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Sports => Snyder's Electronic Cyber Space World => Topic started by: catsfan20012002 on November 17, 2006, 03:24:47 PM

Title: ku Jokes
Post by: catsfan20012002 on November 17, 2006, 03:24:47 PM
What do a slinky and a Jayhawk have in common?

Both are fun to watch when you push them down the stairs.
Title: Re: ku Jokes
Post by: catsfan20012002 on November 17, 2006, 03:57:51 PM
Anybody?????
Title: Re: ku Jokes
Post by: FBWillie on November 17, 2006, 04:02:20 PM
ku News

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>The University of Kansas has designed and built a golf course to rival

>the great Colbert Hills. However, in a rush to complete this project,

>it was noted that the ku design included only 14 holes. When

>questioned about this, ku officials responded "We really don't see this

>as a problem as we never make it to the final 4 anyway".

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>News out of ku's athletic department is that there will be some changes

>made to storied Allen Fieldhouse. The basketball court will soon be

>covered in cardboard as athletic department administrators have

>determined the ku basketball teams always look better on paper.

>

>In other news around the ku campus, Head Football Coach has announced

>that he is dressing only 8 players for this week's big game against

>in-state rival Kansas State. All other ku players will attempt to

>dress themselves.

Title: Re: ku Jokes
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on November 17, 2006, 04:20:12 PM
mj's fake mangino rolling down the hill and injuring several players story that looked like a legitimate espn.com story was the best.
Title: Re: ku Jokes
Post by: FBWillie on November 17, 2006, 04:23:30 PM
How do you get a ku cheerleader out of your dorm room?















Greese her hips and push with your legs.
Title: Re: ku Jokes
Post by: ECN on November 17, 2006, 05:02:54 PM
what did God say to the ku football team?









dont do anything 'til i get back.
Title: Re: ku Jokes
Post by: kcsinger on November 17, 2006, 05:56:29 PM
Did you know that the toilet seat was invented by a ku grad?
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But it was worthless till someone else put a hole in the middle. 
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