LOL at the photo tour and afh. Even more blowjobby and LOL worthy is the afh writeup.
"The place couldn't look much more like the set of a Disney movie."

"The salt-of-the-earth Kansans who fill the place are not prone to braggadocio,

but they are not above dropping a name or two, either."
Whos name do they have worth dropping? Sharon? 
"Folks here are proud of the fact that legendary coaches Adolph Rupp
(avowed racist) and Dean Smith
(got the F out of uk never to return)are both ku alums and protégés of the building's namesake."

"The smell of popcorn wafts through the building's concourse, enhancing the high school gym feel of the place."

"Presumably, Kansas coach Bill Self takes a tape measure with him on the road to convince his team the dimensions really are the same in every building they visit."
Don't think that's why billy always has a tape measure in the locker room...