Worst prank you've done to someone?

[Cat Doctor]

Also in high school, a bunch of us were hanging out and we called the RCPD to report one of our friends had jay-parked (parked facing the wrong way on the street).  The cops didn't really want to come out and give him a ticket, but they did.  He was pissed.

Did he happen to go on to be the student body president at ku?

[LimestoneOutcropping]

I was waiting for a parking spot before class for like an hour one day;  One finally opens up and the dude is backing out so that I'm blocked to swing in;   Some bitch pulls into the lot and slips into the spot while I'm sitting there with my blinker on.  I get out to talk to here and she's like Asain or something and claims to not speak english.   I blow off my class, go to walmart and buy "Doe in Heat"  (Deer piss for the non-hunter) and spray it all over her car including down the vents just in front of her windshield.  


I always wondered if spraying it down the vents would eventually go through her HVAC system and essentially ruin her car; so if you know of some dumb bitch asian chick that had a car that smelled like piss, let me know.

Other pranks.  Old High school job, we used to tell new hires they had to fill up the water fountain by pouring buckets of water down the water fountain drain - almost all of them fell for it.   Then just prank phone calls to car salesman - Telling the receptionist to have so & so call me back at (# to a local mortuary) and tell them my name was Myra Mains.

Another good one is if your work place has to dial 9 to get out; page someone to dial "extension 9911"

Asian people are impervious to fouls smells so, she was unaffected by your prank.  Sorry to ruin it.  There is no way she would be able to sell that car to anyone but an asian.

[FBWillie]

If you'e lazy enough to wait an hour for a spot rather than just walking, you deserve to get screwed over my some Asian chick.

It was winter time; like 40 degrees and I lived like 3-4 miles away from campus. tell me you never waited for a parking spot.

[JTKSU]

If you'e lazy enough to wait an hour for a spot rather than just walking, you deserve to get screwed over my some Asian chick.

It was winter time; like 40 degrees and I lived like 3-4 miles away from campus. tell me you never waited for a parking spot.

Not once.  Ever.  And certainly not while I was in Manhattan.  Just drive a little bit farther and park there.  I always lived fairly close to campus and walked.  Pretty sure you could have found a parking spot without waiting for an hour that was closer than any house I ever lived in though.  You know who waits for parking spots?  Fat people at wal-mart, that's who.

[RonLongshaft]

If you'e lazy enough to wait an hour for a spot rather than just walking, you deserve to get screwed over my some Asian chick.

It was winter time; like 40 degrees and I lived like 3-4 miles away from campus. tell me you never waited for a parking spot.

Not once.  Ever.  And certainly not while I was in Manhattan.  Just drive a little bit farther and park there.  I always lived fairly close to campus and walked.  Pretty sure you could have found a parking spot without waiting for an hour that was closer than any house I ever lived in though.  You know who waits for parking spots?  Fat people at wal-mart, that's who.

I've waited for parking spots sometimes on purpose, when i didn't wanna feel to guilty for skipping class.

but I have to agree JTSUSKF you are a bad ass, you need to teach a course of how to work KSU campus

OT sadly enough the worst days to take off class are the best and the worst days weather wise of the semester cause that is when the attendance/ EC is given out

[FBWillie]

If you'e lazy enough to wait an hour for a spot rather than just walking, you deserve to get screwed over my some Asian chick.

It was winter time; like 40 degrees and I lived like 3-4 miles away from campus. tell me you never waited for a parking spot.

Not once.  Ever.  And certainly not while I was in Manhattan.  Just drive a little bit farther and park there.  I always lived fairly close to campus and walked.  Pretty sure you could have found a parking spot without waiting for an hour that was closer than any house I ever lived in though.  You know who waits for parking spots?  Fat people at wal-mart, that's who.

Well I guess I'm the fat douchebag.   

[cyclist]

Well OK, didn't actually do this, but it is funny...