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Title: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: I_have_purplewood on December 25, 2009, 12:49:53 PM
A scarf and a French press coffee maker. 

I've reached the age where I'm getting a scarf for Christmas?  Wtf? :flush: (ftp://:flush:)  French press coffee maker?  I don't even like coffee. :confused: (ftp://:confused:)

Looking forward to next year when I get Old Spice after shave... :cyclist: (ftp://:cyclist:)
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: Breakfast on December 25, 2009, 01:01:55 PM
bacon-flavored toothpicks... :woot:
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: RonLongshaft on December 25, 2009, 01:06:17 PM
our big Christmas isn't until Jan 2nd,  but one year my aunt gave me a bathroom candle set. She said it would match her bathroom perfectly! WTF? She acted like she wanted me to give it back to her so I toke it home and gave it to my mom. It would of went well in my college house in manhattan... the whole keystone light theme in our bathroom.
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: powercatmiller on December 25, 2009, 03:28:03 PM
My wife and parents totally screwed up this year all I got was
A Benelli 12 gauge
Black KSU nike polo
Armani cologne
$500 to Dicks

Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: Pete on December 25, 2009, 04:13:05 PM
our big Christmas isn't until Jan 2nd, 

Eastern Orthodox?  :dunno:
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: Pete on December 25, 2009, 04:15:22 PM
My wife and parents totally screwed up this year all I got was
A Benelli 12 gauge
Black KSU nike polo
Armani cologne
$500 to Dicks



Jesus.  I'll trade you dude!
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: billyzabka on December 25, 2009, 04:19:10 PM
A scarf and a French press coffee maker. 

I've reached the age where I'm getting a scarf for Christmas?  Wtf? :flush: (ftp://:flush:)  French press coffee maker?  I don't even like coffee. :confused: (ftp://:confused:)

Looking forward to next year when I get Old Spice after shave... :cyclist: (ftp://:cyclist:)

French press coffee :love:
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: RonLongshaft on December 25, 2009, 04:39:54 PM
our big Christmas isn't until Jan 2nd, 

Eastern Orthodox?  :dunno:

i'm the youngest of 6 kinds and I'm 23 so everyone else is married off with kids, so they have there own deals on christmas day.
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: jeffy on December 25, 2009, 05:00:33 PM
My wife and parents totally screwed up this year all I got was

$500 to Dicks



 :nono:
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: michigancat on December 25, 2009, 05:07:51 PM
mom got me and my brother glenn beck's "Arguing with Idiots". 

Apparently we were the idiots.  :dunno:
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: jeffy on December 25, 2009, 05:14:37 PM
mom got me and my brother glenn beck's "Arguing with Idiots". 

Apparently we were the idiots.  :dunno:

Now read it and try to understand how the idiots think.
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on December 25, 2009, 06:39:39 PM
mom got me and my brother glenn beck's "Arguing with Idiots". 

Apparently we were the idiots.  :dunno:

Now read it and try to understand how the idiots think.

Introspection is not an idiot's strong suit.
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: powerof10 on December 25, 2009, 08:00:15 PM
our big Christmas isn't until Jan 2nd, 

Eastern Orthodox?  :dunno:

i'm the youngest of 6 kinds and I'm 23 so everyone else is married off with kids, so they have there own deals on christmas day.


I thought you were 24??
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: RonLongshaft on December 25, 2009, 08:05:51 PM
my bad... at this age whos counting, amirite?
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: bigDcat on December 25, 2009, 08:29:03 PM
from my redneck nascar loving uncle...
(http://dsp.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p5275303dt.jpg)

adidas?!?!?!?  :curse:
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: krazykat on December 25, 2009, 08:43:38 PM
our big Christmas isn't until Jan 2nd,  but one year my aunt gave me a bathroom candle set. She said it would match her bathroom perfectly! WTF? She acted like she wanted me to give it back to her so I toke it home and gave it to my mom. It would of went well in my college house in manhattan... the whole keystone light theme in our bathroom.


 :love: :love: :love:
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: WillieWannabe on December 25, 2009, 10:25:44 PM
from my redneck nascar loving uncle...
(http://dsp.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p5275303dt.jpg)

adidas?!?!?!?  :curse:


Pretty sure Adidas got involved with Junior because of the DEI trademark extended E on the sides of the car. Matches perfectly with Adidas.

Also, is fff your uncle?  :love: :love:
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: Chingon on December 25, 2009, 11:19:59 PM
tape measure
uno
chex mix
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: LynchMob2007 on December 26, 2009, 01:11:45 AM
Emawbin shirt. Completely came out of nowhere.  :love:
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: catsfan20052006 on December 26, 2009, 10:58:42 AM
Every year my brother's wife's family gives me something that makes me way "WTF". One year they gave me a CU blanket: 1. I'm a KSU fan so that's a no no and #2. I don't even live in Colorado. I guess it is to be understood since I basically see them one day out of the year and I guess somehow they got the hint so they just got me a simple gift card this year.
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: JTKSU on December 26, 2009, 03:43:55 PM
A scarf and a French press coffee maker. 

I've reached the age where I'm getting a scarf for Christmas?  Wtf? :flush: (ftp://:flush:)  French press coffee maker?  I don't even like coffee. :confused: (ftp://:confused:)

Looking forward to next year when I get Old Spice after shave... :cyclist: (ftp://:cyclist:)

French press coffee :love:

QFT.  This dude has no idea what he's missing out on.
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on December 26, 2009, 04:34:52 PM
(http://b.imagehost.org/0357/BoglinDroolMIB1a.jpg)
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: Thin Blue Line on December 26, 2009, 05:20:32 PM
(http://b.imagehost.org/0357/BoglinDroolMIB1a.jpg)

Whoa, d00d! You got yourself a collector's item. Some of these go for $100 on ebay......



 :blindfold:
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: kst8catfan on December 26, 2009, 07:01:23 PM
I got a K-State Mr. Potato Head


http://www.ppwtoys.com/index.php?pd=pz_Y2F0ZWdvcmllczp7dmlld19tb2RlPXZpZXdfY2F0ZWdvcmllc30%3Dpz_YXBwbGljYXRpb246e2FjdGlvbj1jYXRlZ29yeSxjYXRlZ29yeV9uYW1lPW1yLXBvdGF0by1oZWFkfQ%3D%3Dpz_&md=products&inst=&view_mode=&mode=&save_qry=1&page=6 (http://www.ppwtoys.com/index.php?pd=pz_Y2F0ZWdvcmllczp7dmlld19tb2RlPXZpZXdfY2F0ZWdvcmllc30%3Dpz_YXBwbGljYXRpb246e2FjdGlvbj1jYXRlZ29yeSxjYXRlZ29yeV9uYW1lPW1yLXBvdGF0by1oZWFkfQ%3D%3Dpz_&md=products&inst=&view_mode=&mode=&save_qry=1&page=6)
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: The1BigWillie on December 26, 2009, 10:20:04 PM
I got food poisoning and sprayed Christmas dinner out of my ass for 2 hours at 5 o'clock this morning.
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: flatlander on December 27, 2009, 05:47:48 AM
I think we have a winner!!
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: FBWillie on December 27, 2009, 08:13:22 PM
(http://b.imagehost.org/0357/BoglinDroolMIB1a.jpg)

crazy; I gave my wife an "outrageous creature that came alive in here hands".



Badump Chi
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: FBWillie on December 27, 2009, 08:14:21 PM
I got food poisoning and sprayed Christmas dinner out of my ass for 2 hours at 5 o'clock this morning.

are you a weather man?
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: Perry on December 28, 2009, 06:20:28 PM
A clock I mentioned that I thought was cool walking through bed bath & beyond last January. I guess my grandparents went out and bought it the next day (I do like it, just had no idea it was coming).

Also, Kazzu oven mits/hot pad combo. I'm 20 (as of today) and live with grandparents (oven mit/hot pad enthusiasts).
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: JTKSU on December 28, 2009, 11:44:46 PM
A clock I mentioned that I thought was cool walking through bed bath & beyond last January. I guess my grandparents went out and bought it the next day (I do like it, just had no idea it was coming).

Also, Kazzu oven mits/hot pad combo. I'm 20 (as of today) and live with grandparents (oven mit/hot pad enthusiasts).

Sorry bout your luck there buddy.  Good news is that you no longer have to fear Hell's inferno.  Probably a real sweet set-up compared to your living arrangements. Can't imagine how bad it is having to tune out your grandma's moans emanating from their bedroom when your granddaddy is five-holing her.   :eek:
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: Thin Blue Line on December 29, 2009, 11:01:38 AM
A clock I mentioned that I thought was cool walking through bed bath & beyond last January. I guess my grandparents went out and bought it the next day (I do like it, just had no idea it was coming).

Also, Kazzu oven mits/hot pad combo.I'm 20 (as of today) and live with grandparents (oven mit/hot pad enthusiasts).

Sorry bout your luck there buddy.  Good news is that you no longer have to fear Hell's inferno.  Probably a real sweet set-up compared to your living arrangements. Can't imagine how bad it is having to tune out your grandma's moans emanating from their bedroom when your granddaddy is five-holing her.   :eek:


Grandpa & Grandma --------->   (http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s313/jbleinweber/rockyou.gif)

Perry -------->   :runaway:
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: QuinnMac on December 29, 2009, 06:37:26 PM
A clock I mentioned that I thought was cool walking through bed bath & beyond last January. I guess my grandparents went out and bought it the next day (I do like it, just had no idea it was coming).

Also, Kazzu oven mits/hot pad combo.I'm 20 (as of today) and live with grandparents (oven mit/hot pad enthusiasts).

Sorry bout your luck there buddy.  Good news is that you no longer have to fear Hell's inferno.  Probably a real sweet set-up compared to your living arrangements. Can't imagine how bad it is having to tune out your grandma's moans emanating from their bedroom when your granddaddy is five-holing her.   :eek:


Grandpa & Grandma --------->   (http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s313/jbleinweber/rockyou.gif)

Perry -------->   :runaway:
  :bootyshake: :pirate:
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: QuinnMac on December 29, 2009, 06:38:46 PM
Pocket watch with two deer in the woods on the front.
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: RonLongshaft on December 29, 2009, 07:06:33 PM
Pocket watch with two deer in the woods on the front.


WTF? that thing is fing sweet. A pocket watch makes you extremely elite and important looking
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: powerof10 on December 29, 2009, 08:23:04 PM
Pocket watch with two deer in the woods on the front.


I will give you $2 for it.
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: Thin Blue Line on December 29, 2009, 09:26:56 PM
Pocket watch with two deer in the woods on the front.


I've got that watch.
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: I_have_purplewood on December 29, 2009, 09:31:49 PM
Pocket watch with two deer in the woods on the front.


I will give you $2 for it.

Will seriously swap my French press.  $2?  Ppfffftttt with that....
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: JTKSU on December 29, 2009, 10:46:24 PM
Pocket watch with two deer in the woods on the front.


I will give you $2 for it.

Will seriously swap my French press.  $2?  Ppfffftttt with that....

WTF is your problem?  Trading a french press for a damn deer watch is like trading in a corvette for a damn yugo.  You better get your crap straightened out or I'm making a trip to your house and I'm gonna shove that french press up your ass.  Seriously, the next time you post, you better have a fresh cup of hot french press made coffee sitting on your desk if you know what's good for you.   :angry:
Title: Re: List any wtf presents received.
Post by: flatlander on December 30, 2009, 09:40:27 AM
Lederhosen!!

Gifted to me by my older brother and a WTF to most people but perfect Octoberfest garb for me. :)