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Title: keller arested
Post by: fatty fat fat on March 22, 2007, 10:43:30 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2808843

 :lol:
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: Poopley on March 22, 2007, 10:46:21 PM
mcmw?
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: RonLongshaft on March 22, 2007, 10:54:36 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:

 :flush: NU
what ever happened to that creighton/NU fan with the heifer for a wife?
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: ds43fan on March 22, 2007, 10:56:57 PM
 :blindfold: mcmw :chainsaw: :'( :banghead: :forked:
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: S. Parker on March 22, 2007, 11:07:44 PM
(http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper244/stills/p5s5v16z.jpg) Here's a picture of the car he hit with the plastic cup.
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: S. Parker on March 22, 2007, 11:23:30 PM
Keller wasn't arrested according to the article. This is fun because it involves Nebraska, but honestly the majority of people would have gotten out of their car and yelled or at least given them the finger.

I would be laughing if this same damn thing hadn't happened to me before. Women try to get away with this stuff because they are women. It's still really aggravating. If it had been a man that cut in front, Keller would have been within his rights to punch him in the nose according to man law.  :banghead:
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: fatty fat fat on March 22, 2007, 11:24:38 PM
Keller wasn't arrested according to the article. This is fun because it involves Nebraska, but honestly the majority of people would have gotten out of their car and yelled or at least given them the finger.

I would be laughing if this same damn thing hadn't happened to me before. Women try to get away with this stuff because they are women. It's still really aggravating. If it had been a man that cut in front, Keller would have been within his rights to punch him in the nose according to man law.  :banghead:

:rolleyes:
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: Poopley on March 22, 2007, 11:29:11 PM
the qb for some team in south carolina keyed a prof's car a couple weks ago after the prof "stole" the qb's parking spot. it was raining out, so man-law says you can have the right to inflict property damage instead of just simple assault.
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: S. Parker on March 22, 2007, 11:31:28 PM
I guess there's always that.

I was being sarcastic, but still. Few things piss me off as much as waiting for a spot and having someone tear into it at the last second.

Fatty fat fat, have you honestly never had that happen to you? :) :bs:
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: fatty fat fat on March 22, 2007, 11:33:51 PM
I guess there's always that.

I was being sarcastic, but still. Few things piss me off as much as waiting for a spot and having someone tear into it at the last second.

Fatty fat fat, have you honestly never had that happen to you? :) :bs:

Hey, you can stop acting like a KSU fan now.

thx. gbr.
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: waks on March 22, 2007, 11:41:33 PM
A racist Husker fan, a homophobic Husker fan, and a sexist Husker fan all on the same board?? Holy crap!
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: S. Parker on March 22, 2007, 11:44:02 PM
Not claiming to be a KSU fan. Your site said other fans were welcome.

I actually just like your blog. I like that your moderators don't jump in and police everything. That's rare among sports blogs. The thread with you guys taking on the animal rights people was really funny.

What did I say that was racist, homophobic, or sexist?

Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: fatty fat fat on March 22, 2007, 11:45:52 PM
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Not claiming to be a KSU fan.

Damn I'm good. You Husker fans are so easy to spot.
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: waks on March 22, 2007, 11:47:34 PM
Women try to get away with this stuff because they are women. It's still really aggravating. If it had been a man that cut in front...
You aren't the racist or homophobic one, just the sexist one.
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on March 22, 2007, 11:48:37 PM
A racist Husker fan, a homophobic Husker fan, and a sexist Husker fan all on the same board?? Holy @#%$!
They're all the same person.
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: S. Parker on March 22, 2007, 11:54:28 PM
Fatty Fat Fat,

With a name like S Parker, I wasn't exactly trying to pretend to be a KSU fan. I just wanted to mess with you guys before my name is changed to "I like Nebraska, plus i am gay and happy" or something worse by your moderators.
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: waks on March 22, 2007, 11:55:35 PM
A racist Husker fan, a homophobic Husker fan, and a sexist Husker fan all on the same board?? Holy @#%$!
They're all the same person.
I know.  :blank:
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on March 22, 2007, 11:57:26 PM
Fatty Fat Fat,

With a name like S Parker, I wasn't exactly trying to pretend to be a KSU fan. I just wanted to mess with you guys before my name is changed to "I like Nebraska, plus i am gay and happy" or something worse by your moderators.
Your name won't be changed.  yet.

Only the idiot NU fans get their name changed.
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: fatty fat fat on March 22, 2007, 11:57:47 PM
Fatty Fat Fat,

With a name like S Parker, I wasn't exactly trying to pretend to be a KSU fan. I just wanted to mess with you guys before my name is changed to "I like Nebraska, plus i am gay and happy" or something worse by your moderators.

LOL.

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After Freeman, Husker fans should be a little more cautious about predicting who KSU will and won't get

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I don't think Brown would have visited KSU, his home state school, and spoken so highly of it if he wasn't interested.
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: S. Parker on March 22, 2007, 11:59:33 PM
I found your site when the animal rights people were going crazy over the chicken thing. I decided to join because it said other fans were welcome and the conversations are actually interesting here since on most sports blogs everything is policed to death.

Also, if anything I wrote came across as sexist, I apologize. That wasn't my intent, but women do try to pull parking stunts like that because they know you won't do anything.
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on March 23, 2007, 12:02:09 AM
I found your site when the animal rights people were going crazy over the chicken thing. I decided to join because it said other fans were welcome and the conversations are actually interesting here since on most sports blogs everything is policed to death.

Also, if anything I wrote came across as sexist, I apologize. That wasn't my intent, but women do try to pull parking stunts like that because they know you won't do anything.
Actually, that's cool.  The sexist thing wouldn't have mattered anyways.  I'm a huge sexist for example.

LOL.

Women and football in the same sentence.
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: waks on March 23, 2007, 12:09:13 AM
Nobody cares that you are sexist, dude. I was just surprised that there was a sexist, a homophobic, and a racist NU fan all on the same KSU message board. Like, what are the odds? (your current sock is neither the racist or the homophobic one)
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: ksuno1stunner on March 23, 2007, 04:32:44 AM
Fatty, plz quit replying to flamers plz.

Just razzing ya.
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: pissclams on March 23, 2007, 08:41:22 AM
Welcome to the board S.Parker
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: nosejob on March 23, 2007, 09:45:43 AM
The question is, was he even able to hit her with the cup, or is all that throwing hype just a bunch of crap?
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on March 23, 2007, 10:21:31 AM
The question is, was he even able to hit her with the cup, or is all that throwing hype just a bunch of crap?
You're my new favorite troll.

 :love:
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: Joker on March 23, 2007, 11:16:38 AM
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p203/Joker4KSU/SamKellerCup.jpg)
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on March 23, 2007, 12:09:01 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: treysolid on March 23, 2007, 12:09:26 PM
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

^ classic! ^
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: sonofdaxjones on March 23, 2007, 01:33:07 PM
I think the chick was more pissed off about the fact that the cup missed her by 3 yards and sailed out of bounds.

Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: S. Parker on March 23, 2007, 03:32:44 PM
I wanted to add a disclaimer to the defense I wrote for Keller above. As it stands right now, if the story is true as reported I couldn't care less about what he did. I would have cussed at her too, and if I had a plastic cup available, I probably would have skipped it across the hood of her car. This woman was asking to get chewed out by cutting him off.

However, if it comes out that he physically threatened her or anything more serious than what has been reported, he deserves punishment. I have no reason to think there was anything more serious, but the last thing Nebraska needs is another Lawrence Phillips.  :blindfold:

Like I hinted at before though, as it stands right now, this is one of the stupidest stories I have ever seen the associated press pick up.
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: S. Parker on March 23, 2007, 06:14:22 PM
He made a public apology to the student he cussed at after practice today, so I guess that concludes one of the pettiest stories ESPN has ever run. There was no more to the story than what was originally reported from what I gather. :poundon:

Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: Wildcat Jack on March 23, 2007, 07:34:00 PM
I wonder if something similar happened to him at ASU.....
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: S. Parker on March 23, 2007, 09:05:54 PM
Not sure. People keep speculating on that, but I have yet to see any story or account from anyone who knows anything to substantiate it.

The final story came out, and there were witnesses. Apparently he didn't even cuss at her as was reported, but then when she wouldn't back out he became really angry and chucked a paper McDonald's cup at her front bumper.

If he did this in Arizona too, that's fine. Throwing paper cups doesn't exactly make someone a hardened criminal. I would have done the same thing.
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: Leyton on March 24, 2007, 01:26:38 AM
I'm surprised that a police officer thought this woman's story warranted some kind of response.  She must have been extraordinarily hot.
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: S. Parker on March 24, 2007, 01:30:32 AM
 :lol:

Leyton, I was wondering the same thing. If I was a university cop and she came to me and told me Sam Keller threw a paper cup at her bumper because she cut him off, I would tell her to get lost. Maybe it was a slow day for the university police.  :poundon:

Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: Pittcat on March 25, 2007, 11:03:33 PM
When is any university police officer at any school not having a slow day?  A parking ticket here, a doughnut there, combined with drooling while staring at the new coeds leaving the freshman dorms.
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: Racquetball_Ninja on March 26, 2007, 12:11:52 AM
I guess there's always that.

I was being sarcastic, but still. Few things piss me off as much as waiting for a spot and having someone tear into it at the last second.

Fatty fat fat, have you honestly never had that happen to you? :) :bs:

Is that you CatDaddy?!?!
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: coitus on March 26, 2007, 02:28:47 AM
parker is one of my 4 socks on this board.

and the biggest irony is that the parking spot was a handicap stall.  slash has confiscated the bogus handicap permit from keller, and the rogue parking nazi will be dealt with internally.
Title: Re: keller arested
Post by: turbowildcat on March 29, 2007, 11:39:00 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2808843

 :lol:
I heard he's a homosexual. lol