Big 12 Fans Official Rankings

[steve dave]

1.  Kansas State.  Elite of the elite.  Kind and generous in nature.  Usually have strong upper body strength.  Rarely if ever balding.  Smell nice and are hygenic to a fault.  Smartest of all the Big 12 fans by far.  Other fans envy them.  Only put mustard on hotdogs NEVER ketchup.  Good BBS skills.  Concerned for environment.  Not racist. 
2.  CU.  Rich.  Trendy.  Sexy. 
3.  Texas.  Rich.  Trendy.  Sexy.
4.  ISU.  Support their crapty teams to a fault.  Sell out the crapty stadium.  May not actually exist (don't know any personally)
5.  OU.  Have been spoiled with their dreamy football coach.  Wealthier than OSU.  Fairly clean.  Would not make out with.
6.  OSU.  Pretty nice fans.  Kind of "country".  Bar scene is good.  Make good jokes about stuff.  Rare.
7.  Mizzou.  Pretty wealthy.  Being in Missouri drags them down (smells).  Smart'ish.  Somethimes funny.
8.  Tech.  The bell ringing guy on youtube leapfrogged them over Baylor.  Smelly.  Ugly.  Not smart.  Probably should rank lower.  Weird area.
9.  Baylor.  Probably smart.  Hoops players killing each other didn't effect them like it should have.  Baptists.  Fairly clean for being baptists.  Don't care about stuff.  Racists probably.
10.  ATM.  Weirdest of the fans.  Strange traditions that don't make sense.  Military stank.  Kissing at games un-hygenic.  Have good BBS.
11.  ku.  Don't know anything about sports in general.  Think they smell nice but really stink.  Some have money.  Many fake hippies.  Eat weird food.  Depend on parents for money/life.  Mean to homeless/minorities.
12.  NU.  Smell.  Least intelligent of all the Big 12 fans.  Weird across the board.  Ugliest of the Big 12 fans.  Mean.  Wear jorts every summer day and coveralls every winter day.  All racist.  Eat ketchup on everything.  Most didn't actually attend NU (or college in general).   

[Burgertime]

I just mowed the yard.  It is bloody hot out.  I am absolutely sure that I stink.  I ate haggis in Scotland and blood sausage in Paris.  So...you're pretty much right on.  Except for the minorities thing (I slept with a black girl once).  Good work, stave.

[Kat Kid]

1.  Kansas State.  Elite of the elite.  Kind and generous in nature.  Usually have strong upper body strength.  Rarely if ever balding.  Smell nice and are hygenic to a fault.  Smartest of all the Big 12 fans by far.  Other fans envy them.  Only put mustard on hotdogs NEVER ketchup.  Good BBS skills.  Concerned for environment.  Not racist. 
2.  CU.  Rich.  Trendy.  Sexy. 
3.  Texas.  Rich.  Trendy.  Sexy.
4.  ISU.  Support their crapty teams to a fault.  Sell out the crapty stadium.  May not actually exist (don't know any personally)
5.  OU.  Have been spoiled with their dreamy football coach.  Wealthier than OSU.  Fairly clean.  Would not make out with.
6.  OSU.  Pretty nice fans.  Kind of "country".  Bar scene is good.  Make good jokes about stuff.  Rare.
7.  Mizzou.  Pretty wealthy.  Being in Missouri drags them down (smells).  Smart'ish.  Somethimes funny.
8.  Tech.  The bell ringing guy on youtube leapfrogged them over Baylor.  Smelly.  Ugly.  Not smart.  Probably should rank lower.  Weird area.
9.  Baylor.  Probably smart.  Hoops players killing each other didn't effect them like it should have.  Baptists.  Fairly clean for being baptists.  Don't care about stuff.  Racists probably.
10.  ATM.  Weirdest of the fans.  Strange traditions that don't make sense.  Military stank.  Kissing at games un-hygenic.  Have good BBS.
11.  ku.  Don't know anything about sports in general.  Think they smell nice but really stink.  Some have money.  Many fake hippies.  Eat weird food.  Depend on parents for money/life.  Mean to homeless/minorities.
12.  NU.  Smell.  Least intelligent of all the Big 12 fans.  Weird across the board.  Ugliest of the Big 12 fans.  Mean.  Wear jorts every summer day and coveralls every winter day.  All racist.  Eat ketchup on everything.  Most didn't actually attend NU (or college in general).   

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[Prince McJunkins]

Wear jorts every summer day and coveralls every winter day.

Absolutely dead on. They also wear braided belts with their t-shirts tucked in..

[pwrcat1]

i like ketchup...     ... 

[kstate16]

ku only wishes they could be real hippies like at cu

[FelixRex]

OSU fans should be higher than OU fans imHo.

OU fans forget they sucked for a decade.

[KSUIntegrity22]

You must not have been "iced" at Boulder whenever that year was. '02 maybe?

IMO there's no chance in hell CU should be #2. I'd take ISU, OSU, and A&M over CU any day.

I am partial, however. A CU fan made a rude comment to the wife... But only one comment

[Kat Kid]

You must not have been "iced" at Boulder whenever that year was. '02 maybe?

IMO there's no chance in hell CU should be #2. I'd take ISU, OSU, and A&M over CU any day.

I am partial, however. A CU fan made a rude comment to the wife... But only one comment

They wear black and gold and drive German autos!  SEXY!

[sonofdaxjones]

MU fans typically have fabulous walnut bowl collections. 

[FelixRex]

MU fans typically have fabulous walnut bowl collections. 

Good for mashing up sudafed.

[steve dave]

You must not have been "iced" at Boulder whenever that year was. '02 maybe?

IMO there's no chance in hell CU should be #2. I'd take ISU, OSU, and A&M over CU any day.

I am partial, however. A CU fan made a rude comment to the wife... But only one comment

Yeah, none of that actually has anything to do with it.  If you would have said something like "have cleaner bathrooms" or "breath smells better" it could have factored. 

[catdude33]

CU fans are constantly talking about how awesome the mountains are, which is really annoying.  Can you please factor that in.

They're just giant hills.  Big deal.  IMO.

[steve dave]

CU fans are constantly talking about how awesome the mountains are, which is really annoying.  Can you please factor that in.

They're just giant hills.  Big deal.  IMO.

That actually makes them higher.  Having mountains to talk about is really, really great.  It's like the Texas fans having sexiness to brag about.

[Pete]

I just mowed the yard.  It is bloody hot out.  I am absolutely sure that I stink.  I ate haggis in Scotland and blood sausage in Paris.  So...you're pretty much right on.  Except for the minorities thing (I slept with a black girl once).  Good work, stave.

How black was she?  Did she use rap slang as pillow talk?  If so, please describe.

[Burgertime]

She wasn't super ghetto black or anything.  None of her teeth were gold or had diamonds in them.  I mean...she worked at Urban Outfitter's for Pete's sake.  But she was def. a pure blood, if that's what you mean.  Very litle rap slang, which would have been nice.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

She wasn't super ghetto black or anything.  None of her teeth were gold or had diamonds in them.  I mean...she worked at Urban Outfitter's for Pete's sake.  But she was def. a pure blood, if that's what you mean.  Very litle rap slang, which would have been nice.

Did she have any ink?  Was her car tricked out in any way?  Any kids?

The Urban Outfitters part really disappoints.  I had a black gal when I was in law school out east but she was a ms. black florida finalist and was as white as me on the inside.  I feel like it didn't really count.  I mean, obviously it did, but in my mind it kind of didn't.  ya know?

[Burgertime]

I hear ya, dude.  I hear ya.  It totally counts, but it isn't as brag-worthy.  It would have been cool if she robbed me or something.  She was playboy level hot, though, and that definitely counts.  Getting in the pants of real black chicks seems like it would be pretty hard.  Harder than it should be.  Ya know?

[LimestoneOutcropping]

I hear ya, dude.  I hear ya.  It totally counts, but it isn't as brag-worthy.  It would have been cool if she robbed me or something.  She was playboy level hot, though, and that definitely counts.  Getting in the pants of real black chicks seems like it would be pretty hard.  Harder than it should be.  Ya know?

Oh, I know.   

[steve dave]

It would have been cool if she robbed me or something. 

PFFSSST!  LOL

[doom]

I just mowed the yard.  It is bloody hot out.  I am absolutely sure that I stink.  I ate haggis in Scotland and blood sausage in Paris.  So...you're pretty much right on.  Except for the minorities thing (I slept with a black girl once).  Good work, stave.

If you'd given her seconds you could say you were nice... maybe.

[vanro031]

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