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Author Topic: Didn't know this, but....Johnny Knoxville  (Read 519 times)

January 15, 2009, 10:40:22 PM
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Knoxville, whose real name is Philip John Clapp, told officers the inert grenade was a prop he forgot to remove from his bag, Airport spokeswoman Nancy Castles said.

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January 15, 2009, 10:47:11 PM
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I thinks I would change my name, too.

January 18, 2009, 02:04:31 PM
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My wife and a friend flew to Cleveland to pick up a vehicle her friend bought on Ebay. Anyways there was this arabian dude in front of them at KCI and security spent like 30 minutes searching him and questioning him. Turns out my wife had a butter knife in her purse and made it through security. Moral of the story make sure an arab is in front of you

January 19, 2009, 04:37:00 PM
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My wife and a friend flew to Cleveland to pick up a vehicle her friend bought on Ebay. Anyways there was this arabian dude in front of them at KCI and security spent like 30 minutes searching him and questioning him. Turns out my wife had a butter knife in her purse and made it through security. Moral of the story make sure an arab is in front of you
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January 19, 2009, 04:40:22 PM
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My wife and a friend flew to Cleveland to pick up a vehicle her friend bought on Ebay. Anyways there was this arabian dude in front of them at KCI and security spent like 30 minutes searching him and questioning him. Turns out my wife had a butter knife in her purse and made it through security. Moral of the story make sure an arab is in front of you
Who needs butter that badly?  :confused:

January 19, 2009, 05:08:39 PM
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My wife and a friend flew to Cleveland to pick up a vehicle her friend bought on Ebay. Anyways there was this arabian dude in front of them at KCI and security spent like 30 minutes searching him and questioning him. Turns out my wife had a butter knife in her purse and made it through security. Moral of the story make sure an arab is in front of you
the arab was likely fatty.

January 20, 2009, 12:06:28 AM
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Last April a bunch of friends and I flew to Cancun out of KCI.  When we got to the hotel one of my friends is emptying his carry-on and a little box of box cutter replacement blades fall out.  Airport security is crap.  He could have sliced and diced everyone.  Oh... and the dumbass forgot again and got them back to Kansas City in his carry on.