Attending FHSU is like taking your cousin to prom. I don't personally know anyone who has done it, but I've seen it on tv and it makes me feel bad for those people. "Hi Kansas State, would you like to go to prom with me? No, well how about you Kansas? No? Well hell, I know Pittsburg State already has a date, and Newman University is gay, so &*$@! it, guess I'll have to go with goddamn Fort Hays again. Hope I don't get an STD like last time."