"The reason i left nebraska was because i recently got offered a last second job to steer the boat for the Deadliest Catch show on discovery channel.. and I also, a lot of you might have guessed, am currently writing MATRIX 4 with keanu reeves in an Alaskan sweat shop covered in polar bear fur and bald eagle talons, eating out of bowls made from panther skulls, dining on turkey beaks and armadillo plates, sipping on igloo ice and bat blood."
LMAO...that dude is on some serious drugs.
