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Title: Midwest potluck fare (and pw3nnage of that pissclams dumbass)
Post by: chum1 on December 07, 2009, 11:35:11 PM: Beanie Weenies

(http://www.unclekrinkly.com/krinkweb/caterin/beansAndFranks.jpg)
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: Rick Daris on December 07, 2009, 11:41:32 PM: funeral potatoes

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vfOHMqkm4L4/SIa8jQSBIoI/AAAAAAAAAUA/JKsutGn6IPc/s400/157.JPG)
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: chum1 on December 07, 2009, 11:42:23 PM: Green Bean Casserole

(http://www.timkeel.com/.a/6a00d8341e58cb53ef0105361604da970b-pi)
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: Rick Daris on December 07, 2009, 11:52:12 PM: 7 layer dip

(http://www.feistycook.com/WP/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/7layer-dip-8-thumb.jpg)
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: jmlynch1 on December 08, 2009, 12:14:07 AM: (http://bremelog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/hot-n-ready-pizza.jpg?w=150&h=150)
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: chum1 on December 08, 2009, 06:35:16 AM: Iced tea. Hold the ice. Styrofoam cup optional.

(http://www.randycullom.com/ps/iced-tea.jpg)
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: waks on December 08, 2009, 06:44:34 AM: Quote from: chum1 on December 08, 2009, 06:35:16 AM
Iced tea. Hold the ice. Styrofoam cup optional.

(http://www.randycullom.com/ps/iced-tea.jpg)
Sweet or unsweet?
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: michigancat on December 08, 2009, 07:08:02 AM: meatballs in a crockpot:

(http://whatscookingamerica.net/Appetizers/CocktailMeatBalls.jpg)
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: michigancat on December 08, 2009, 07:16:07 AM: homemade fried chicken:

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3632/3384715581_ac71483a87.jpg)

right next to gas station fried chicken:

(http://www.restaurantfranchise.com/franchise/23459/ZorContent/chesters02.jpg)
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: ksu_FAN on December 08, 2009, 07:49:05 AM: (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g-6PkybX9Lg/SlJI_6FxdWI/AAAAAAAAALw/J4PA3zmcS3M/s400/grandmas_jello_salad2.jpg)
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: chum1 on December 08, 2009, 07:50:03 AM: Quote from: waks on December 08, 2009, 06:44:34 AM
Quote from: chum1 on December 08, 2009, 06:35:16 AM
Iced tea. Hold the ice. Styrofoam cup optional.

(http://www.randycullom.com/ps/iced-tea.jpg)
Sweet or unsweet?

Unsweet. Lukewarm.
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: chum1 on December 08, 2009, 07:55:29 AM: :lick:

(http://howtomakedeviledeggs.com/images/How_to_make_deviled_eggs.jpg)
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: pissclams on December 08, 2009, 08:04:57 AM: nothing posted in this thread is unique to the midwest. :flush:
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: Buddha_Cat on December 08, 2009, 08:21:11 AM: (http://easilyamused.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/rocky_mountain_oysters.jpg)
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: jeffy on December 08, 2009, 08:23:52 AM: Quote from: Buddha_Cat on December 08, 2009, 08:21:11 AM
(http://easilyamused.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/rocky_mountain_oysters.jpg)

Awww... nuts!
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: michigancat on December 08, 2009, 09:10:14 AM: Quote from: pissclams on December 08, 2009, 08:04:57 AM
nothing posted in this thread is unique to the midwest. :flush:

No, but it is also not not at every midwest potluck.
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: steve dave on December 08, 2009, 09:13:03 AM: Macaroni Salad

(http://unofficialcook.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/MacSalad.png)
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: steve dave on December 08, 2009, 09:14:18 AM: Vegetables and Ranch

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2306/2229140109_8d79be5aca.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: steve dave on December 08, 2009, 09:15:12 AM: Orange Jello

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dFEGTaXocBw/STmtFv6rBWI/AAAAAAAABuo/KfFgR7lE-VQ/s320/jello2.jpg)
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: steve dave on December 08, 2009, 09:16:52 AM: Chicken Salad Sandwiches

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mfIXg7TGqPw/ScbmCoZPXEI/AAAAAAAAA-g/ePn68ilVY78/s400/chicken+salad+sandwiches+Closeup.jpg)
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: steve dave on December 08, 2009, 09:17:51 AM: Baked Beans

(http://i.timeinc.net/recipes/i/recipes/ck/06/04/baked-beans-ck-1173771-l.jpg)
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: steve dave on December 08, 2009, 09:18:35 AM: btw. everything that I have posted is disgusting and why I hated church functions as a child
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: chum1 on December 08, 2009, 09:34:15 AM: (http://gazetteonline.com/files/2009/11/potluck-table.jpg)
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: chum1 on December 08, 2009, 09:37:22 AM: Quote from: pissclams on December 08, 2009, 08:04:57 AM
nothing posted in this thread is unique to the midwest. :flush:

^
:flush:

Not unique, but typical. And things typical of the Midwest aren't the same as things typical of the South, for example.
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: Pete on December 08, 2009, 09:43:42 AM: Always a couple of lazy asses that bring one of these

(http://a2.vox.com/6a00fad693dc36000500fa96a4c43a0003-320pi)

But, we all love it and secretly think it's WAY better than most of the garbage that the old ladies cooked.
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: chum1 on December 08, 2009, 09:44:32 AM: Pretty good synopsis of dessert options. I'd go for a brownie and hit that cookie plate.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/90/Potluck06.jpg)
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: pissclams on December 08, 2009, 09:46:58 AM: These things are typical to potlucks in general, regardless of geographic region. There is a pot, if you're lucky it has something good in it. Rarely it does.

You guys are complete idiots and don't know crap about potlucks.
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: chum1 on December 08, 2009, 09:57:49 AM: Quote from: pissclams on December 08, 2009, 09:46:58 AM
These things are typical to potlucks in general, regardless of geographic region. There is a pot, if you're lucky it has something good in it. Rarely it does.

You guys are complete idiots and don't know crap about potlucks.

You find soul food at potlucks in the South but not in the Midwest, dumbsh*t. I don't know, but I'm guessing that they have lobsters and clam stuff and seafoody stuff in New England, dumbass.
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: Rick Daris on December 08, 2009, 10:07:33 AM: Quote from: pissclams on December 08, 2009, 09:46:58 AM
These things are typical to potlucks in general, regardless of geographic region. There is a pot, if you're lucky it has something good in it. Rarely it does.

You guys are complete idiots and don't know crap about potlucks.

who does know crap about them? you? chad rogers? very doubtful here. maybe you and starla can go run around outside together for a little while so the adults can have a conversation.
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: pissclams on December 08, 2009, 10:09:06 AM: Wrong again dumbass, people that participate in potlucks don't want to spend time or money or effort on the food.

One more time for the dumbasses in the audience tonight- potluck food rarely varies by geographical region.

If you want clams, go to a clam bake, dumbasses.
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: steve dave on December 08, 2009, 10:14:15 AM: Lots of dumb f^cks pissing me off in this thread. One thing I know about mother f^cking pot lucks is that there is usually always salads of various potato and macaroni form that have way too much relish in them. I will fight most of you in real life. :mad:
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: Rick Daris on December 08, 2009, 10:18:45 AM: Quote from: pissclams on December 08, 2009, 10:09:06 AM
Wrong again dumbass, people that participate in potlucks don't want to spend time or money or effort on the food.

One more time for the dumbasses in the audience tonight- potluck food rarely varies by geographical region.

If you want clams, go to a clam bake, dumbasses.

you've never even left the plaza. :lol:

"gap potlucks are just the same as anne taylor potlucks" -pissclams
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: Chingon on December 08, 2009, 10:19:49 AM: F^cking crackers...this thread should be retitled "What gross garbage food do white people like to eat when they get together to discuss hockey, NASCAR, and the latest Hallmark specials."

Don't forget the ranch dressing you nasty bastards.
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: pissclams on December 08, 2009, 10:31:44 AM: Wow if you pieces of sh*t want to discuss the finer points of garbage assed food, well be my f*cking guests, dumbasses.

Also to Rick "Douchebag" Daris- what's better, the potluck from Tanks or the Chinese Chef potluck? Perhaps you would enjoy a Rocky Ford potluck? Jackass.
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: Pete on December 08, 2009, 10:33:02 AM: GTFOOMF each and every one of you.

Raise your hand if your parents were active members of a Lutheran Church in Topeka freaking Kansas, and drug you to over a bagillion of these &@#%ing events.....Guess what, I'm the only guy with his hand raised. I might as well have been &@#%ing born at Lake Wobegon.

Watching you needle dicks hmmmm and haaaaa about this is excruciating, and a bit insulting to my people's culture. :angry:
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: chum1 on December 08, 2009, 10:58:18 AM: Not from the Midwest region, but this shows how glamorous people love potlucks, too.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OAh4Xl94vrU/R09Hdh_jptI/AAAAAAAABtc/wa5tDygAiC4/s400/Park+Avenue+Potluck.jpg)

(http://guestofaguest.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/10_6339247829841437505431266_58_hleeds_102909_122.jpg)
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: michigancat on December 08, 2009, 10:59:19 AM: this thread took a fantastic turn, all because of pissclams's elitest east coast jackassery.
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: Pete on December 08, 2009, 11:18:57 AM: You know what really burns my ass? Calling these things "Covered dish suppers." Go &@#% yourself! :forked:
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: HubrisVonWhiskers on December 08, 2009, 11:58:54 AM: Quote from: steve dave on December 08, 2009, 09:18:35 AM
btw. everything that I have posted is disgusting and why I hated church functions as a child

so dam true. Chicken noodle soups. F U old people and your supermegawide-ass noodles that could function as rope. And no, the recipe for Jello does not call for any goddam vegetables. I didn't put brussel sprouts and celery in my snickerdoodles you holes.
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: pissclams on December 08, 2009, 11:59:11 AM: Quote from: Rick Daris on December 08, 2009, 10:07:33 AM
Quote from: pissclams on December 08, 2009, 09:46:58 AM
These things are typical to potlucks in general, regardless of geographic region. There is a pot, if you're lucky it has something good in it. Rarely it does.

You guys are complete idiots and don't know crap about potlucks.

who does know crap about them? you? chad rogers? very doubtful here. maybe you and starlet can go run around outside together for a little while so the adults can have a conversation.

hey look everyone, it's General Asstard #1. can you stay on topic? no? cf0506? :lol: :lol: sad really...

:rolleyes:
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: chum1 on December 08, 2009, 12:45:27 PM: (http://www.janetcharltonshollywood.com/images/2009/10/spl134619_001_chad.jpg)
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: Fledermaus on December 08, 2009, 01:28:23 PM: I've been around the pot-lucking basements of this nation quite a bit, and based on my extensive research and statistical analysis, the midwest clearly has a strong lean towards godawful dishes that have "cream-of-" soups as main ingredients... nacho and other 'mexican' dishes, cassaroles, or 'chinese' food.
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: pissclams on December 08, 2009, 01:33:10 PM: Dumbass
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: Buddha_Cat on December 08, 2009, 01:37:31 PM: :drool:
(http://www.southcountydems.com/images/graphic_potluck-dinner.png)
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: Rick Daris on December 08, 2009, 01:46:41 PM: just got off the phone w/ old college friend who lives in boston. he got invited to a work xmas potluck and wants to know whether he should bring clam chowder or crab cakes. told him to bring green bean caserole. his response "jesus christ man, i don't live in the midwest anymore." take if fwiw folks.
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: jmlynch1 on December 08, 2009, 04:14:10 PM: Quote from: Pete on December 08, 2009, 10:33:02 AM
GTFOOMF each and every one of you.

Raise your hand if your parents were active members of a Lutheran Church in Topeka freaking Kansas, and drug you to over a bagillion of these fracking events.....Guess what, I'm the only guy with his hand raised. I might as well have been fracking born at Lake Wobegon.

Watching you needle dicks hmmmm and haaaaa about this is excruciating, and a bit insulting to my people's culture. :angry:
You know who likes his pot luck dinner?
Troy Aikman the Super Bowl winner!
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: cireksu on December 08, 2009, 04:39:32 PM: lil smokies
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: Thin Blue Line on December 08, 2009, 11:46:23 PM: It's 11:45 pm, and you mother &@#%ers are making me hungry. :curse:
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: sys on December 08, 2009, 11:56:26 PM: everytime i see americans eating anything, i'm always thinking "where the &@#%'s the wine you idiot tards".
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: Winters on December 09, 2009, 12:00:01 AM: Quote from: Thin Blue Line on December 08, 2009, 11:46:23 PM
It's 11:45 pm, and you mother frackers are making me hungry. :curse:
This guy is eating funyuns!
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: waks on December 09, 2009, 12:33:56 AM: Quote from: jmlynch1 on December 08, 2009, 04:14:10 PM
Quote from: Pete on December 08, 2009, 10:33:02 AM
GTFOOMF each and every one of you.

Raise your hand if your parents were active members of a Lutheran Church in Topeka freaking Kansas, and drug you to over a bagillion of these fracking events.....Guess what, I'm the only guy with his hand raised. I might as well have been fracking born at Lake Wobegon.

Watching you needle dicks hmmmm and haaaaa about this is excruciating, and a bit insulting to my people's culture. :angry:
You know who likes his pot luck dinner?
Troy Aikman the Super Bowl winner!
:jerkoff:
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: cyclist on December 09, 2009, 07:32:03 AM: Quote from: cireksu on December 08, 2009, 04:39:32 PM
lil smokies

True dat !

Lil Smokies are a true potluck delicacy...

:lick: :lick: :lick: :lick:
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: willie83 on December 09, 2009, 01:02:07 PM: Quote from: cyclist on December 09, 2009, 07:32:03 AM
Quote from: cireksu on December 08, 2009, 04:39:32 PM
lil smokies

True dat !

Lil Smokies are a true potluck delicacy...

:lick: :lick: :lick: :lick:

I them saute them in barbecue sauce for a gourmet style potluck. Serve with Ritz crackers.
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: cireksu on December 09, 2009, 07:09:32 PM: pigs in blanket
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: slucat on December 10, 2009, 10:48:43 AM: Hailing from the EC, there is a difference and, Piss you know better...
we have covered dish suppers, and we have them much less frequently. Fewer jello molds, lil' smokies (I don't think I'd had one until I moved out here), and a lot of other gross stuff is left out back east.
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: steve dave on December 10, 2009, 12:21:16 PM: Quote from: slucat on December 10, 2009, 10:48:43 AM
Hailing from the EC, there is a difference and, Piss you know better...
we have covered dish suppers, and we have them much less frequently. Fewer jello molds, lil' smokies (I don't think I'd had one until I moved out here), and a lot of other gross stuff is left out back east.

OHHHHHHHHHHHH! EAST COAST POTLUCK OFF! :eek:
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: pissclams on December 10, 2009, 03:01:25 PM: Quote from: slucat on December 10, 2009, 10:48:43 AM
Hailing from the EC, there is a difference and, Piss you know better...
we have covered dish suppers, and we have them much less frequently. Fewer jello molds, lil' smokies (I don't think I'd had one until I moved out here), and a lot of other gross stuff is left out back east.

you're a fracking idiot.
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: BeaumontCat1% on December 10, 2009, 03:04:04 PM: Never been to an east coast pot-luck, but I just attended a pot luck in Texas. Only difference from a Kansas pot luck was: tamales instead of fried chicken, and instead of regular crappy mid-west iced tea, there was sweet tea, which is even more disgusting. Also a few cajun-type dishes, which I never experienced at a Kansas pot luck. I went strictly with items that appeared to be store-bought. I don't trust the hygiene of most of these people (applies to people attending ANY pot luck, regardless of location) so not a chance I am eating something that came from their kitchen.
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: pissclams on December 10, 2009, 03:10:31 PM: Quote from: steve dave on December 10, 2009, 12:21:16 PM
Quote from: slucat on December 10, 2009, 10:48:43 AM
Hailing from the EC, there is a difference and, Piss you know better...
we have covered dish suppers, and we have them much less frequently. Fewer jello molds, lil' smokies (I don't think I'd had one until I moved out here), and a lot of other gross stuff is left out back east.

OHHHHHHHHHHHH! EAST COAST POTLUCK OFF! :eek:
big fracking idiot.
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: chum1 on December 10, 2009, 03:20:11 PM: Quote from: pissclams on December 10, 2009, 03:01:25 PM
Quote from: slucat on December 10, 2009, 10:48:43 AM
Hailing from the EC, there is a difference and, Piss you know better...
we have covered dish suppers, and we have them much less frequently. Fewer jello molds, lil' smokies (I don't think I'd had one until I moved out here), and a lot of other gross stuff is left out back east.

you're a fracking idiot.

Thread title change.
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: slucat on December 10, 2009, 10:01:15 PM: Quote from: pissclams on December 10, 2009, 03:10:31 PM
Quote from: steve dave on December 10, 2009, 12:21:16 PM
Quote from: slucat on December 10, 2009, 10:48:43 AM
Hailing from the EC, there is a difference and, Piss you know better...
we have covered dish suppers, and we have them much less frequently. Fewer jello molds, lil' smokies (I don't think I'd had one until I moved out here), and a lot of other gross stuff is left out back east.

OHHHHHHHHHHHH! EAST COAST POTLUCK OFF! :eek:
big fracking idiot.

testy :nono:
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare (and pw3nnage of that pissclams dumbass)
Post by: pissclams on December 10, 2009, 10:49:11 PM: potluck n00bs everywhere, LMFAO :rofl:
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on December 10, 2009, 11:53:47 PM: Quote from: slucat on December 10, 2009, 10:48:43 AM
Hailing from the EC, there is a difference and, Piss you know better...
we have covered dish suppers, and we have them much less frequently. Fewer jello molds, lil' smokies (I don't think I'd had one until I moved out here), and a lot of other gross stuff is left out back east.

If you aren't EC from Mass, than your aren't real EC. Pop Quiz: What is the favorite jello in Nattick, MA?
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: willie83 on December 11, 2009, 09:11:01 AM: Quote from: LimestoneOutcropping on December 10, 2009, 11:53:47 PM
Quote from: slucat on December 10, 2009, 10:48:43 AM
Hailing from the EC, there is a difference and, Piss you know better...
we have covered dish suppers, and we have them much less frequently. Fewer jello molds, lil' smokies (I don't think I'd had one until I moved out here), and a lot of other gross stuff is left out back east.

If you aren't EC from Mass, than your aren't real EC. Pop Quiz: What is the favorite jello in Nattick, MA?

easy, Jello shots. :pirate_grrr:
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: slucat on December 11, 2009, 09:58:08 AM: Quote from: LimestoneOutcropping on December 10, 2009, 11:53:47 PM
Quote from: slucat on December 10, 2009, 10:48:43 AM
Hailing from the EC, there is a difference and, Piss you know better...
we have covered dish suppers, and we have them much less frequently. Fewer jello molds, lil' smokies (I don't think I'd had one until I moved out here), and a lot of other gross stuff is left out back east.

If you aren't EC from Mass, than your aren't real EC. Pop Quiz: What is the favorite jello in Nattick, MA?

I guess I'm not real EC then. :'(
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare
Post by: pissclams on December 11, 2009, 02:36:41 PM: Quote from: slucat on December 11, 2009, 09:58:08 AM
Quote from: LimestoneOutcropping on December 10, 2009, 11:53:47 PM
Quote from: slucat on December 10, 2009, 10:48:43 AM
Hailing from the EC, there is a difference and, Piss you know better...
we have covered dish suppers, and we have them much less frequently. Fewer jello molds, lil' smokies (I don't think I'd had one until I moved out here), and a lot of other gross stuff is left out back east.

If you aren't EC from Mass, than your aren't real EC. Pop Quiz: What is the favorite jello in Nattick, MA?

I guess I'm not real EC then. :'(
don't worry slu, LSOC is not EC. unless to be EC you have to have spent a couple years shlubbin law school text books around with other rich kids in the boston suburbs in between doing "irish car bombs" and listening to old beatles albums. :lol: :lol: :lol: sad really :lol:
Title: Re: Midwest potluck fare (and pw3nnage of that pissclams dumbass)
Post by: The42Yardstick on December 11, 2009, 03:03:51 PM: Coming from the south/southeast I'm pretty sure that we all just kind laugh at our elite foodiness and thumb our nose at you "flyover" ppls. WARM UP THE TRACTOR, YALL :Carl: :Carl: :Carl: :Carl: