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Title: Sam Keller
Post by: cireksu on November 29, 2006, 09:50:35 AM
Man that whole situation at ASU was wierd. 


http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/writers/justin_doom/11/28/dooms.day/index.html


What the hell could he have done?
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: FBWillie on November 29, 2006, 10:24:32 AM
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I cannot tell you where it's from, and I cannot tell you what it is," Brand said. "We will never, ever tell that because it's private information regarding Sam, and we would never, ever say anything to put him in a bad light because he's a minor.

Did that stick out to anyone else?  I thought Sam Keller was a Senior and hasn't been a minor since Highschool or Freshman year of college... What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: KSt8er on November 29, 2006, 10:35:44 AM
for some reason........Tyler Hughes comes to mind......
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: FBWillie on November 29, 2006, 11:02:59 AM
for some reason........Tyler Hughes comes to mind......

What I was thinking... But didn't have the wit to put it that way.
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: The Minister on November 29, 2006, 03:43:39 PM
To add further fuel to this Keller mystery:
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Koetter, Brand added, also told him that another reason he'd never disclose what Keller did was because "if Sam wishes to transfer, I don't want to say because I don't want him to not be able to transfer. If the other people knew, they might not take him."

"If you go back and watch Sam's first press conference at Nebraska," Brand continued, "when they made him available to the media, watch how that goes. Sam is very humble, he's very appreciative, praising Arizona State for his time there, he enjoyed it, the coaches, the players. It was not the bitter guy [saying] 'I'm transferring because I've got to get out of there.' That tells you a lot right there, that maybe he was guilty of something and he just needed to be quiet."

Huh.  What is that all about?  It honestly makes me wonder if the NU staff and higher ups really know what went on at ASU and if they really know what they got in Keller. 

Are we looking at an episode of As the World Turns at NU or is it something more like Law & Order?

The Minister :katpak:
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: jeffy on November 29, 2006, 03:55:19 PM
He was probably molestered by a Catholic Priest.
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: Kat Kid on November 29, 2006, 04:13:55 PM
maybe he's gay?
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: coitus on November 29, 2006, 04:15:40 PM
i doubt it was anything too bad.  if it was a violation of law or team rules, it would have likely carried more of a penalty than losing his spot on the depth chart.

has to be something that would embarrass him personally.

he could be transgender.
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: ChicoRodriguez on November 29, 2006, 04:31:10 PM
I bet he's gay
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: plaincat on November 29, 2006, 04:34:42 PM
If they dumped him because he was gay he would be looking at a multi-million dollar lawsuit.

However, if he is HIV positive it's a different story.
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: Kat Kid on November 29, 2006, 04:55:05 PM
If they dumped him because he was gay he would be looking at a multi-million dollar lawsuit.

However, if he is HIV positive it's a different story.

What if they found him screwing a tranny hooker in the team whirlpool or something?
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: coitus on November 29, 2006, 04:56:41 PM
if he wasn't the first one 'in', he just loses his scholarship next semester.

Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: plaincat on November 29, 2006, 05:05:15 PM
If they dumped him because he was gay he would be looking at a multi-million dollar lawsuit.

However, if he is HIV positive it's a different story.

What if they found him screwing a tranny hooker in the team whirlpool or something?

I didn't think of that.  THANK GOD!
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: Kat Kid on November 29, 2006, 05:19:04 PM
If they dumped him because he was gay he would be looking at a multi-million dollar lawsuit.

However, if he is HIV positive it's a different story.

What if they found him screwing a tranny hooker in the team whirlpool or something?

I didn't think of that.  THANK GOD!

Your Welcome.

Anyone seriously wondering what else it could be?

Did he leave extremely repulsive sh1ts in the toliet?
Does he wear a butt plug on sidelines during games?
Dates a midget?
Was he screwing the president's daughter?  Son?
Did he accept money from boosters and make a deal?
Is he featured in an adult film titled "The Quarterback's Favorite Tight End (subtitle "His own")"?
Was he caught sleeping with a family member?
Did he stalk a teammate?


.........Thoughts?
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: pwrcatjd49 on November 29, 2006, 05:29:01 PM
Is he featured in an adult film titled "The Quarterback's Favorite Tight End (subtitle "His own")"?

I coulda sworn he was in Backfield Penetration 7.
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: ChicagoCat on November 29, 2006, 07:11:42 PM
Is he featured in an adult film titled "The Quarterback's Favorite Tight End (subtitle "His own")"?

I coulda sworn he was in Backfield Penetration 7.

He was in Going Deep and the sequel Going Deeper.
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: Poopley on November 29, 2006, 07:15:19 PM
not to break up this little gay fantasy you boys have going . . . but how does the nose candy rumor fit in with this?
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: michigancat on November 29, 2006, 07:32:14 PM
not to break up this little gay fantasy you boys have going . . . but how does the nose candy rumor fit in with this?

I would think he would just be kicked off the team without anyone having a problem with it.

This is much more weird than a simple cocaine problem.


It kind of reminds me of Venables' "unmentionable sin"...................
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: RonLongshaft on November 29, 2006, 07:42:13 PM
not to break up this little gay fantasy you boys have going . . . but how does the nose candy rumor fit in with this?

I would think he would just be kicked off the team without anyone having a problem with it.

This is much more weird than a simple cocaine problem.


It kind of reminds me of Venables' "unmentionable sin"...................

whats this unmentionable sin you speak of?? well at least the story behind it.
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: michigancat on November 29, 2006, 07:47:32 PM
not to break up this little gay fantasy you boys have going . . . but how does the nose candy rumor fit in with this?

I would think he would just be kicked off the team without anyone having a problem with it.

This is much more weird than a simple cocaine problem.


It kind of reminds me of Venables' "unmentionable sin"...................

whats this unmentionable sin you speak of?? well at least the story behind it.

Supposedly we wouldn't consider hiring Venables to replace BS because of an unmentionable sin.

http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=4516.msg44167#msg44167
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: waks on November 29, 2006, 07:59:42 PM
I know why.
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: RonLongshaft on November 29, 2006, 08:04:57 PM
thats right. my bad i knew that
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: mjrod on November 29, 2006, 08:21:29 PM
I can't believe that so many of you are telling us about your knowledge of gay porn films..

Anyway, to make a long story short, Keller got into some legal trouble that was swept under the rug and Koetter found out about after he names Keller the starter.  Apparently, it would have had a negative impact on the program.

Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: jmlynch1 on November 29, 2006, 08:38:48 PM
not to break up this little gay fantasy you boys have going . . . but how does the nose candy rumor fit in with this?

I would think he would just be kicked off the team without anyone having a problem with it.

This is much more weird than a simple cocaine problem.


It kind of reminds me of Venables' "unmentionable sin"...................

whats this unmentionable sin you speak of?? well at least the story behind it.

Supposedly we wouldn't consider hiring Venables to replace BS because of an unmentionable sin.

http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=4516.msg44167#msg44167
I thought it was because he's bat crap crazy and mentally unstable.
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: waks on November 29, 2006, 08:43:40 PM
not to break up this little gay fantasy you boys have going . . . but how does the nose candy rumor fit in with this?

I would think he would just be kicked off the team without anyone having a problem with it.

This is much more weird than a simple cocaine problem.


It kind of reminds me of Venables' "unmentionable sin"...................

whats this unmentionable sin you speak of?? well at least the story behind it.

Supposedly we wouldn't consider hiring Venables to replace BS because of an unmentionable sin.

http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=4516.msg44167#msg44167
I thought it was because he's bat @#%$ crazy and mentally unstable.
ding ding ding, you are correct. and I believe I was the one that told you that.
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: fatty fat fat on November 29, 2006, 08:53:08 PM
lol@waks. his "brother" spills the beans.
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: waks on November 29, 2006, 08:57:38 PM
lol@waks. his "brother" spills the beans.
Shhhh... nobody is supposed to know..
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: vanro031 on November 29, 2006, 11:47:25 PM
maybe he's gay?

Maybe he's a lesbo..
(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l129/SaintVirgil/samkeller1.gif)
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: pwrcatjd49 on November 30, 2006, 12:32:27 AM
it looks like he's saying "What are you doing? My partner is right there!"
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: plaincat on November 30, 2006, 06:31:06 AM
Thanks for the pic, vanro!

It looks like KatKid was right.  Only it was two trannys in the whirlpool.
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: Kat Kid on November 30, 2006, 12:39:30 PM
Thanks for the pic, vanro!

It looks like KatKid was right.  Only it was two trannys in the whirlpool.
Case Closed.
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: pwrcatjd49 on November 30, 2006, 12:49:52 PM
So no blow, no gay porn?
bummer....
Title: Re: Sam Keller
Post by: Poopley on November 30, 2006, 01:47:24 PM
if nothin else, you peeps are good for making the work day go a little faster.  :beerchug: