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[Oklahoma_Cat]

I'm doing this whole "No Shave November" thing on a dare/bet/whatever, and it's going horribly.  5 days in and I already want to shoot myself.  I'm not going to make it without hard liquor.  I've never grown my facial hair on purpose in my life, and the itchyness is horrible.

(I'm 27, not like ShawnWinters 12 and having a few pieces of curly ball hair on my chin)

Any of you &@#%ers gone a whole month without shaving just for the hell of it?  any suggestions on how to make it a few more weeks?

[Chingon]

OK I have a full grown beard (3 inches long all around).

Try this dilute 1 tbs of bleach in a cup of hot water.

soak your beard in this for ten minutes.

[michigancat]

Man, not even shaving part of the neck or anything?

rough.

[Saulbadguy]

Use conditioner on your beard.

[cireksu]

it will stop itching when it gets long enough, about a week and a half to 2 weeks.

when I was in college I never shaved about every month I'd take clippers and trim down to stubble but never shaved. 

[michigancat]

you HAVE to trim around your mouth.  especially the corners.

[steve dave]

Beards are hilarious imo. 

[dmartin]

I did this just last month.  quit shaving on october 1st so that I could grow out some meaty lambchop sideburns for halloween.  yeah, the first week or two is hell from the itch.  then you start to get annoyed when you lick your lip and hit hair.  and def trim around your mouth, that crap was annoying.  but it was worth it as everyone loved the lambchops.  sadly, they're gone already.

[greasd up deaf guy]

you HAVE to trim around your mouth.  especially the corners.

QFT. It's like water torture. Had a beard for a while. The ladies were all  . Ok. Not really.

[pissclams]

my beard doesn't itch at all, guess i'm one of the lucky ones 

the best advice i can give you is don't grow a beard if you don't have the stones to-  there's a reason why women can't/don't grow beards.

[steve dave]

my beard doesn't itch at all, guess i'm one of the lucky ones 

the best advice i can give you is don't grow a beard if you don't have the stones to-  there's a reason why women can't/don't grow beards.

Your head is too small for a beard imo

[pissclams]

GMAFB, my melon is huge.  much huger than anyone I know with a great looking beard.

[ECN]

goldbond. great for itching and bearding.

i have a huge noggin. prolly twice the size of 'sclams.

here is my status so far:



my only competition after 6 days would have to be fatty.

[jmlynch1]

I did this just last month.  quit shaving on october 1st so that I could grow out some meaty lambchop sideburns for halloween.  yeah, the first week or two is hell from the itch.  then you start to get annoyed when you lick your lip and hit hair.  and def trim around your mouth, that crap was annoying.  but it was worth it as everyone loved the lambchops.  sadly, they're gone already.

Dumb move, with Noshavember immediately following and all.

[dmartin]

I did this just last month.  quit shaving on october 1st so that I could grow out some meaty lambchop sideburns for halloween.  yeah, the first week or two is hell from the itch.  then you start to get annoyed when you lick your lip and hit hair.  and def trim around your mouth, that crap was annoying.  but it was worth it as everyone loved the lambchops.  sadly, they're gone already.

Dumb move, with Noshavember immediately following and all.

haha, "if you still want to get laid then you better shave those things off" outruled Noshavember. 

[pissclams]

goldbond. great for itching and bearding.

i have a huge noggin. prolly twice the size of 'sclams.

here is my status so far:



my only competition after 6 days would have to be fatty.

d00d, you look like Teenwolf - shave that bush

[QuinnMac]

It should stop ithcing after a week or so, the just get used to the feeling. At least that is the way it is for me.  But I also hate shaving and use a razor about 5 times a year.

[Oklahoma_Cat]

I caved after 8 days. not a fan of eating my hair.

[powercatmiller]

I caved after 8 days. not a fan of eating my hair.

So just your hair?

[SkinnyBenny]

I did this just last month.  quit shaving on october 1st so that I could grow out some meaty lambchop sideburns for halloween.  yeah, the first week or two is hell from the itch.  then you start to get annoyed when you lick your lip and hit hair.  and def trim around your mouth, that crap was annoying.  but it was worth it as everyone loved the lambchops.  sadly, they're gone already.

Dumb move, with Noshavember immediately following and all.

Novembeard FTW.