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Title: OMG! DAN HAWKINS!!!
Post by: michigancat on February 08, 2007, 02:25:05 PM
HOLY crap!
Title: Re: OMG! DAN HAWKINS!!!
Post by: michigancat on February 08, 2007, 02:26:28 PM
Someone needs to find that effing audio.
Title: Re: OMG! DAN HAWKINS!!!
Post by: Huskerfan on February 08, 2007, 02:37:36 PM
What's the story with Hawkins?
Title: Re: OMG! DAN HAWKINS!!!
Post by: jmlynch1 on February 08, 2007, 02:39:44 PM
HILARIOUS!

He basically just went ballistic when referring to a player who quit because their break wasn't long enough. Wow.
Title: Re: OMG! DAN HAWKINS!!!
Post by: michigancat on February 08, 2007, 02:40:59 PM
Much funnier in audio form:

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After his news conference, Hawkins became highly animated when asked about recent roster attrition. He said he received an anonymous letter from a player's parents who were "bummed out the boys" would get only two weeks off between the end of the spring semester and the beginning of summer conditioning. Building to crescendo that had him pound a table and leave his seat, Hawkins said if parents sought more vacation time for their sons, they might be at the wrong school. "This is Big 12, Division I football . . . it ain't intramurals," Hawkins said

http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/ncaa/article/0,2777,DRMN_23932_5337294,00.html

Title: Re: OMG! DAN HAWKINS!!!
Post by: Swartzendruber on February 08, 2007, 02:46:49 PM
First indication that perhaps the Hawkins elevator is not currently making stops at all floors?

Title: Re: OMG! DAN HAWKINS!!!
Post by: The Manhatter on February 08, 2007, 02:49:17 PM
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Building to crescendo that had him pound a table and leave his seat

If fatty does not produce video of this I will be highly disappointed.

Title: Re: OMG! DAN HAWKINS!!!
Post by: michigancat on February 08, 2007, 02:49:53 PM
First indication that perhaps the Hawkins elevator is not currently making stops at all floors?



Nah, he's always been a loon.

I think he went off during an ISU game interview this season, too.
Title: Re: OMG! DAN HAWKINS!!!
Post by: jmlynch1 on February 08, 2007, 02:51:34 PM
yeah, while he was running into the lockerroom.
Title: Re: OMG! DAN HAWKINS!!!
Post by: greasd up deaf guy on February 08, 2007, 02:57:03 PM
Yea, just heard it on 810. You're right, Rusty, we need the audio.
Title: Re: OMG! DAN HAWKINS!!!
Post by: michigancat on February 08, 2007, 03:01:54 PM
I don't have audio at work, but this looks right.

http://web.dailycamera.com/audio/0207hawkins.mp3
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Post by: coitus on February 08, 2007, 03:06:49 PM
fuggin awesome.
Title: Re: OMG! DAN HAWKINS!!!
Post by: Joker on February 08, 2007, 03:24:10 PM
I don't have audio at work, but this looks right.

http://web.dailycamera.com/audio/0207hawkins.mp3

Awesome.

Would love to see the video of that.

"go play intramurals brutha"
Title: Re: OMG! DAN HAWKINS!!!
Post by: AzCat on February 08, 2007, 07:47:26 PM
Nah, he's always been a loon.

Which makes him a perfect fit in Boulder.  No one sane would survive there.
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Post by: PurplePowerhouse on February 08, 2007, 08:41:40 PM
OMG that's just too damned funny!!!   :lol:  AND, he has a point.  Hell, I already like Hawkins more than Barnett.  Then again, I like mexican food-induced hershey squirts more than Barnett.
Title: Re: OMG! DAN HAWKINS!!!
Post by: catinthehat on February 09, 2007, 07:22:51 AM
he was just playing to the crowd.  it aint like he grabbed an elederly woman at the gas station and started yelling at her.  I loved what he said though.  to bad the parent didn't have the guts to sign her name
Title: Re: OMG! DAN HAWKINS!!!
Post by: kougar24 on February 09, 2007, 08:37:19 AM
I would much rather have Prince than that psycho, especially since it looks like Boise's winning ways had nothing to do with Hawkins anyway.


"We're so close!!!! We're so close to being so dang good!!!!!"

"This is DIVISION 1 FOOTBALL!!!! This is the BIG 12!!!! A month??! That's probably more vacation than YOU GUYS get!!!!! Go play INTRAMURALS!!!!!!!"
Title: Re: OMG! DAN HAWKINS!!!
Post by: michigancat on February 09, 2007, 08:39:44 AM
I'd rather have the crazy guy, myself.

Without the 2-10 record, of course.
Title: Re: OMG! DAN HAWKINS!!!
Post by: ksu_FAN on February 09, 2007, 08:51:51 AM
Hawk's pregame speeches have to be a trip. 

And as someone wrote on the dailycamera site, you can tell how "volunteer" Hawk thinks these "volunteer workouts" are in the offseason.  Of course, any other coach would say the same thing, but probably not quite the same way.
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Post by: hemmy on February 10, 2007, 10:30:47 PM
omg that was hilarious, i didn't think he would scream that loud
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Post by: Leyton on February 11, 2007, 04:45:20 AM
Holy crap, dude.  I was NOT expecting him to transition from a normal voice to completely apecrap in a span of milliseconds.
Title: Re: OMG! DAN HAWKINS!!!
Post by: rlatta on February 11, 2007, 03:55:17 PM
AWESOME.  CU players = pussies
Title: Re: OMG! DAN HAWKINS!!!
Post by: McGrowlTowelZac on February 11, 2007, 07:46:20 PM
unreal, that was too funny, too funny :lol:
Title: Re: OMG! DAN HAWKINS!!!
Post by: Huskerfan on February 12, 2007, 09:18:05 PM
It reminded me of those old SNL sketches where Will Ferrell would be completely normal one second and then just lose it the next. Good stuff.  :lol: