Warm Up The Tractor??

[pissclams]

life is excellent most excellent unless you talk to lsoc. i think he has sex with himself. regularly.

good!  on both comments!

[Brewcrew]

oh...and he does it with his softball uniform on. with one legging gagging his mouth.

[sys]

oh...and he does it with his softball uniform on. with one legging gagging his mouth.

having seen lsoc, that sounds incredibly hot.

[Brewcrew]

oh...and he does it with his softball uniform on. with one legging gagging his mouth.

having seen lsoc, that sounds incredibly hot.

now that's funny. legend in his own mind. i think his wife is just cute but not hot?

[Rick Daris]

kaw

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

no, they are from prairie village so they understand it and find it funny even though it's making fun of their own school.  I think they are a lot smarter and more cultured than most of the people on the board to say the least.   
 

Loving this thread.  I kills me to single out just one comment, but this is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

 

[cireksu]

8 pages of this is redic.

[Brewcrew]

 

[steve dave]

oh...and he does it with his softball uniform on. with one legging gagging his mouth.

having seen lsoc, that sounds incredibly hot.

I'm gonna go ahead an +1 this SOB

[Brewcrew]

ewh....

[JTKSU]

ewh....

Dude, if you're not down with picturing a dude beating off while wearing a softball uniform, maybe this board just isn't for you.  Would this fantasy be better for you if I told you the guy in question was really rich and was performing said deed in a five bedroom house while checking his stock portfolio?

[jthutch]

It must really sting those JoCo folks that their parents or grandparents worked the ground near Pretty Prairie or such like. Probably have a vision of their Kansas forebearers arriving in the state in Beemers and pastel sweaters draped over their shoulders, ready to do some lawyering in Corporate Woods.

I just want to know why you brought up Pretty Prairie...I'm one of about 15 people in the whole state can point it out on a map... the other 14 are my mother and siblings/grandparents.

OOOHHH, OOHHH I can point out Pretty Prairie.  But I bet less can find Plevna.  Population 100.  We grows some good wheat and raise yummy cows certified angus and herferd. (what ever that means)

Grandparents raised all of their kids (including my mom) in Pretty Prairie.  Gramps was pretty high up on the food chain in that school district as well, at one time.  Had an uncle/aunt that lived in Castleton, another lived right near Mt. Vernon and they now lives in Cheney.  But no, sadly, I can't point out Plevna.  I had been down in the area many, many times, but not looking around for other little po-dunk towns.  I do know there is a Catholic church to the southwest a bit in the middle of no where and I'm not talking about Mt. Vernon either.  It's just on a strange dirt road going west for a mile or two off whatever highway that is that runs south by PP.  Always thought it was strange to just build a church willy nilly but they have all kinds of isolated churches in that area, I'm sure.  They all seat like 40 people too.  LOL

Had a band teacher in high school that was from Pretty Prairie or surrounding area.  I can't remember exactly.  Did you go to Hutch Juco because he lives/works there currently, I believe.

Nope did not go to Hutch Juco went strait to Manhappieness.  To work on my Kstatriotism although I was already a kstariot long before I went there.  I live in Buhler now.

Kstatriot plus Buhler Grad, right here.  And I can point out both Plevna and Pretty Prairie

WOW!

[greasd up deaf guy]

I can't stop laughing everytime I see. the humor comes more from the fact they are kansans as well.

and it's just funny. i can't really explain it. it's just really funny.

my KSU fan friends thought it was hilarious along with the one with the trophies and the cow.  

Your KSU fan friends need therapy. That was the most WTF sign I've ever seen at a sporting event.

no, they are from prairie village so they understand it and find it funny even though it's making fun of their own school.  I think they are a lot smarter and more cultured than most of the people on the board to say the least.   

No kidding!

It's been known for centuries that Prairie Village is a cultural and higher learning mecca for not just the American midwest, but throughout the world. In a 1997 visit to the hallowed burg the Dalai Lama was heard to utter, "Tibet has been our hub for centuries, but the modern Buddhist must complete a pilgrimage to Prairie Village to be whole."
Those who wish to be enlightened can visit any number of split-level homes with stunning owner-built additions. For a mere $30,000 to $40,000 more than their Overland Park slum counterparts, a person can own one of these residences and increase their IQ by at least 50 points.
References to Prairie Village can first be seen in Leviticus 26:
 " 'I will grant peace in the land of Prairie Village, and you will lie down and no one will make you afraid. I will remove savage beasts from the land, and the sword will not pass through your country. 7 You will pursue your enemies, and they will fall by the sword before you. 8 Five of you will chase a hundred, and a hundred of you will chase ten thousand, and your enemies will fall by the sword before you. "

and further:
 "14 I, your LORD will grant thee a Mexican Restaurant. You will know it is holy for I shall bestow upon it a pure sodium lizard. As your LORD, I command thee to choketh down this overrated, bland feast. But if you will not listen to me and carry out all this command, 15 and if you reject my decrees and abhor my laws and fail to carry out all my commands and so violate my covenant, 16 then I will do this to you: I will bring upon you sudden terror, wasting diseases and fever that will destroy your sight and drain away your life. You will plant seed in vain, because your enemies will eat it. 17 If thou shalt spread the good word of this establishment, I shall repay thou with a hairpiece more glorious than that of a mulesmith"

Link

[jthutch]

   

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No kidding!

It's been known for centuries that Prairie Village is a cultural and higher learning mecca for not just the American midwest, but throughout the world. In a 1997 visit to the hallowed burg the Dalai Lama was heard to utter, "Tibet has been our hub for centuries, but the modern Buddhist must complete a pilgrimage to Prairie Village to be whole."
Those who wish to be enlightened can visit any number of split-level homes with stunning owner-built additions. For a mere $30,000 to $40,000 more than their Overland Park slum counterparts, a person can own one of these residences and increase their IQ by at least 50 points.
References to Prairie Village can first be seen in Leviticus 26:
 " 'I will grant peace in the land of Prairie Village, and you will lie down and no one will make you afraid. I will remove savage beasts from the land, and the sword will not pass through your country. 7 You will pursue your enemies, and they will fall by the sword before you. 8 Five of you will chase a hundred, and a hundred of you will chase ten thousand, and your enemies will fall by the sword before you. "

and further:
 "14 I, your LORD will grant thee a Mexican Restaurant. You will know it is holy for I shall bestow upon it a pure sodium lizard. As your LORD, I command thee to choketh down this overrated, bland feast. But if you will not listen to me and carry out all this command, 15 and if you reject my decrees and abhor my laws and fail to carry out all my commands and so violate my covenant, 16 then I will do this to you: I will bring upon you sudden terror, wasting diseases and fever that will destroy your sight and drain away your life. You will plant seed in vain, because your enemies will eat it. 17 If thou shalt spread the good word of this establishment, I shall repay thou with a hairpiece more glorious than that of a mulesmith"

Link

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LOL 

[NCKCAT]

Wow, I check back and this topic has blown up (not really on topic anymore but hey who cares)...8 pages...nice!

[oneuponaggies]

no, they are from prairie village so they understand it and find it funny even though it's making fun of their own school.  I think they are a lot smarter and more cultured than most of the people on the board to say the least.   
 

Loving this thread.  I kills me to single out just one comment, but this is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

 

just trying to play along. 

[LimestoneOutcropping]

If you ask nicely, Brewster's Millions may regale you with tales of travel to far flung locals, like Orlando.

Now, I know a lot of you are like "OR...LAN...DOE? That sounds made up, like a beautiful tropical martian world where everyone get a chair that walks and the Coca-Cola is in water fountains!!"

I thought the same thing until T. Brew set me straight.  Smack dab in the middle of the Union's classiest state.  Florida.  Don't let the fact that it is landlocked fool you fellow EMAWER's.  It is truly a billionaire's playground.

[Rick Daris]

If you ask nicely, Brewster's Millions may regale you with tales of travel to far flung locals, like Orlando.

Now, I know a lot of you are like "OR...LAN...DOE? That sounds made up, like a beautiful tropical martian world where everyone get a chair that walks and the Coca-Cola is in water fountains!!"

I thought the same thing until T. Brew set me straight.  Smack dab in the middle of the Union's classiest state.  Florida.  Don't let the fact that it is landlocked fool you fellow EMAWER's.  It is truly a billionaire's playground.

 

just did some research on this orlandoe place and it looks like there's some sort of future world there and it really seems to not just be one place but actually several different countries combined... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epcot

Does anyone know how much it costs to fly there and if you need a passport or not? TIa.

[Chingon]

If you ask nicely, Brewster's Millions may regale you with tales of travel to far flung locals, like Orlando.

Now, I know a lot of you are like "OR...LAN...DOE? That sounds made up, like a beautiful tropical martian world where everyone get a chair that walks and the Coca-Cola is in water fountains!!"

I thought the same thing until T. Brew set me straight.  Smack dab in the middle of the Union's classiest state.  Florida.  Don't let the fact that it is landlocked fool you fellow EMAWER's.  It is truly a billionaire's playground.

I hear there is great fragrance shopping to be done in metropolitan Orlando.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

If you ask nicely, Brewster's Millions may regale you with tales of travel to far flung locals, like Orlando.

Now, I know a lot of you are like "OR...LAN...DOE? That sounds made up, like a beautiful tropical martian world where everyone get a chair that walks and the Coca-Cola is in water fountains!!"

I thought the same thing until T. Brew set me straight.  Smack dab in the middle of the Union's classiest state.  Florida.  Don't let the fact that it is landlocked fool you fellow EMAWER's.  It is truly a billionaire's playground.

 

just did some research on this orlandoe place and it looks like there's some sort of future world there and it really seems to not just be one place but actually several different countries combined... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epcot

Does anyone know how much it costs to fly there and if you need a passport or not? TIa.

Don't bother.  Brew has told me it is so exclusive only Saudi Princes and Lawrence restaurant entrepeneurs are admitted.  Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

[jthutch]

If you ask nicely, Brewster's Millions may regale you with tales of travel to far flung locals, like Orlando.

Now, I know a lot of you are like "OR...LAN...DOE? That sounds made up, like a beautiful tropical martian world where everyone get a chair that walks and the Coca-Cola is in water fountains!!"

I thought the same thing until T. Brew set me straight.  Smack dab in the middle of the Union's classiest state.  Florida.  Don't let the fact that it is landlocked fool you fellow EMAWER's.  It is truly a billionaire's playground.

I hear there is great fragrance shopping to be done in metropolitan Orlando.

This is all fake just like when we sent a man to the moon it is all made up in this place called Hollywood.  I'm not sure if that place exists either, I'm scared to leave my little world

[michigancat]

the 2nd steer from the left looks very angry.  would love to hear the backstory on that one. 

He doesn't look like he is enjoying Manhattan.

[michigancat]

First of all, at this thread...

oh...and he does it with his softball uniform on. with one legging gagging his mouth.

having seen lsoc, that sounds incredibly hot.

I'm gonna go ahead an +1 this SOB

x3.  I mean, the dude showed up late for a PAK'r because he was working out.  I mean, c'mon.

[yoga-lika_abana]

STD from Renee Stevens hairy upper lip.

That hairy lip lives in lawrence my friend

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=122698711

Wonder if she/he went to thailand also?