Got kicked out of a drugstore when I was 7 or 8 for

at dirty magazines (before they put them in those plastic sleeves).
Couple years later got kicked out of Showbiz Pizza for stealing tokens out of the helicopter in Kiddie Barnyard Land. They had an 'undercover' security guard who busted me with a pocket full of tokens. They took me into the manager's office and made me call my parents (they weren't home) and then told me that I could never come back again. They fixed the helicopter so you couldn't get tokens out of it anymore too. I was pretty

at first but as soon as I figured out that my parents wouldn't find out I was

.