I criticize the decision to wear a George Strait or John Deere shirt for your Rivals photo. Our next commit will probably be sporting a Pioneer Seed shirt, wearing a sagging straw hat and having a piece of wheat chaff sticking out the side of his mouth. He will obviously be white and will probably be from some town like Fowler, KS. He will have an offer from Panhandle State.
EDIT: forgot to mention ** stars