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Title: salt bag
Post by: ECN on February 14, 2007, 12:45:36 PM: i am salty today.

could be a combination of many things that went wrong in my crap morning.

we all have that one dipcrap annoying person we work with. for me, its amy.

anyone else have any annoying dipcrap co-workers you want to drill wood screws into their toes??

(i also hate mini-vans, and pick-ups with 3,000 year old men driving them)

please...share
Title: Re: salt bag
Post by: FBWillie on February 14, 2007, 01:39:20 PM: We just fired our dip@#%$ a couple of months back. And it's never been greater to work here. Our dip@#%$ was known as Debbi. I would walk into work every morning and stare into that vacant smile on her face and consider suicide. There wasn't a day that went by that she didn't have some dramatic break down and start crying accusing everyone that talked to her that we were all out to get her. Yet she just kept coming back to work and even acted as though she enjoyed her job.

List of stupid @#%$ Debbi did: For reference, I'm a Customer Relations Director at a car dealership.

1. Was given keys to a car and a 30 day tag and was told to get her customer's car ready for delivery.... Debbi's response: "What are 30 day keys?

2. Successfully flushed 2 keys plus the door locks remote down a toilet.

3. Dented a brand new $32,000 car by trying to display to her customer how dent resistant they were with her fist.

Those are just a couple that come to mind, she was constantly doing stupid @#%$ and asking stupid questions that people that worked here for 2 days could answer.... Questions like how to turn on the radio in our small sedan; What the FWD stood for on our Front wheel drive vehicles; Asking me if I saw that she got a perfect survey moments after I printed and handed it to her; Explaining to her customer that the car she was selling was "maintenance free" for 100,000 miles.... But what she meant to say was: the car had a steel timing chain and 100,000 mile spark plugs.

On top of all of that stupidity, she couldn't be trusted. She would steal other people’s customers any chance she got, and was once caught hiding a fellow employee's Monte Blonc Pen in the back of a car because she didn't like her... (Monte Blonc is a $100 pen we give to a salesperson when they reach master's status) But worst of all, she was a huge OU fan. She even married some 3rd string loser that used to play for OU. I thank god every day that I don't work with her anymore and pity the people forced to spend time with that waste of space human being.
Title: Re: salt bag
Post by: ECN on February 14, 2007, 01:48:51 PM: haha.

that is priceless willie.
Title: Re: salt bag
Post by: pissclams on February 14, 2007, 01:52:36 PM: I gave up all caffeine 10 days ago.
I was drinking 6 diet cokes a day, now I drink none.
No coffee, no soda of any kind, no tea, no red bull, nothing.
Water, milk, koolaid. Had some grape juice on Sunday!!!

At this point in time, every person on this planet with a heartbeat is either named Debbi or Amy.
Title: Re: salt bag
Post by: waks on February 14, 2007, 03:49:10 PM: Quote from: pissclams on February 14, 2007, 01:52:36 PM
I gave up all caffeine 10 days ago.
I was drinking 6 diet cokes a day, now I drink none.
No coffee, no soda of any kind, no tea, no red bull, nothing.
Water, milk, koolaid. Had some grape juice on Sunday!!!

At this point in time, every person on this planet with a heartbeat is either named Debbi or Amy.
Are you pregnant?
Title: Re: salt bag
Post by: AzCat on February 14, 2007, 04:45:15 PM: I'm on my own payroll and I don't hire anyone named Debbi or Amy unless they're hookers.
Title: Re: salt bag
Post by: greasd up deaf guy on February 15, 2007, 07:24:43 PM: Work with a JOCO snob that's married to a doctor or something. Guy calls into the office and wants to make an offer on a house north of the river. Easy $1400 dollar commission. Two trips north of the river and back MAX.
Her response? "Gas is awfully expensive." The very next day, she passed on a likely 2400 dollar commission because when a client that lived in KCMO wanted to make an offer on a house in Independence, she told them she wouldn't drive all the way to Independence. She thought the lady wanted to move from KCMO to Independence, KS.

Last week, she wanted me to read the worst newspaper cartoon of all-time: Cathy.
Directly after I read it and didn't chuckle, she asked if I wanted to read Family Circus instead.
Title: Re: salt bag
Post by: ECN on February 15, 2007, 07:28:28 PM: nothing is as worse as cathy®
Title: Re: salt bag
Post by: greasd up deaf guy on February 16, 2007, 03:45:16 PM: (http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Cove/6722/cathycartoon.jpg)

Exhibit A
Title: Re: salt bag
Post by: ECN on February 16, 2007, 05:29:42 PM: dammmn you
Title: Re: salt bag
Post by: greasd up deaf guy on February 16, 2007, 05:52:13 PM: Quote
Men and their bizarre relationship with food

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