A horse, alcohol, and an inflatable penis.

[Dirty Sanchez]

No, not a Karnak joke.  It really happened.  Wichita is franking weird.

http://www.kansas.com/690/story/744669.html

[Dirty Sanchez]

And if you read the whole article, you find there is a lawrence tie.  surfrankingprise.

[FelixRex]

Some would say that Wichita is "awesome".

[Oklahoma_Cat]

i'm having deja vu

[ew2x4]

This seems familiar.

[dmartin]

It's Old Town, this should be no surprise.

[CatsNShocks]

Police arrested the man, of Eastborough, on suspicion of battery of a law enforcement officer, in this case, the horse.

The guy was from Eastborough, not Wichita. Big diff.

[Thin Blue Line]

Ya gotta love Old Town. I was at a conference at the Hotel Old Town in 2005. While partaking of the "refreshments" in the hospitality room, a group of us PoPo's heard someone at the door asking what the &@#% we were doing. We turned around and discovered Gary Busey standing there looking like a homeless bum. He was apparently in town for the Wichita Film Festival. He asked us again "what was going on" and we just looked at each other and told him we were watching the Red Sox on TV. He looked at the table in the room and saw that it had about 12 cases of Crispy Cremes on it. (Shut up, I don't want to hear it. I don't like them.). He asked if he could have some donuts, so we gave him a case. He stood there and asked who we were while munching on said donuts. We told him we were all cops at a conference. He didn't believe us until we showed him badges and guns. His "handler", a rather large black man standing behind him, was looking like he was taking a crap at this point. Keep in mind that this was around midnight after spending six hours partaking of the "refreshments" He said, "cool" and left. Later found out the d00d couldn't get a room because the hotel was booked up. Strange d00d. What a loser.   

[Pike]

lol my roomate just told me about this 20 minutes ago

[BigCat]

Ya gotta love Old Town. I was at a conference at the Hotel Old Town in 2005. While partaking of the "refreshments" in the hospitality room, a group of us PoPo's heard someone at the door asking what the frack we were doing. We turned around and discovered Gary Busey standing there looking like a homeless bum. He was apparently in town for the Wichita Film Festival. He asked us again "what was going on" and we just looked at each other and told him we were watching the Red Sox on TV. He looked at the table in the room and saw that it had about 12 cases of Crispy Cremes on it. (Shut up, I don't want to hear it. I don't like them.). He asked if he could have some donuts, so we gave him a case. He stood there and asked who we were while munching on said donuts. We told him we were all cops at a conference. He didn't believe us until we showed him badges and guns. His "handler", a rather large black man standing behind him, was looking like he was taking a crap at this point. Keep in mind that this was around midnight after spending six hours partaking of the "refreshments" He said, "cool" and left. Later found out the d00d couldn't get a room because the hotel was booked up. Strange d00d. What a loser.   

Wichita has a film festival?

Film festival, eating donuts and a D-list celebrity sighting. Sounds like an elite day for Wichita.

[Thin Blue Line]

Ya gotta love Old Town. I was at a conference at the Hotel Old Town in 2005. While partaking of the "refreshments" in the hospitality room, a group of us PoPo's heard someone at the door asking what the frack we were doing. We turned around and discovered Gary Busey standing there looking like a homeless bum. He was apparently in town for the Wichita Film Festival. He asked us again "what was going on" and we just looked at each other and told him we were watching the Red Sox on TV. He looked at the table in the room and saw that it had about 12 cases of Crispy Cremes on it. (Shut up, I don't want to hear it. I don't like them.). He asked if he could have some donuts, so we gave him a case. He stood there and asked who we were while munching on said donuts. We told him we were all cops at a conference. He didn't believe us until we showed him badges and guns. His "handler", a rather large black man standing behind him, was looking like he was taking a crap at this point. Keep in mind that this was around midnight after spending six hours partaking of the "refreshments" He said, "cool" and left. Later found out the d00d couldn't get a room because the hotel was booked up. Strange d00d. What a loser.   

Wichita has a film festival?

Film festival, eating donuts and a D-list celebrity sighting. Sounds like an elite day for Wichita.

Yeah, they call it the Tallgrass Film Festival, I guess. Thought it was kinda gay sounding. FWIW, Busey was a short little prick. Stood about 5'06". Always thought he looked taller in movies/on film.

[dmartin]

Ya gotta love Old Town. I was at a conference at the Hotel Old Town in 2005. While partaking of the "refreshments" in the hospitality room, a group of us PoPo's heard someone at the door asking what the frack we were doing. We turned around and discovered Gary Busey standing there looking like a homeless bum. He was apparently in town for the Wichita Film Festival. He asked us again "what was going on" and we just looked at each other and told him we were watching the Red Sox on TV. He looked at the table in the room and saw that it had about 12 cases of Crispy Cremes on it. (Shut up, I don't want to hear it. I don't like them.). He asked if he could have some donuts, so we gave him a case. He stood there and asked who we were while munching on said donuts. We told him we were all cops at a conference. He didn't believe us until we showed him badges and guns. His "handler", a rather large black man standing behind him, was looking like he was taking a crap at this point. Keep in mind that this was around midnight after spending six hours partaking of the "refreshments" He said, "cool" and left. Later found out the d00d couldn't get a room because the hotel was booked up. Strange d00d. What a loser.   

Wichita has a film festival?

Film festival, eating donuts and a D-list celebrity sighting. Sounds like an elite day for Wichita.

All that's missing is a binge and purge session with Kirstie Alley

[BigCat]

Ya gotta love Old Town. I was at a conference at the Hotel Old Town in 2005. While partaking of the "refreshments" in the hospitality room, a group of us PoPo's heard someone at the door asking what the frack we were doing. We turned around and discovered Gary Busey standing there looking like a homeless bum. He was apparently in town for the Wichita Film Festival. He asked us again "what was going on" and we just looked at each other and told him we were watching the Red Sox on TV. He looked at the table in the room and saw that it had about 12 cases of Crispy Cremes on it. (Shut up, I don't want to hear it. I don't like them.). He asked if he could have some donuts, so we gave him a case. He stood there and asked who we were while munching on said donuts. We told him we were all cops at a conference. He didn't believe us until we showed him badges and guns. His "handler", a rather large black man standing behind him, was looking like he was taking a crap at this point. Keep in mind that this was around midnight after spending six hours partaking of the "refreshments" He said, "cool" and left. Later found out the d00d couldn't get a room because the hotel was booked up. Strange d00d. What a loser.   

Wichita has a film festival?

Film festival, eating donuts and a D-list celebrity sighting. Sounds like an elite day for Wichita.

All that's missing is a binge and purge session with Kirstie Alley

hey hey there you go. Could def. sell a bunch of tix to that thing and maybe make some money hawking jenny craig memberships.

[pwrcat1]

Wichita is such a sh*t hole.

[Catmatt]

A few celebs from Wichita.  Don Johnson grew up there.  Joe Walsh bought his grandma's house there a few years ago.  An AA friend of mine saw Don Johnson at an AA meeting in the old Park Lane Mall when he was back visiting family.  Yes, I know, I am breaking his anonymity, which is wrong.  Apparently someone else did at the meeting, did the ol' fanboy, "Saaaay, aren't you Don Johnson?" to which he replied, "This is a Program of Anonymity, asshole!"

Oh, and if the Tallgrass Film Festival sounds gay, that's because it was founded by a gay guy.  Sadly, he died a few years ago.

[BigCat]

Oh, and if the Tallgrass Film Festival sounds gay, that's because it was founded by a gay guy.

I don't think it sounds gay. Jblein is just exercising the famous illegal profiling class they give you as a cop.

[Thin Blue Line]

Oh, and if the Tallgrass Film Festival sounds gay, that's because it was founded by a gay guy.

I don't think it sounds gay. Jblein is just exercising the famous illegal profiling class they give you as a cop.

Just imo, mind you.

[WillieWannabe]

Nice attention grabbing subject title