Anybody ever try and make their own "Chipotle" burrito?

[ksuno1stunner]

The Kat Kid thread has me craving for one.  I'm too broke to spend that much money though.  Like I could probably find some instant-rice, corn salsa, sour cream, cheese, and tortilla easily (no crap), but is there some microwavable chicken that might taste similar?  Going to "Dillons" tomorrow.  Will post results.

[fatty fat fat]

Tortilla/sauce/meat hard to recreate.

[waks]

You're going to end up spending more money on the food to make the burrito than you would on a real one at Chipotle. But to answer your question, yes I have made my own Chipotle burrito. It just isn't the same though..

[pissclams]

in their rice they put cilantro and lime juice, and it's not instant rice but if you can cook that dry enough you can get it close to theirs
they put a chili rub on their chicken breasts and grill the bastards, not too tough but theirs is usually really moist which would be hard
their sauce? forget about it, at this point you've already spent +$10

[jeffy]

The secret to the meat is to find a Mexican that can cook it for you.

mj?

[ksuno1stunner]

I guess I can always try and steal Kat Kid's free burrito per day.

[waks]

I already called dibs, bitch.

[TheShocker]

The Kat Kid thread has me craving for one.  I'm too broke to spend that much money though.  Like I could probably find some instant-rice, corn salsa, sour cream, cheese, and tortilla easily (no @#%$), but is there some microwavable chicken that might taste similar?  Going to "Dillons" tomorrow.  Will post results.

I have a coupon for a free Chipotle burrito. I'll mail it to you if you want it.

[waks]

The Kat Kid thread has me craving for one.  I'm too broke to spend that much money though.  Like I could probably find some instant-rice, corn salsa, sour cream, cheese, and tortilla easily (no @#%$), but is there some microwavable chicken that might taste similar?  Going to "Dillons" tomorrow.  Will post results.

I have a coupon for a free Chipotle burrito. I'll mail it to you if you want it.

Where the &@#% have you been?

[TheShocker]

The Kat Kid thread has me craving for one.  I'm too broke to spend that much money though.  Like I could probably find some instant-rice, corn salsa, sour cream, cheese, and tortilla easily (no @#%$), but is there some microwavable chicken that might taste similar?  Going to "Dillons" tomorrow.  Will post results.

I have a coupon for a free Chipotle burrito. I'll mail it to you if you want it.

Where the &*$@! have you been?

I've been busy trying to prove that I'm the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

[ds43fan]

The Kat Kid thread has me craving for one.  I'm too broke to spend that much money though.  Like I could probably find some instant-rice, corn salsa, sour cream, cheese, and tortilla easily (no @#%$), but is there some microwavable chicken that might taste similar?  Going to "Dillons" tomorrow.  Will post results.

I have a coupon for a free Chipotle burrito. I'll mail it to you if you want it.

Where the &*$@! have you been?

I've been busy trying to prove that I'm the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

stick to pissing off MJ your better at that

[mjrod]

The Kat Kid thread has me craving for one.  I'm too broke to spend that much money though.  Like I could probably find some instant-rice, corn salsa, sour cream, cheese, and tortilla easily (no @#%$), but is there some microwavable chicken that might taste similar?  Going to "Dillons" tomorrow.  Will post results.

I have a coupon for a free Chipotle burrito. I'll mail it to you if you want it.

Where the &*$@! have you been?

I've been busy trying to prove that I'm the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

Don't you have to have a penis first?

[Pike]

You know there are people you can hire for these kind of things

[mjrod]

Burritos are a genetic trait.

[TheShocker]

The Kat Kid thread has me craving for one.  I'm too broke to spend that much money though.  Like I could probably find some instant-rice, corn salsa, sour cream, cheese, and tortilla easily (no @#%$), but is there some microwavable chicken that might taste similar?  Going to "Dillons" tomorrow.  Will post results.

I have a coupon for a free Chipotle burrito. I'll mail it to you if you want it.

Where the &*$@! have you been?

I've been busy trying to prove that I'm the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

Don't you have to have a penis first?

That's what I love about you MJ. You're absolutely the worst smack talker I've ever seen but bless your little heart you just keep trying anyway.

[mjrod]

The Kat Kid thread has me craving for one.  I'm too broke to spend that much money though.  Like I could probably find some instant-rice, corn salsa, sour cream, cheese, and tortilla easily (no @#%$), but is there some microwavable chicken that might taste similar?  Going to "Dillons" tomorrow.  Will post results.

I have a coupon for a free Chipotle burrito. I'll mail it to you if you want it.

Where the &*$@! have you been?

I've been busy trying to prove that I'm the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

Don't you have to have a penis first?

That's what I love about you MJ. You're absolutely the worst smack talker I've ever seen but bless your little heart you just keep trying anyway.

So you dont have a penis.   What's so hard about that?

[ksuno1stunner]

in their rice they put cilantro and lime juice, and it's not instant rice but if you can cook that dry enough you can get it close to theirs
they put a chili rub on their chicken breasts and grill the bastards, not too tough but theirs is usually really moist which would be hard
their sauce? forget about it, at this point you've already spent +$10

I figure everything might cost $15 bucks or so, but I could probably get a good 6 burritos out of it.  I'm not trying to make it exactly like how they do, just get something that might taste similar.  &@#% it, I'll give it a shot.

[waks]

You'll be disappointed.

[ds43fan]

The Kat Kid thread has me craving for one.  I'm too broke to spend that much money though.  Like I could probably find some instant-rice, corn salsa, sour cream, cheese, and tortilla easily (no @#%$), but is there some microwavable chicken that might taste similar?  Going to "Dillons" tomorrow.  Will post results.

MJ vs Shocker round 345002535
question which emocon is more sutible for this situation
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I have a coupon for a free Chipotle burrito. I'll mail it to you if you want it.

Where the &*$@! have you been?

I've been busy trying to prove that I'm the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

Don't you have to have a penis first?

That's what I love about you MJ. You're absolutely the worst smack talker I've ever seen but bless your little heart you just keep trying anyway.

So you dont have a penis.   What's so hard about that?

[ksuno1stunner]

You'll be disappointed.

Unsuccessful.  Still tasted good though.

[waks]

You'll be disappointed.

Unsuccessful.  Still tasted good though.

All I can say is I told you so.

[ECN]

yep

[pissclams]

You'll be disappointed.

Unsuccessful.  Still tasted good though.

Can you list some of the +'s and -'s of the trial experiment pls.  TIA.

[ksuno1stunner]

You'll be disappointed.

Unsuccessful.  Still tasted good though.

Can you list some of the +'s and -'s of the trial experiment pls.  TIA.

Positives:
Didn't taste too bad.

Negatives:
Didn't realize Chipotle burritos cost $6 here.  Dollar cheaper.  And I wasted some money during my trials.  Bummer.

My pizza bagel experiment was successful though!

[Kat Kid]

some snack recipes I'll share:

Pizza rolls

Buy these things:
Dillons small white bread rolls (under a dollar)
fresh mozz- in the little bag, it is squishy
red pepper shaker
oregano
olive oil
pepperoni

make a bowl with olive oil, red pepper, oregano all mixed up
cut the little rolls in half
spread a lot of fresh mozz around in there
add pepperoni
roll the roll around in the bowl until it is dripping
put on a cookie sheet with 6-8 friends
put in oven
await crispy goodness with creamy pepperoni insides

[ds43fan]

can we get the chipotle burrito recipy if you get fired?

[TheShocker]

BURRITOES ARE LIKE PIZZAS WRAPPED IN LOVE WIHTOUT THE PEPPREONE AND WITH SPHESICAL SAUSES

[tdaver]

My wife made some rice tonight that tastes a lot like the Chipotle rice.  Here's the recipe.

Mambo Rice