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Title: Battle for booze in Port-au-Potty...errrr Prince
Post by: FelixRex on January 19, 2010, 11:38:50 PM

I read this in a Jamaican paper today. Pretty sure it's the best sentence ever written in the history of journalist/writing. It nearly makes me weep.

Quote

"I am drinking as much as I can. It gives courage," said Jean-Pierre Junior, wielding a broken wooden plank with nails to protect his bottle of rum.

EDIT: Just realized that the subject looked like a powertardy chain email or something.

Title: Re: Incredible Haiti Earthquake Story
Post by: KITNfury on January 20, 2010, 09:55:41 AM

That man is my hero.

Title: Re: Battle for booze in Port-au-Potty...errrr Prince
Post by: opcat on January 20, 2010, 08:12:04 PM

Complete f***ups run that country.

Thats what the USA would look like if the American socialists had their way with everything.

Title: Re: Battle for booze in Port-au-Potty...errrr Prince
Post by: JTKSU on January 20, 2010, 08:46:36 PM

Quote from: FelixRex on January 19, 2010, 11:38:50 PM

I read this in a Jamaican paper today. Pretty sure it's the best sentence ever written in the history of journalist/writing. It nearly makes me weep.

Quote

"I am drinking as much as I can. It gives courage," said Jean-Pierre Junior, wielding a broken wooden plank with nails to protect his bottle of rum.

EDIT: Just realized that the subject looked like a powertardy chain email or something.

Pretty much sounds like a typical Tuesday in my world.  What's the big deal?