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Title: Breaking Alien News - Lawrence, KS Alien Hurt
Post by: pissclams on February 22, 2007, 02:41:20 PM
LAWRENCE, Kan. (AP) -- Starting guard Russell Robinson will be out of the lineup for No. 6 Kansas at least one game and possibly two with an injured foot.

Coach Bill Self said the 6-foot-1 junior injured the foot in practice on Wednesday.
 
Self said that Robinson would miss Saturday's game against Iowa State and may not be ready on Monday night at Oklahoma.

Robinson, the Jayhawks' acknowledged team leader, leads Kansas with 131 assists, including 27 in his last five games. He has started 33 games in a row.

Freshman Sherron Collins, who had 20 points coming off the bench against Kansas State on Monday, will start for Robinson.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/basketball/ncaa/02/22/bc.bkc.kansas.robinson.ap/index.html
Title: Re: Breaking Alien News - Lawrence, KS Alien Hurt
Post by: waks on February 22, 2007, 02:44:43 PM
Freshman Sherron Collins will start for Robinson.
Iowa State is officially screwed.
Title: Re: Breaking Alien News - Lawrence, KS Alien Hurt
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on February 22, 2007, 02:58:04 PM
Surely he has some self healing appendages or advanced technology that can speed up the healing process?

If not, I fear for those who live in Lawrence.  If he's not playing basketball, there's only one logical thing left for an alien to do.

(http://warhistorian.org/blog1/images/cartman-probe.jpg)
Title: Re: Breaking Alien News - Lawrence, KS Alien Hurt
Post by: Joker on February 22, 2007, 03:30:14 PM
He has his own video game.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/920589_54313.jpg)
Title: Re: Breaking Alien News - Lawrence, KS Alien Hurt
Post by: WILDCAT NATION on February 22, 2007, 04:01:28 PM
Self must want to free up a scholly.

Title: Re: Breaking Alien News - Lawrence, KS Alien Hurt
Post by: Snakehead05 on February 22, 2007, 04:57:30 PM
This press release has been amended to tell the truth:

LAWRENCE, Kan. (AP) -- Starting guard Russell Robinson will be out of the lineup for No. 6 Kansas at least one game and possibly two with an injured foot.

Coach Bill Self said the 6-foot-1 junior injured the foot in practice on Wednesday when an assistant coach got down on all four behind Robinson, and Coach Self pushed him down a flight of stairs.  It is believed that Robinson hurt his foot during his tumble down the stairs.  A witness said he saw Coach Self and the assistant playing rock-paper-scissors to decide who would be the victim of this "prank", Robinson or Mario Chalmers.

Bob Davis, ku Basketball announcer and witness of the accident remarked "Sherron Collin's is so athletic, and so strong, he wouldn't have gotten hurt.  He's lost 100lbs. since the start of the season, ya know".
 
Self said that Robinson would miss Saturday's game against Iowa State and may not be ready on Monday night at Oklahoma, but would be ready to go if/when Freshman Sherron Collins starts sucking.

Robinson, the Jayhawks' acknowledged team leader, after Sherron Collins, Brandon Rush, Julian Wright, and Mario Chalmers, leads Kansas with 131 assists, including 27 in his last five games. He has started 33 games in a row, even though Sherron Collins, who has lost 200lbs. since I started writing this, should have started the last 24.

Much to the delight of anyone who gives a rat's arse about ku basketball, Freshman Sherron Collins, who had 20 points coming off the bench against Kansas State on Monday, will start for Robinson.
Title: Re: Breaking Alien News - Lawrence, KS Alien Hurt
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on February 22, 2007, 05:12:38 PM
Quality, Snakehead.
Title: Re: Breaking Alien News - Lawrence, KS Alien Hurt
Post by: Snakehead05 on February 22, 2007, 07:35:40 PM
Quality, Snakehead.
Thanks.  I forgot to add "Danny Manning stood around and did nothing".
Title: Re: Breaking Alien News - Lawrence, KS Alien Hurt
Post by: rundown87 on February 22, 2007, 10:50:58 PM
...we're F***ED!!!!  Now his homeplanet is coming after him...taking no prisoners.
Title: Re: Breaking Alien News - Lawrence, KS Alien Hurt
Post by: Ill b nice on February 23, 2007, 11:11:58 AM
Danny stood around and did nothing??..   you must have not been around in "88" when he bitched slapped you on the way to the final 4 and the NC.  Which would you rather have  NIT bid and a game at home? :onthecan:( we all know how well that went)  or a 12 seed in the NCAA
Title: Re: Breaking Alien News - Lawrence, KS Alien Hurt
Post by: ECN on February 23, 2007, 11:15:43 AM
duke, kentucky and carolina...ELITE.

ku...plays washburn....and goes 'whooosh' after freethrows.

its better to be KSU than fake.
Title: Re: Breaking Alien News - Lawrence, KS Alien Hurt
Post by: Ill b nice on February 23, 2007, 11:21:16 AM
your funny  chalupa , you will never measure up never. I have to believe  your about 12 or so. history has not been kind to you
Title: Re: Breaking Alien News - Lawrence, KS Alien Hurt
Post by: ECN on February 23, 2007, 11:23:58 AM
history? we dont live in the past over here son.

you can relish and beat off to your 'championships' in the 20's...

you say youre about FACTS?

fact: number one recruiting class.

your smack...get better please. please..