Ever wake up in the morning unexpectadly naked?

[The1BigWillie]

I sleep in shorts every night.  Typically a pair of soft Nike gym shorts.  I have done so for more years than I can remember.  I wake up in shorts every morning.  Same shorts typically.

The girl I had over had left before I went to bed and I locked the door. This morning I open my eyes and after a moment to get my wits about me realize I am naked.    I do a quick inventory of all bodies in bed with me.  I am alone.  I sit up and my shorts are shoved down in the covers at the foot of my bed.  I feel.... dirty.   

Before anyone asks, I live alone. No male roomates with  tendencies.

I went to bed sober and alone.    I have no explanation.  I would hope that any erotic dream I may have had that would make me do this would be remembered but I don't recall any dreams. 

Anyone else deal with a problem like this?  Is there a name for it?

[steve dave]

That's not very weird at all

[The1BigWillie]

That's not very weird at all

OK.  Good.   

[yoga-lika_abana]

 

[cyclist]

That's not very weird at all

OK.  Good.   

This emoticon is perfect for this thread:   

[k-state87]

That's not very weird at all

OK.  Good.   

[EllToPay]

Did you look under the bed for Rashaad?

[Perry]

When I was like 8 years old I slept in pajamas, and once woke up completely naked. I looked under the bed, near the bed, against the all, everywhere in my room. I somehow lost a pair of pajamas and underwear in my sleep, never to be found again. My mom was rather skeptical, but we never found them.
 

[TheShocker]

Is there a name for it?

Wacking off in your sleep.

[QuinnMac]

When I was like 8 years old I slept in pajamas, and once woke up completely naked. I looked under the bed, near the bed, against the all, everywhere in my room. I somehow lost a pair of pajamas and underwear in my sleep, never to be found again. My mom was rather skeptical, but we never found them.
 

I probably wouldn't tell that story to many people

[CatsNShocks]

What sucks is you can't remember what happened...not even a dream.
Could have been the most erotic dream you've ever had, but yet you cannot recall anything.
It must be driving you crazy.
Like when Dane Cook talks about breaking into somebody's house and not stealing anything...tormenting the family for years to come.
 

[willie83]

Like when Dane Cook talks about breaking into somebody's house and not stealing anything...tormenting the family for years to come.
 

If it was my house, I would throw all of the toothbrushes away.

[WillieWannabe]

When I was like 8 years old I slept in pajamas, and once woke up completely naked. I looked under the bed, near the bed, against the all, everywhere in my room. I somehow lost a pair of pajamas and underwear in my sleep, never to be found again. My mom was rather skeptical, but we never found them.
 

Did you have a dream about eating some fuzzy bread and a rotten brown trout??

[Perry]

No. I did not. My ass felt fine in the morning, btw.

[SkinnyBenny]

Like when Dane Cook talks about breaking into somebody's house and not stealing anything...tormenting the family for years to come.
 

If it was my house, I would throw all of the toothbrushes away.

If it was my post, I wouldn't have ever mentioned that I listen to Dane Cook.