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Title: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
Post by: BullHawkWheel on February 18, 2007, 07:44:19 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w8BfH1Q_zM


hahaha, 24-0

Title: Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
Post by: ECN on February 18, 2007, 07:45:53 PM

my guess is that self's wwwwwwwould...take take take jjjjust a uhhhh, bit uhhhhh long long long long longer.

Title: Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
Post by: BullHawkWheel on February 18, 2007, 07:48:38 PM

yes he would.  probably would need to stop and adjust his toupee also, so that would take up more time

Title: Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
Post by: ECN on February 18, 2007, 07:49:03 PM

he's bald? no &@#%ing way?

Title: Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
Post by: BullHawkWheel on February 18, 2007, 07:50:38 PM

i know!! i was shocked when i found out.  i felt betrayed and lied to as a fan

Title: Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
Post by: CatMission on February 18, 2007, 07:54:41 PM

For any unbelievers on the toupee issue, I played in a golf tournament last year that Self played in and there is a distinct, very unnatural seam in his hair (or more correctly in the nylon fibers placed on his head).  Also he was sweating profusely right above the ears, but everything else was dry as a bone.

Title: Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
Post by: BullHawkWheel on February 18, 2007, 08:06:43 PM

you can also see a shadow at his bangs and its almost like a balcony.  his hair comes out but its horizontal. not curved forward if he had hair.  i think he should make a deal with the players to shed the toupee if/when we win the title.  that would be hilarious.  he needs to embrace the baldness, not hide it.

Title: Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
Post by: waks on February 18, 2007, 08:42:39 PM

You stole that from another poster off of the Phog. Lame.  :violin:

Title: Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
Post by: BMWJhawk on February 18, 2007, 08:44:19 PM

Self has hair plugs. 

Title: Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 18, 2007, 08:47:28 PM

Isn't it time you ran back over to the Hen House and whined about something we said here??

Title: Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
Post by: BullHawkWheel on February 19, 2007, 11:55:57 AM

i have only posted 1 thing from here ever on the phog.  and it was a copy and paste fyi post. 

Title: Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
Post by: BullHawkWheel on February 19, 2007, 11:56:52 AM

isn't it time you guys stop obsessing with me and start focusing on how much you guys are going to lose tonight?

Title: Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
Post by: Meatbag on February 19, 2007, 12:00:31 PM

Quote

isn't it time you guys stop obsessing with me and start focusing on how much you guys are going to lose tonight?

Or maybe its time for you to finally admit how gay you really are. 

Title: Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
Post by: rundown87 on February 19, 2007, 12:21:14 PM

Self:  "alright guys, I just sucked off the refs, now get out there and foul like you've never fouled before."

Halftime ku-38-----KSU-41

Self:  "the refs aren't calling everything our way, we need to do something to get them back on our side"

Rush: "Coach, during the game in lawrence, I gave them a reacharound when I was on the bench, maybe you or gay ku player can do it this time?"

Self:  "I knew there was another reason I recruited you...son"

Title: Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
Post by: Ill b nice on February 19, 2007, 12:26:20 PM

Heres wondering if BENNECK  will make the box score tonight 0-0-0-0 oh and yes the refs made us blow your asses out by 27  thanks. Im driving all the way to Mancrappin tonight just to watch the arena empty out with 4 minutes left , damn I love that sight... and it happens sooo often :jerkoff: :loly:

Title: Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
Post by: fatty fat fat on February 19, 2007, 12:27:53 PM

Quote from: Ill b nice on February 19, 2007, 12:26:20 PM

BENNECK  ; :jerkoff: ; :loly:

 :ksu: :ksu: :ksu: :ksu:

Title: Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
Post by: rundown87 on February 19, 2007, 12:28:46 PM

Quote from: Ill b nice on February 19, 2007, 12:26:20 PM

Heres wondering if BENNECK  will make the box score tonight 0-0-0-0 oh and yes the refs made us blow your asses out by 27  thanks. Im driving all the way to Mancrappin tonight just to watch the arena empty out with 4 minutes left , damn I love that sight... and it happens sooo often :jerkoff: :loly:

you're just upset that your e-mail to bill self asking if you can be the reacharound guy went unanswered.

Title: Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
Post by: Ill b nice on February 19, 2007, 12:32:21 PM

Rundown,,, thats a great handle son , that should be your team motto tonight , as your trying to RUNDOWN our  fast break.always one step behind

Title: Re: What Self is going to tell the players in his pregame speech:
Post by: rundown87 on February 19, 2007, 12:37:59 PM

it's okay, have you seen your players try to make uncontested dunks?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3fWwtB9GJ4