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Sports => Snyder's Electronic Cyber Space World => Topic started by: Poopley on February 16, 2007, 07:02:58 AM

Title: First Shorty, now Doak Ostergard of Nubbville
Post by: Poopley on February 16, 2007, 07:02:58 AM

I received an email that beloved long-time Nubb medical trainer Doak Ostergard has been fired.

(http://www.nmnathletics.com.edgesuite.net/pics26/200/VZ/VZZZLCPGWLAGVKE.20050512200954.jpg)

This is from my nubb friend who has a subscription to the rivals nubb premium board. Doak, or Doak-O as he was known around the complex, was in charge of handing out meds to the players, and he received the ax for reasons unrelated to the Marlon Lucky overdose, but many Nubb Fans are jumping to conclusions that the 2 events are related.

According to the insider thread, Lucky OD'ed on non-perscription based meds. The discussion on the thread went like this:

the drugs in question are not prescription-based

Are they of the over the counter variety?

Well...they were not illegal narcotics, and not perscription.

Then, with that important detail behind them, a bunch of Nubbs start freaking out and saying that Slashahan and Co. are evil, that the program can never recover from such a huge loss, that Doak-O was a stand-up guy and an icon of loyalty and honesty and loved by all the many whose lives he touched, blah blah blah.

When, O When, will the madness end!

Title: Re: First Shorty, now Doak Ostergard of Nubbville
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 16, 2007, 07:55:16 AM

2 Black Coaches left as well . . . Slashahan is a racist.

You heard it here first.

Title: Re: First Shorty, now Doak Ostergard of Nubbville
Post by: catinthehat on February 17, 2007, 12:20:34 PM

well, we hired a black coach so that cancels out one of them.  And the other assistant hasn't been hired yet.

 

Title: Re: First Shorty, now Doak Ostergard of Nubbville
Post by: cireksu on February 17, 2007, 12:32:02 PM

he's got to hire one black guy to cancel one out so he doesn't look racist.