spend 9 hours getting her hair done?

[The1BigWillie]

The girl I've been seeing for the last couple months and I had plans to meet out tonight for something to eat. She went in at noon to make a color change. Got a text at 5 that said she'd be at my place at 6:30.  Got a text at 6 that said it was going to be closer to 7.  Got a text at 7 that said 8pm and "hair girl and I are about to kill eachother".  Got a call at 8 that said they would be done in 10 minutes and she'd call.  Said at different times the hair had been orange, bright red, and blonde/green.  She said to come over after she was done but "don't laugh".  I haven't heard anything since then. I can only assume that she has 1. Murdered the girl doing her hair and is on the run. 2. Has greenish orange hair. 

Either way if she calls me I'm &@#%ed aren't I?   

[krazykat]

keep us updated.

[cireksu]

she's probably cheating.

[Oklahoma_Cat]

she's probably cheating.

qft

[The1BigWillie]

she's probably cheating.

Probably be better were that the case. I'm not good with sympathy and I know I'll laugh.  I made a date cry without saying a word when she told me how old she was.  I'm too easy to read. I'm &@#%ed.  Still no news. 

[WillieWannabe]

she's probably cheating.

First thing that came to my mind...

[Rick Daris]

she's probably cheating.

Probably be better were that the case. I'm not good with sympathy and I know I'll laugh.  I made a date cry without saying a word when she told me how old she was.  I'm too easy to read. I'm fracked.  Still no news. 

don't understand here? what's the deal w/ the age stuff? where did she get her hair done/where do you guys live?

btw-it's very possible for a person who doesn't really know what they are doing w/ color to waste/spend this much time. def possible. horrible situation for both people involved.

[hemmy]

she's probably cheating.

Probably be better were that the case. I'm not good with sympathy and I know I'll laugh.  I made a date cry without saying a word when she told me how old she was.  I'm too easy to read. I'm fracked.  Still no news. 

don't understand here? what's the deal w/ the age stuff? where did she get her hair done/where do you guys live?

btw-it's very possible for a person who doesn't really know what they are doing w/ color to waste/spend this much time. def possible. horrible situation for both people involved.

Guessing the chick looked really old and kinda fugly but was actually much younger than he though

[The1BigWillie]

she's probably cheating.

Probably be better were that the case. I'm not good with sympathy and I know I'll laugh.  I made a date cry without saying a word when she told me how old she was.  I'm too easy to read. I'm fracked.  Still no news. 

don't understand here? what's the deal w/ the age stuff? where did she get her hair done/where do you guys live?

btw-it's very possible for a person who doesn't really know what they are doing w/ color to waste/spend this much time. def possible. horrible situation for both people involved.

Guessing the chick looked really old and kinda fugly but was actually much younger than he though

On the crying thing.  Different girl.  Met her out boozing like last summer and we exchanged numbers. She told me she was 29.  I was drunk, lighting bad, etc... so I was whatev.  She is riding me like Seattle Slew to go out with her for weeks so finally I relent.  Pick her up... not impressed... an hour into the date over drinks she shows me her DL.  Bitch is 38!  I look at the license. Look up.  I don't say a word. And she bursts into tears and tries to walk home.  I gave her a ride.  She tries making out with me in the car.  Disaster....

[The1BigWillie]

She called.  Says her scalp is on fire.  Hasn't eaten since noon (salad).  Hair is blonde and kinda blackish dark on the ends.  She was a brunette on Sunday.  Wants me to pick her up and we are meeting her friend (hair girl) out and she's buying us both dinner and drinks.  She's going back in tomorrow to "fix it".  Says... "She's going home to wash her hair and be ready in 20 minutes.  Don't laugh."

I'm so &@#%ed.... and not getting laid.

[krazykat]

drink lots.

[doom]

She called.  Says her scalp is on fire.  Hasn't eaten since noon (salad).  Hair is blonde and kinda blackish dark on the ends.  She was a brunette on Sunday.  Wants me to pick her up and we are meeting her friend (hair girl) out and she's buying us both dinner and drinks.  She's going back in tomorrow to "fix it".  Says... "She's going home to wash her hair and be ready in 20 minutes.  Don't laugh."

I'm so fracked.... and not getting laid.

Don't give up.  Just get her to drink 4-5 drinks and tell her you've seen worse and you think that it might take 20 minutes tomorrow to get the color she likes.  If you laugh counter with, "Is this what all the fuss was about?"  If it is bad you have 8-12 drinks and get laid anyway.  Day saved. 

[powercatmiller]

So your &@#%ed because instead of buying dinner for this girl, you are going to dinner and drinks with 2 girls one of which is paying for everything.  Sounds like things turned out good.

[SkinnyBenny]

And you're obviously going to bone down on both at the same time, so that's rad.

[steve dave]

And you're obviously going to bone down on both at the same time, so that's rad.

lol

[jthutch]

Hope her hair doesn't fall out all that coloring can't be good for it.  Maybe you should go buy a wig to show how much you care!

[SkinnyBenny]

get her a merkin too

[The1BigWillie]

Didn't bang both.  Hair turned out ok in the end.  I just told her she looked younger with the new hair and that I wanted to hurry up with dinner so I could go back to her place and pull it.  Had a lovely pizza at Cheezcake Factory and a big beer.  Worked out pretty well. 

Sidenote: Had a monumental Step Brothers fart on the way down the stairs and out the door.  Probably about 30 to 35 seconds of audible flatulence. 

[SkinnyBenny]

 

JK

 

[dmartin]

ex of mine once died her hair bright orange on accident.  spent hours in the shower crying.  finally got her out and my then roommate asked her if she did it special for Halloween.  cried the rest of the night.  i laughed.

[yoga-lika_abana]

On the crying thing.  Different girl.  Met her out boozing like last summer and we exchanged numbers. She told me she was 29.  I was drunk, lighting bad, etc... so I was whatev.  She is riding me like Seattle Slew to go out with her for weeks so finally I relent.  Pick her up... not impressed... an hour into the date over drinks she shows me her DL.  Bitch is 38!  I look at the license. Look up.  I don't say a word. And she bursts into tears and tries to walk home.  I gave her a ride.  She tries making out with me in the car.  Disaster....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHQcJuUHLwo&feature=related 

[slucat]

not 9 hrs, but maybe 6-right before the feista bowl, i went in to get highlights and the bitch turned my hair white, i made her do it over...

normally about 3 hrs depending on how long the hair is