Krause the Puppetmaster

[Rick Daris]

Krause is a genius for using GP and his agent to get Snyder to work for less.



BS: "Krausey, What's up? Can I be head coach again? Pretty please?"

BK: "Dunno, we already got GP for 2mil"

BS: "Prove it"

BK....... :Puppetmaster type stuff w/ media, agents and GP: 



BS: "Crapz!11!  What if I do it for 1.8?"

BK: "Alright, I guess. You're a tough one Bill."

GP: "Hey Krausey, thanks for the raise down here. Sorry I didn't want to come back, but you gotta admit Manhattan is craphole, no?"

BK: "Yes, is craphole. We should hookup next time I'm in Texas. I've heard Babydolls by the airport is FTW"

GP: "For sure bro. Def hit me up when you're in town. First LD is on me. Late."

BS: "Hey Joan, this is BS. Can you grab the Mr. Coffee and Comodore 64 and bring it to the head coaches office? TIA"

JF: "Frack...  "

[Stupid Fitz]

Krause is a genius for using GP and his agent to get Snyder to work for less.



BS: "Krausey, What's up? Can I be head coach again? Pretty please?"

BK: "Dunno, we already got GP for 2mil"

BS: "Prove it"

BK....... :Puppetmaster type stuff w/ media, agents and GP: 



BS: "Crapz!11!  What if I do it for 1.8?"

BK: "Alright, I guess. You're a tough one Bill."

GP: "Hey Krausey, thanks for the raise down here. Sorry I didn't want to come back, but you gotta admit Manhattan is craphole, no?"

BK: "Yes, is craphole. We should hookup next time I'm in Texas. I've heard Babydolls by the airport is FTW"

GP: "For sure bro. Def hit me up when you're in town. First LD is on me. Late."

BS: "Hey Joan, this is BS. Can you grab the Mr. Coffee and Comodore 64 and bring it to the head coaches office? TIA"

JF: "Frack...  "

I think it went more like this"
BK: Hey Bill you want to coach?

BS: Not really

BK: But I am a lazy POS that hates football and doesn't want go through the trouble of finding a decent coach.

BS: No thanks

BK: What if you can bring all of the guys that were on your staff that have went on and failed at other programs, instead of the ones that are successful?

BS: I'll do it for 1.5 mill

BK: 1.8, and that is my final offer.

BS: deal

BK: whew, Bill is a tough negotiator, now I can get back to playing xbox and watching cartoons.