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Sports => Snyder's Electronic Cyber Space World => Topic started by: Suh4Heisman on December 02, 2009, 10:14:50 PM
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Does anyone still put tinsel on their tree? It makes such a mess. :yuck:
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Once again, an example of how Cornhole is a shadow of its former self.
The definition of a "far superior" Cornhole team is 9-3, and beating K-State 17-3.
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Bowl Game.
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:popcorn: while watching nub embarass itself on national television
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D) None of the above
Plans are to screw your mom, sister and your wife when your at your bowl game. Have fun, I know your family will!
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Mom, sister, then wife. I see you are starting with the skinny one and working to the fat one. Good decision.
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nubb will not score a point... they will be humiliated in front of millions. Oh, congrats on winning the worst division in the country. :thumbsup:
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Once again, an example of how Cornhole is a shadow of its former self.
The definition of a "far superior" Cornhole team is 9-3, and beating K-State 17-3.
Last coach to go 9-3 at nubb land got fired now it is restoring the order. :rofl:
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Watching far superior teams like Nebraska play in bowl games while a tear silently makes its way down your cheek
well, pretty accurate. :-[
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(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/156019/bberringer400.jpg)
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Here are the Holiday Rules:
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet
table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see
carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum
balls.
2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt
scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch.
You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who
cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're
going to turn into an eggnog-aholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy
it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's
Christmas!
3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of
gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of
your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.
4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or
whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports
car with an automatic transmission.
5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control
your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat
other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?
6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's.
You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is
the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet
table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.
7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like
frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position
yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before
becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of
shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.
8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each.
Or, if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin.
Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert?
Labor Day?
9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the
mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have
some standards.
10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party
or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Reread
tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner.
Remember this motto to live by:
'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of
arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to
skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, totally
worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!'
:eggnog:
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we all know only "far superior teams" get bowl invites. LOL.
Actually, Husker football is entertaining. I like watching the Pelini's scream at each other, the refs, their players, spit streaming out of their mouths, smacking gum, generally embarassing the frack out of the entire conference while simultaneously being completely clueless on the offensive side. It is an AWESOME recruiting tool for the other 11 schools in the league. Plus, I just cannot get enough Musberger masterbating over the "Boy named Suh".
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we all know only "far superior teams" get bowl invites. LOL.
Actually, Husker football is entertaining. I like watching the Pelini's scream at each other, the refs, their players, spit streaming out of their mouths, smacking gum, generally embarassing the frack out of the entire conference while simultaneously being completely clueless on the offensive side. It is an AWESOME recruiting tool for the other 11 schools in the league. Plus, I just cannot get enough Musberger masterbating over the "Boy named Suh".
Agreed 100% :thumbsup:
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(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/156019/bberringer400.jpg)
That statue probably raped that little girl too...
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(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/156019/bberringer400.jpg)
That statue probably raped that little girl too...
Nah, that statue isn't of Christian Peter