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Title: Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting (formerly Tennessee in trouble...)
Post by: KSUWizard on December 09, 2009, 09:18:05 AM
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4727155

I knew there was someway we could of got Bryce Brown.  Shoulda called up the sorority houses looking for volunteers  haha  
:tongue: :lol:
Title: Re: Tennessee in trouble for whoring out girls for recruits?
Post by: Pete on December 09, 2009, 09:19:30 AM
Let's be honest dudes...

Tomato soup fasting makes you like really, really horny.  You get a bad case of the "Tomato balls" and it's all you can do to contain yourself.
Title: Re: Tennessee in trouble for whoring out girls for recruits?
Post by: KSUTOMMY on December 09, 2009, 09:21:04 AM
Kiffen: as classy as they come (pun intended). Come home Bryce - Arthur, follow suit.
Title: Re: Tennessee in trouble for whoring out girls for recruits?
Post by: yoga-lika_abana on December 09, 2009, 09:23:29 AM
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Brandon Willis and Corey Miller, have orally committed to Tennessee. Lattimore said the hostesses were "real pretty, real nice and just real cool" and thinks they had "a lot" of influence in his teammates making oral commitments, according to the report.

:giggle:
Title: Re: Tennessee in trouble for whoring out girls for recruits?
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on December 09, 2009, 09:28:54 AM
Let's be honest dudes...

Tomato soup fasting makes you like really, really horny.  You get a bad case of the "Tomato balls" and it's all you can do to contain yourself.

Exactly.  When you fast on tomato soup and pray that the Lord (Yahweh) guide you in the right direction, it is a natural result that Christ (Jehovah) will guide you to the school which provides you with the most 18 year old girls who are coerced to have sex with you.  It is in the Bible (his word) and it is as true today as it was in the time of David.
Title: Re: Tennessee in trouble for whoring out girls for recruits?
Post by: steve dave on December 09, 2009, 09:30:23 AM
This thread should be titled:  Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting
Title: Re: Tennessee in trouble for whoring out girls for recruits?
Post by: KSUWizard on December 09, 2009, 09:32:20 AM
This thread should be titled:  Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting

Changed it for you  :D
Title: Re: Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting (formerly Tennessee in trouble...)
Post by: Gooch on December 09, 2009, 09:37:20 AM
excellent use of sorostitutes IMO.
Title: Re: Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting (formerly Tennessee in trouble...)
Post by: outofstate on December 09, 2009, 11:55:16 AM
I wonder if Rachel Uchitel is a Tennessee alum?
Title: Re: Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting (formerly Tennessee in trouble...)
Post by: KSUWizard on December 09, 2009, 01:21:32 PM
I told you we could of gotten Bryce with a little leg work from our Sorostitute department. 

http://deadspin.com/5422400/tennessees-hostess-program-catches-recruits-and-ncaas-eyes-updated

(check out the pic of bryce with a young lady) :tongue:

Damn Kiffin, knows just how to get the stars....  :'(

Title: Re: Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting (formerly Tennessee in trouble...)
Post by: WildcatNkilt on December 09, 2009, 01:28:14 PM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/12/laceybryce.jpg)

I'd go to Tennessee too if she was recruiting me.   :love:
Title: Re: Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting (formerly Tennessee in trouble...)
Post by: MadCat on December 09, 2009, 01:41:09 PM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/12/laceybryce.jpg)

I'd go to Tennessee too if she was recruiting me.   :love:

Think she's related to Dick Van Dyke or Jay Leno? :fiesta:
Title: Re: Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting (formerly Tennessee in trouble...)
Post by: PurplePride74 on December 09, 2009, 01:58:06 PM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/12/laceybryce.jpg)

I'd go to Tennessee too if she was recruiting me.   :love:

Her parents must be SOOOO proud.   :facepalm:
Title: Re: Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting (formerly Tennessee in trouble...)
Post by: WildcatNkilt on December 09, 2009, 02:13:12 PM
Bryce saw  :bootyshake: and  :fatty:, he was like  :woot: got a little  :tongue: and was all  :notworthy: to Tennessee.

Now he is  :scared: from all the  :chirp: .  Shoulda picked  :kstatriot:
Title: Re: Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting (formerly Tennessee in trouble...)
Post by: steve dave on December 09, 2009, 02:18:53 PM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/12/laceybryce.jpg)

I'd go to Tennessee too if she was recruiting me.   :love:

Her parents must be SOOOO proud.   :facepalm:

Why wouldn't they be?  What do you know about her?  :confused:
Title: Re: Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting (formerly Tennessee in trouble...)
Post by: Pete on December 09, 2009, 02:28:17 PM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/12/laceybryce.jpg)

I'd go to Tennessee too if she was recruiting me.   :love:

Her parents must be SOOOO proud.   :facepalm:

Why wouldn't they be?  What do you know about her?  :confused:

I'll bet she can cook the crap out of Tomato soup.  Bravo Bryce.
Title: Re: Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting (formerly Tennessee in trouble...)
Post by: PurplePride74 on December 09, 2009, 02:31:05 PM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/12/laceybryce.jpg)

I'd go to Tennessee too if she was recruiting me.   :love:

Her parents must be SOOOO proud.   :facepalm:

Why wouldn't they be?  What do you know about her?  :confused:

Only what I read on the internets...  Which as you know is 100% true.  Guess if you are going after your MRS degree, landing a future millionare NFL player would be graduating "with honors."   :woot:
Title: Has this been posted here? Tenn. hostesses.
Post by: opcat on December 09, 2009, 03:15:47 PM
http://deadspin.com/5422400/tennessees-hostess-program-catches-recruits-and-ncaas-eyes-updated#commentform
Title: Re: Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting (formerly Tennessee in trouble...)
Post by: steve dave on December 09, 2009, 03:18:47 PM
was actually wanting your input on this ops
Title: Re: Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting (formerly Tennessee in trouble...)
Post by: Jmo on December 09, 2009, 03:22:38 PM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/12/laceybryce.jpg)

I'd go to Tennessee too if she was recruiting me.   :love:

Think she's related to Dick Van Dyke or Jay Leno? :fiesta:

No kidding....very meh  :users:
Title: Re: Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting (formerly Tennessee in trouble...)
Post by: opcat on December 09, 2009, 03:28:31 PM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/12/laceybryce.jpg)

I'd go to Tennessee too if she was recruiting me.   :love:

Think she's related to Dick Van Dyke or Jay Leno? :fiesta:

No kidding....very meh  :users:


Most of you couldn't even get a girl like that.

The goober is smiling thinking he's going to get some.  Think again dope. :lol:

Dumber than rocks. :ustupid:
Title: Re: Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting (formerly Tennessee in trouble...)
Post by: KSUWizard on December 09, 2009, 03:28:49 PM
More comming out that other schools had "organizations" as well.

http://deadspin.com/5422547/a-brief-history-of-campus-recruiting-hostesses

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The groups were all given cutesy names like the Texas Angels, the Hurricane Honeys, the Bengal Babes, the Stately Ladies, the Black-Eyed Susans, the Tigerettes, the Crimson Courters (Bear's Angels eventually became the 'Bama Belles) and recruit heavily from the school's sororities. (Those ladies are very big into public relations!)

So why don't we have a group?  The classy cats maybe?  Maybe thats what they did before they started dancing...or maybe the dancing is a cover up of this?  I smell conspiracy...
Title: Re: Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting (formerly Tennessee in trouble...)
Post by: WildcatNkilt on December 09, 2009, 03:30:34 PM
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She's a captain in Orange Pride, "a group of students whose primary duty is to promote the University and its strong academic programs, rich traditions, and winning athletics program to campus visitors and potential student-athletes."


(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/11/2009/12/500x_pride.jpg)

Hm...looks to me like a group of sorostitutes willing to suck golfballs through garden hoses.

What are the 5 geek guys doing in that pic?  Bodyguards?  :ohno:
Title: Re: Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting (formerly Tennessee in trouble...)
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on December 09, 2009, 03:53:09 PM
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She's a captain in Orange Pride, "a group of students whose primary duty is to promote the University and its strong academic programs, rich traditions, and winning athletics program to campus visitors and potential student-athletes."


(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/11/2009/12/500x_pride.jpg)

Hm...looks to me like a group of sorostitutes willing to suck golfballs through garden hoses.

What are the 5 geek guys doing in that pic?  Bodyguards?  :ohno:

Some players may be  :ku: like Jake Sharp
Title: Re: Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting (formerly Tennessee in trouble...)
Post by: FelixRex on December 09, 2009, 05:21:33 PM
What are the 5 geek guys doing in that pic?  Bodyguards?  :ohno:

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The NCAA instituted new guidelines in 2004, stating that such groups could not officially be gender specific

So, basically those dudes are like the chick in right-field for your "co-ed" intramural softball team.
Title: Re: Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting (formerly Tennessee in trouble...)
Post by: flatlander on December 09, 2009, 05:49:07 PM
Bring back the Gibson Girls...................well, not the original ones, a new bunch.
Title: Re: Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting (formerly Tennessee in trouble...)
Post by: Catfanatic on December 09, 2009, 07:02:12 PM
Yep Vince was way ahead of his time :lol:
Title: Re: Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting (formerly Tennessee in trouble...)
Post by: sonofdaxjones on December 09, 2009, 11:09:19 PM
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/nursetpd/Tennessee/Vols_Sucky_Sucky.gif)
Title: Re: Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting (formerly Tennessee in trouble...)
Post by: JTKSU on December 10, 2009, 01:30:03 AM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/12/laceybryce.jpg)

I'd go to Tennessee too if she was recruiting me.   :love:

Think she's related to Dick Van Dyke or Jay Leno? :fiesta:

No kidding....very meh  :users:


Most of you couldn't even get a girl like that.

The goober is smiling thinking he's going to get some.  Think again dope. :lol:

Dumber than rocks. :ustupid:

Brown definitely knocked the bottom out of that chick.  Bet that just infuriates you, doesn't it?
Title: Re: Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting (formerly Tennessee in trouble...)
Post by: flatlander on December 10, 2009, 11:05:26 AM
Yep Vince was way ahead of his time :lol:

and real cutting edge with new math.
Title: Re: Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting (formerly Tennessee in trouble...)
Post by: mcmwcat on December 11, 2009, 01:10:44 PM
orange pride groups across the collegiate nation should be scholarship sporting competitions. would help w/ title IX
Title: Re: Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting (formerly Tennessee in trouble...)
Post by: opcat on December 11, 2009, 01:48:05 PM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/12/laceybryce.jpg)

I'd go to Tennessee too if she was recruiting me.   :love:

Think she's related to Dick Van Dyke or Jay Leno? :fiesta:

No kidding....very meh  :users:


Most of you couldn't even get a girl like that.

The goober is smiling thinking he's going to get some.  Think again dope. :lol:

Dumber than rocks. :ustupid:

Brown definitely knocked the bottom out of that chick.  Bet that just infuriates you, doesn't it?

It's her job dude to be nice to them.

How do you know she's not racist?  :confused:

It's Tennessee.
Title: Re: Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting (formerly Tennessee in trouble...)
Post by: Buford T. Justice on December 11, 2009, 03:01:09 PM
Go figure,  she is white
Title: Re: Tennessee Awesome At Recruiting (formerly Tennessee in trouble...)
Post by: JTKSU on December 11, 2009, 03:01:43 PM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/12/laceybryce.jpg)

I'd go to Tennessee too if she was recruiting me.   :love:

Think she's related to Dick Van Dyke or Jay Leno? :fiesta:

No kidding....very meh  :users:


Most of you couldn't even get a girl like that.

The goober is smiling thinking he's going to get some.  Think again dope. :lol:

Dumber than rocks. :ustupid:

Brown definitely knocked the bottom out of that chick.  Bet that just infuriates you, doesn't it?

It's her job dude to be nice to them.

How do you know she's not racist?  :confused:

It's Tennessee.

Does she look like she's not enjoying that moment?  Hell, she's probably giving him a handy right there.  All I know is, if what they say about "never going back" is correct, that chick won't be seeing any white cock in her future.