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August 07, 2007, 01:23:58 PM
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Kat Kid

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Writing my resume
Should I go George O'Leary all over this bitch??
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August 07, 2007, 01:29:54 PM
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Re: Writing my resume
might as well:

1. they dont know anyting about you yet. what have you go to lose?
2. if they hire you, play it off.
3. if they catch you lying, play it off.

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August 07, 2007, 01:31:31 PM
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Re: Writing my resume
Who actually checks those things anyway right?

The words "Pick Me!" scratched on a legal pad can be equally effective.
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August 07, 2007, 01:54:15 PM
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"Experienced in transforming simple edible items into massive burrito."
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August 07, 2007, 02:35:43 PM
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Re: Writing my resume
Quote from: jeffy on August 07, 2007, 01:54:15 PM
"Experienced in transforming simple edible items into massive burrito."

Don't think I'm not using that.
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August 07, 2007, 03:47:09 PM
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Re: Writing my resume
Quote from: Kat Kid on August 07, 2007, 02:35:43 PM
Quote from: jeffy on August 07, 2007, 01:54:15 PM
"Experienced in transforming simple edible items into massive burrito."

Don't think I'm not using that.

"Managed hundreds of construction projects to highly successful conclusions as lead culinary engineer."
« Last Edit: August 07, 2007, 03:55:06 PM by Åz©a† »
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August 07, 2007, 04:01:24 PM
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Re: Writing my resume
Don't forget to include your acting experience. Weren't you in that movie where Will Ferrel is a soccer coach?



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August 07, 2007, 04:25:59 PM
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Re: Writing my resume
Quote from: Åz©a† on August 07, 2007, 03:47:09 PM
Quote from: Kat Kid on August 07, 2007, 02:35:43 PM
Quote from: jeffy on August 07, 2007, 01:54:15 PM
"Experienced in transforming simple edible items into massive burrito."

Don't think I'm not using that.

"Managed hundreds of construction projects to highly successful conclusions as lead culinary engineer."
:ksu: :ksu: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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August 07, 2007, 05:30:22 PM
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Re: Writing my resume
Nothing you do will be as good as what Brian O'Dea did:



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