It's one thing to be a bad coach. It's quite another to be a bad human being, tacky dresser, over-weight, sporting a stupid looking poorly maintained goatee, quoting everything you've ever heard to make yourself sound smarter than you are, all hat-no cattle, bunny ear in a picture, 0-9 against NU-MU-ku, wife swapping, Ft. Hays coed chasing, bold and daring, on-side kick addicted, sack of monkey crap.