Ideas on how to fire Prince

[Ben Ji]

How should we tell prince he's fired? Should it be Woolyesque? Tell him on his way back to the locker room after watching Iowa State put up 50+ on us?

Here are my top 5 ways to fire prince

5. A pinata filled with pink slips that prince is forced to swing at on the last ever episode of the ron prince show.
4. An enourmous YOUR FIRED sign in his front yard with the John Hancock of wefald, krause, and snyder.
3. Print up 85 t-shirts with gary pattersons picture on it and distribute them to the football team.
2. Don't actually tell him he's fired. Just storm the feild after losing to NU/ISU and carry him to tuttle....
1. A handwritten note from Wefald or Krause. Might look something like this

[doom]

I think it should be an end of quarter announcement.  Like after they brag on the equestrian chicks. 

[AzCat]

On the scoreboard.  It'll be just like Freeman texting UNL that he was headed to KSU.  Nice way to bookend Ron's tenure.

[JR Ewing]

How should we tell prince he's fired? Should it be Woolyesque? Tell him on his way back to the locker room after watching Iowa State put up 50+ on us?

Here are my top 5 ways to fire prince

5. A pinata filled with pink slips that prince is forced to swing at on the last ever episode of the ron prince show.
4. An enourmous YOUR FIRED sign in his front yard with the John Hancock of wefald, krause, and snyder.
3. Print up 85 t-shirts with gary pattersons picture on it and distribute them to the football team.
2. Don't actually tell him he's fired. Just storm the feild after losing to NU/ISU and carry him to tuttle....
1. A handwritten note from Wefald or Krause. Might look something like this

I'd like to see something engraved.*  Or maybe him waking up with a bloody horse's head in his bed.

*preferably in iambic pentameter

[WildCatzPhreak]

[Purplefamily]

Sky-writing "You're fired" over the stadium.

Send Prince up in a hot-air balloon. As he reads the "You're fired" note taped to the basket, he just floats awayyyyyyyy......

Take out a full-page "you're fired" ad in the Mercury. Next morning it's "Hey Coach, have you read today's paper?" 

[BRULL]

Freeman send him a text message.

[dmartin]

call him out to the 50 yard line and have Willie spear him. Better get Willie to bulk up a little.

[wes mantooth]

Fire him at a Catbacker event.  It will be the most excited those catbackers fans have gotten this season.

[cooter]

Do it on Senior day.  Tell him its a new tradition and have him run out like the seniors due.  Have his parents their and give him flowers.

[pwrcat1]

Shoot him in the face.

[Tannoudji]

Shoot him in the face in front of his kids.

fyp. 

 

[catchup]

You don't have to tell him. Just have payroll "fix the glitch"

[pwrcat1]

You don't have to tell him. Just have payroll "fix the glitch"

"Ummmm, 'scue me, but I think you have my stapler..."

[KSUTOMMY]

Steal his car, and when he goes to report the incident - change the locks on all the facilities all the while at the Po-Po station they say, "I'm sorry sir, but there are no employees here by the name of... what is your name again, oh yes, Ron Prints."

[cyclist]

How about 'The Donald' ?

[Ben Ji]

You don't have to tell him. Just have payroll "fix the glitch"

excellent Office Space reference

[doom]

You don't have to tell him. Just have payroll "fix the glitch"

excellent Office Space reference

The problem with that reference/idea is that he'd still be occupying space in Vanier.

[Skydog]

You don't have to tell him. Just have payroll "fix the glitch"

excellent Office Space reference

The problem with that reference/idea is that he'd still be occupying space in Vanier.

Yeah... we're just gonna have to move you to the basement...

yeah.......

[doom]

You don't have to tell him. Just have payroll "fix the glitch"

excellent Office Space reference

The problem with that reference/idea is that he'd still be occupying space in Vanier.

b-but but...  okay, but I'l-I'll just get craptier recruits.
Yeah... we're just gonna have to move you to the basement...

yeah.......

[Pett]

You don't have to tell him. Just have payroll "fix the glitch"

Exactly!! Keep him as offensive coordinator!!

[chum1]

CampfiReON.  Get it?

[Brewcrew]

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