Whiskey Tango Foxtrot...

[waks]

uh, shay and the poop spray? saw it.

Yeah. How does Tubgirl compare to it?

[ECN]

well...

tubgirl is an 'action' shot. its far worse. but the 'crap in the bag' shot from RN's post was pretty bad.

imagine if you will:

a young woman on her back in an empty tub, shooting liquid from her arse like a whale spout, landing in various places..mainly places like the face.

[greasd up deaf guy]

Why do you think I said "he has about as much Mexican in him"  I know he's not a MexiCAN... he's a MEXICAN'T!

Wow... they're biting today.  Of course I thought it would be a cub that took the bate but low and behold I caught a freaking seasoned poster!!!

My favorite episode is the Pacific Ocean episode.  What kind of an f'ing nut jumps out of a helicopter 2 miles from an f'ing island in shark infested waters!!!  I love it when he makes the raft, floats out to be rescued, is surrounded by 13 foot tiger sharks, and then eats the spinal fluid of a fish he just caught.  All in a days work for Bear I guess...

Small sample.

I didn't ask for a sample KT... I asked for an explanation.  Have I offended you in some way? 

You'll find it's nearly impossible to offend me. You just need to ratchet down the toolery a bit.

[waks]

 

[Racquetball_Ninja]

Why do you think I said "he has about as much Mexican in him"  I know he's not a MexiCAN... he's a MEXICAN'T!

Wow... they're biting today.  Of course I thought it would be a cub that took the bate but low and behold I caught a freaking seasoned poster!!!

My favorite episode is the Pacific Ocean episode.  What kind of an f'ing nut jumps out of a helicopter 2 miles from an f'ing island in shark infested waters!!!  I love it when he makes the raft, floats out to be rescued, is surrounded by 13 foot tiger sharks, and then eats the spinal fluid of a fish he just caught.  All in a days work for Bear I guess...

Small sample.

I didn't ask for a sample KT... I asked for an explanation.  Have I offended you in some way? 

You'll find it's nearly impossible to offend me. You just need to ratchet down the toolery a bit.

I'm not sure that word (tool) means what you think it means.  The tool would be the guy who has a picture of kurt Vonnegut set as his avatar.     Pussy!   

[waks]

Can't we all just get along? 

[greasd up deaf guy]

Why do you think I said "he has about as much Mexican in him"  I know he's not a MexiCAN... he's a MEXICAN'T!

Wow... they're biting today.  Of course I thought it would be a cub that took the bate but low and behold I caught a freaking seasoned poster!!!

My favorite episode is the Pacific Ocean episode.  What kind of an f'ing nut jumps out of a helicopter 2 miles from an f'ing island in shark infested waters!!!  I love it when he makes the raft, floats out to be rescued, is surrounded by 13 foot tiger sharks, and then eats the spinal fluid of a fish he just caught.  All in a days work for Bear I guess...

Small sample.

I didn't ask for a sample KT... I asked for an explanation.  Have I offended you in some way? 

You'll find it's nearly impossible to offend me. You just need to ratchet down the toolery a bit.

I'm not sure that word (tool) means what you think it means.  The tool would be the guy who has a picture of kurt Vonnegut set his avatar.     Pussy!    

Why make an argument when you can make it for me?

To make the hole you're digging a little bit deeper: you couldn't possibly be a larger hypocrite or any less aware of it. I've read posts where you use the term powertard while in an incredibly inane way remain unable to recognize your usage of powertard-esque traits nearly repeatedly. I should mention a certain "pain train" signature, which is so unbelievably powertard it nearly defines the term as I've come to know it on this board.
And as for your assertion that I'm a tool, I'm not really sure where you're going with this one. It seems a person who reads and even somewhat understands kurt Vonnegut might be a little less apt to be dubbed such than a person who actually posts:

My favorite episode is the Pacific Ocean episode.  What kind of an f'ing nut jumps out of a helicopter 2 miles from an f'ing island in shark infested waters!!!  I love it when he makes the raft, floats out to be rescued, is surrounded by 13 foot tiger sharks, and then eats the spinal fluid of a fish he just caught.  All in a days work for Bear I guess...

So in my quest to define the term so that you could possibly wrap that firm mind of yours around the concept, I checked out this: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tool
I'm fully aware that urban dictionary isn't the #1 resource for factual and worthwhile information, but dumbing it down seems pretty necessary at this point so you can keep up with me. This link here: http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=10491.msg116590#msg116590 pretty much sums up the afore mentioned definition.
Let me go ahead and formulate, based on the rest of your drivel, your retort. In fact, I'll give you some options:
a. Re-use "Pussy" again. There's nothing easier (and let's be honest, your schtick is nothing if not easy), than such a reply that will surely ensure the other alpha mutants and potty-humor loving cubs like yourself a wholehearted chuckle or two.
b. Use emoticons.  When a recovering lobotomy patient such as Racquetball Ninja has nothing, resort to hilarious emoticon usage. It's basically a notch below QX4Hawk's smack.
c. Read the motivational poster hanging on your wall, get all amped up, and post your typical RN text that contain all the subtle, crisp wit and poetry of a child molester whispering sweet nothings into your ear.
Now that I've saved you at least 30 minutes of thinkin' time, enjoy!

[mjrod]

The Tub Girl.. or as known on the Warzone as the "Asian Poo Fountain" is nothing more than a picture from a japanese fetish film of a girl who takes an enema and then proceeds to evacuate it out in the tub.  She is positioned with her head lying on the tub with her legs pulled back to her shoulders.   She forces out the liquid like a fountain and falls on her face.

Now, the issue with the lion is actual footage from a safari trip where a man got out of his truck to film two lions either playing or lying down.  Two lionesses came up from behind, caught the man, then proceeded to maul and then eat him.   The film shows the man trying to escape, but is unable to.  The family inside the two range rovers sit paralyzed while watching the man being slowly killed then consumed.  The camera pans away a couple of times showing different family members (including a toddler) crying and shouting.   Meanwhile, the lions are feasting away until a game warden shows up, uses his truck to drive away the lions.   Once the lions are chased away, the remains of the man are then placed into a poncho and thrown into the backseat of another car, where I assume they took him to a morgue for burial. 

The Asian Poo Fountain is just disgusting.   The Lion video is just horrendous.   The problem with the Asian Poo Fountain is that you can see her genitals.   In the other, the lions were eating them (although you couldn't really see it.)

Now, back to your normal programming.

[greasd up deaf guy]

And thank you to MJROD for pointing me toward the lion video.

I don't see, like some people, how it looks fake. It's horrific.

[waks]

And thank you to MJROD for pointing me toward the lion video.

I don't see, like some people, how it looks fake. It's horrific.

Have you seen the Nick Berg video?

[greasd up deaf guy]

Hasn't that been disspelled already?

[waks]

I don't know. Where the &@#% have you been anyway?

[greasd up deaf guy]

Real or not, it's a tragedy.

I've been busier at work, hence less time for my pals at ksufans.com. I didn't think anyone would notice

[waks]

Haven't you noticed the influx of resident ku trolls on the basketball board? That would be because you took your little hiatus.

[ECN]

And thank you to MJROD for pointing me toward the lion video.

I don't see, like some people, how it looks fake. It's horrific.

Have you seen the Nick Berg video?

disspelled...yes
forever in my brain as a nightmare...yes.

[chum1]

If you've ever watched a "Faces of Death" movie, you'd understand why people would tend to think that the man eating lion video is fake.  Pretty much all of the stuff on those videos is fake.  (Apparently, the lion video appeard on the movie "Traces of Death.")  All of it looks fake primarily because, to one degree or another, it doesn't look anything like real footage someone would have if they were truly in that situation.  The lion video definitely has that look.  There are too many questions about the footage.  Why is it chopped up so much?  Why all of the different angles?  Why all of the obstructed views?  Why would anyone in their right mind make sure to get reaction shots from each family member?  When you see a whole bunch of videos supposedly depicting death all of which have the same characteristics and none of which actually depict things all that clearly, you realize that it's just a big put-on.

[mjrod]

I cannot vouch for its authenticity so I don't know, but there were multiple people with camera's including the apparent deceased.

I believe the footage is just a compilation of the various cameras, but again I don't know.  Whether or not it's a fake is really immaterial to the sheer horrific nature of it.

[Racquetball_Ninja]

Why do you think I said "he has about as much Mexican in him"  I know he's not a MexiCAN... he's a MEXICAN'T!

Wow... they're biting today.  Of course I thought it would be a cub that took the bate but low and behold I caught a freaking seasoned poster!!!

My favorite episode is the Pacific Ocean episode.  What kind of an f'ing nut jumps out of a helicopter 2 miles from an f'ing island in shark infested waters!!!  I love it when he makes the raft, floats out to be rescued, is surrounded by 13 foot tiger sharks, and then eats the spinal fluid of a fish he just caught.  All in a days work for Bear I guess...

Small sample.

I didn't ask for a sample KT... I asked for an explanation.  Have I offended you in some way? 

You'll find it's nearly impossible to offend me. You just need to ratchet down the toolery a bit.

I'm not sure that word (tool) means what you think it means.  The tool would be the guy who has a picture of kurt Vonnegut set his avatar.     Pussy!    

Why make an argument when you can make it for me?

To make the hole you're digging a little bit deeper: you couldn't possibly be a larger hypocrite or any less aware of it. I've read posts where you use the term powertard while in an incredibly inane way remain unable to recognize your usage of powertard-esque traits nearly repeatedly. I should mention a certain "pain train" signature, which is so unbelievably powertard it nearly defines the term as I've come to know it on this board.
And as for your assertion that I'm a tool, I'm not really sure where you're going with this one. It seems a person who reads and even somewhat understands kurt Vonnegut might be a little less apt to be dubbed such than a person who actually posts:

My favorite episode is the Pacific Ocean episode.  What kind of an f'ing nut jumps out of a helicopter 2 miles from an f'ing island in shark infested waters!!!  I love it when he makes the raft, floats out to be rescued, is surrounded by 13 foot tiger sharks, and then eats the spinal fluid of a fish he just caught.  All in a days work for Bear I guess...

So in my quest to define the term so that you could possibly wrap that firm mind of yours around the concept, I checked out this: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tool
I'm fully aware that urban dictionary isn't the #1 resource for factual and worthwhile information, but dumbing it down seems pretty necessary at this point so you can keep up with me. This link here: http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=10491.msg116590#msg116590 pretty much sums up the afore mentioned definition.
Let me go ahead and formulate, based on the rest of your drivel, your retort. In fact, I'll give you some options:
a. Re-use "Pussy" again. There's nothing easier (and let's be honest, your schtick is nothing if not easy), than such a reply that will surely ensure the other alpha mutants and potty-humor loving cubs like yourself a wholehearted chuckle or two.
b. Use emoticons.  When a recovering lobotomy patient such as Racquetball Ninja has nothing, resort to hilarious emoticon usage. It's basically a notch below QX4Hawk's smack.
c. Read the motivational poster hanging on your wall, get all amped up, and post your typical RN text that contain all the subtle, crisp wit and poetry of a child molester whispering sweet nothings into your ear.
Now that I've saved you at least 30 minutes of thinkin' time, enjoy!

Nice to see I got that far under your skin.  May God have mercy on your soul for wanting to write that long of a response on the internet.     Sorry... I didn't take time to read it. 

[greasd up deaf guy]

Typical. Poster a gets owned, claims poster b got all worked up and "didn't read it."
Excellent tapout.

[Racquetball_Ninja]

Typical. Poster a gets owned, claims poster b got all worked up and "didn't read it."
Excellent tapout.

Owned... how do you figure that?  I'm not the guy that spent 30 minutes doing research for a comeback on an internet message board.  If you owned anybody you owned yourself.  Keep up the good work!