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Author Topic: Brent Venables I still love you, even if you are crazy as batcrapt  (Read 719 times)

November 10, 2007, 09:41:05 PM
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...let me preface by saying I have been drinking banquet beers for a couple hours now while watching the ku game, by myself, and am likely not of sound mind....

Here's my proposal.  Bill comes back, with BV as the assistent HC and DC.  BV runs all recruiting...all of it.  Snyder is merely there to game plan and coach...zero recruiting.  BV takes over within 2-3 years...or how ever long it takes to show that he won't flip out or wack himself.

The only coach retained off the current staff is Mo....Just for the poetry of it.

We'll be back to beating horrible teams and losing to good teams.  We'll have to ask Ropin' Garth to cough up some cash to help buy us out of the stupid-ass scheduling that Ron got us into.  We'll start scheduling like we use to, build some depth, and start winning again.

Meanwhile, Ron will be left mumbling and wondering around Junction City about the books he's most recently "read" (i.e. books on audio summaries of management and "leadership")...his wife will have left him, but James Franklin will stick by his side.  They'll open up a management consulting firm in Ogden together.  It will start slow, but they'll eventually land a key account with Dara's Fastlane.

November 10, 2007, 09:45:41 PM
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Maybe you should give Brent a solid rim job underneath his coaching desk @ OU.

I'm sure that will entice him to get the motivation to help out with the ousting of Fresh Prince. 

November 10, 2007, 09:47:17 PM
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You might be onto something.  I think RP's biz will do well and really take off when he hires lots of unranked kids from small Kansas highschools.  Preferrably guys that no one else would hire.

November 10, 2007, 09:50:36 PM
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Maybe you should give Brent a solid rim job underneath his coaching desk @ OU.

I'm sure that will entice him to get the motivation to help out with the ousting of Fresh Prince. 

I'd gladly do that if that what it would take.

Meanwhile, let me know what Ron's cock tastes like.

November 10, 2007, 09:54:06 PM
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Meanwhile, let me know what Ron's cock tastes like.

Seeing that your probably in Manhattan right now, why don't you run over to Ron's house and sleep between him and his wife.  Then you and her can take turns blowing Ron.

The best blower wins...


November 10, 2007, 09:56:28 PM
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Meanwhile, let me know what Ron's cock tastes like.

Seeing that your probably in Manhattan right now, why don't you run over to Ron's house and sleep between him and his wife.  Then you and her can take turns blowing Ron.

The best blower wins...



I don't think you understand the nature of my argument......See, I don't like Ron.   Let's try and focus this thread on the original topic...Snyder back with BV at his side....

November 10, 2007, 09:58:22 PM
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Oh I understand exactly what your requesting..

I couldn't help but throwing a little "oral" into your argument. :)

Btw, what the hell are banquet beers?


November 10, 2007, 10:02:17 PM
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Oh I understand exactly what your requesting..

I couldn't help but throwing a little "oral" into your argument. :)

Btw, what the hell are banquet beers?





http://www.coorsbeer.com/

November 10, 2007, 10:25:38 PM
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