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Sports => The Good, The Bad, and the "Meh" => Topic started by: WillieWannabe on November 27, 2009, 01:59:37 PM
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http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4693657
Get Better Honorary EMAW.
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There's a whole lot more to this story, I would think. :confused:
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There's a whole lot more to this story, I would think. :confused:
What do you mean?
:cheers: :barman: :drink: :Driving: :coplights: crap hitting fan :flashphotog: :jail: :dive:
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There's a whole lot more to this story, I would think. :confused:
What do you mean?
:cheers: :barman: :drink: :Driving: :coplights: crap hitting fan :flashphotog: :jail: :dive:
News just said alcohol was not involved. Still a very odd situation.
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There's a whole lot more to this story, I would think. :confused:
What do you mean?
:cheers: :barman: :drink: :Driving: :coplights: crap hitting fan :flashphotog: :jail: :dive:
News just said alcohol was not involved. Still a very odd situation.
No alcohol, just 'ludes, roofies, and 8 balls.
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There's a whole lot more to this story, I would think. :confused:
What do you mean?
:cheers: :barman: :drink: :Driving: :coplights: crap hitting fan :flashphotog: :jail: :dive:
News just said alcohol was not involved. Still a very odd situation.
No alcohol, just 'ludes, roofies, and 8 balls.
That's the spirt!
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This is very strange. It says that alcohol wasn't involved and it gives no indication that there was anyone else involved so why would there be charges pending? To me it almost sounded like something was wrong with the car.
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There's a whole lot more to this story, I would think. :confused:
What do you mean?
:cheers: :barman: :drink: :Driving: :coplights: crap hitting fan :flashphotog: :jail: :dive:
News just said alcohol was not involved. Still a very odd situation.
I hope you pull me over some time. :woot:
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CBS just reported that he's out of the hospital so that's good news
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There's a whole lot more to this story, I would think. :confused:
What do you mean?
:cheers: :barman: :drink: :Driving: :coplights: crap hitting fan :flashphotog: :jail: :dive:
News just said alcohol was not involved. Still a very odd situation.
I hope you pull me over some time. :woot:
I suppose that could be arranged. ;)
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"charges pending" is procedural for 2 AM crashes in Florida i guess. Whoever told the media it was "serious" should be shot. Only facial injuries according to his spokesperson.
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he sucks
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Heard he was wabashing and lost control.
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jfc... his wife was beating the shizz out of him and he was trying to bounce out, but being disoriented, he crashes. The time is awfully odd, she "broke the back window with an iron" to "save him", and he had cuts on his face... :billypopcorn:
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There's a whole lot more to this story, I would think. :confused:
What do you mean?
:cheers: :barman: :drink: :Driving: :coplights: crap hitting fan :flashphotog: :jail: :dive:
News just said alcohol was not involved. Still a very odd situation.
I hope you pull me over some time. :woot:
I suppose that could be arranged. ;)
OT: I could see TBL pulling someone over saying "Sir please stand outside your car" then TBL beating this person up until they cry.
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There's a whole lot more to this story, I would think. :confused:
What do you mean?
:cheers: :barman: :drink: :Driving: :coplights: crap hitting fan :flashphotog: :jail: :dive:
News just said alcohol was not involved. Still a very odd situation.
I hope you pull me over some time. :woot:
I suppose that could be arranged. ;)
OT: I could see TBL pulling someone over saying "Sir please stand outside your car" then TBL beating this person up until they cry.
:blindfold:
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Cuts on his face are from his wife beating him. Natl Enquirer said he was with some hussie in Australia.
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Tiger has a liking for plastic hoes:
(http://www.blackbookmag.com/ee/images/uploads2/rachel-uchitel-prime-movers.jpg)
(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/122034/RACHEL-UCHITEL-PHOTOS.jpg)
(http://www.nationalenquirer.com/images/ne/209865/65596.jpg)
SRSLY to destroy your rep forever I'd hope you were getting something better than a tranny.
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She has denied any relationship fwiw
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That just means she's still trying to negotiate between Tiger's people and the networks who want an interview.
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He is doing a pretty good job of punking the cops.
Lame cops: "Meet us to give a statement."
TW: "GFY"
LC: "yessir"
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He is doing a pretty good job of punking the cops.
Lame cops: "Meet us to give a statement."
TW: "GFY"
LC: "yessir"
He's like Big Ern...above the law.
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That's why medical records, including all photos taken by the ER, get subpoenaed. 8-)
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That's why medical records, including all photos taken by the ER, get subpoenaed. 8-)
May not be any photos. Not part of a standard intake...unless they thought they were inflicted by a domestic. And in this case everyone lied so hospital staff may not have known.
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That's why medical records, including all photos taken by the ER, get subpoenaed. 8-)
May not be any photos. Not part of a standard intake...unless they thought they were inflicted by a domestic. And in this case everyone lied so hospital staff may not have known.
May not be photos, but there are normally fairly detailed notes and diagrams done.
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That's why medical records, including all photos taken by the ER, get subpoenaed. 8-)
May not be any photos. Not part of a standard intake...unless they thought they were inflicted by a domestic. And in this case everyone lied so hospital staff may not have known.
May not be photos, but there are normally fairly detailed notes and diagrams done.
Probably be denied.
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That's why medical records, including all photos taken by the ER, get subpoenaed. 8-)
May not be any photos. Not part of a standard intake...unless they thought they were inflicted by a domestic. And in this case everyone lied so hospital staff may not have known.
May not be photos, but there are normally fairly detailed notes and diagrams done.
Probably be denied.
That's when the Po[Po's have fun with the hospital's Information Systems people, by asking them if they like getting auto insurance info on all of those traffic accidents that get brought in. It usually causes a change in attitude. ;)
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That's why medical records, including all photos taken by the ER, get subpoenaed. 8-)
May not be any photos. Not part of a standard intake...unless they thought they were inflicted by a domestic. And in this case everyone lied so hospital staff may not have known.
May not be photos, but there are normally fairly detailed notes and diagrams done.
Probably be denied.
That's when the Po[Po's have fun with the hospital's Information Systems people, by asking them if they like getting auto insurance info on all of those traffic accidents that get brought in. It usually causes a change in attitude. ;)
I just meant Tiger will deny any cuts on his face were from his wife. Will say from the crash. He is a pretty powerful guy, they will have a tough time calling him a liar.
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Their cops, if they're in any way honest, will arrest her if there is PC. But, maybe they have outstanding bills that he can pay for them. Just saying.
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Anyone else find it out that they're saying she broke out the back window with a golf club to rescue him? He was driving an escalade seems odd to break out the back window to get the driver out out of an escalade. Also seems odd that in an accident this minior it was neccessary to break out the back window to get him out.
I'm thinking he was drving off and she chased after him with a golf club and broke out the back window. That is probably what caused him to swerve and hit the fire hydrant or whatever it was.
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Anyone else find it out that they're saying she broke out the back window with a golf club to rescue him? He was driving an escalade seems odd to break out the back window to get the driver out out of an escalade. Also seems odd that in an accident this minior it was neccessary to break out the back window to get him out.
I'm thinking he was drving off and she chased after him with a golf club and broke out the back window. That is probably what caused him to swerve and hit the fire hydrant or whatever it was.
This ^^^^
How many people do you know that hear a car wreck and their first thought is "gotta grab a 7 iron in case anyones trapped"? None, that's how many. Bitch went on attack with her claws, when he bailed for the safety of the streets she chased him down with a golf club (perfect instrument for the occasion and cannot claim insanity IMO now) with intent of smashing his skull but his reactions were just quick enough in overcoming the downers she'd slipped him earlier. Can't imagine what would have happened to poor tiger had he not felt the oncoming narcotic and she'd have had her way. Very Jacky Treehorn of her.
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Anyone else find it out that they're saying she broke out the back window with a golf club to rescue him? He was driving an escalade seems odd to break out the back window to get the driver out out of an escalade. Also seems odd that in an accident this minior it was neccessary to break out the back window to get him out.
I'm thinking he was drving off and she chased after him with a golf club and broke out the back window. That is probably what caused him to swerve and hit the fire hydrant or whatever it was.
This ^^^^
How many people do you know that hear a car wreck and their first thought is "gotta grab a 7 iron in case anyones trapped"? None, that's how many. Bitch went on attack with her claws, when he bailed for the safety of the streets she chased him down with a golf club (perfect instrument for the occasion and cannot claim insanity IMO now) with intent of smashing his skull but his reactions were just quick enough in overcoming the downers she'd slipped him earlier. Can't imagine what would have happened to poor tiger had he not felt the oncoming narcotic and she'd have had her way. Very Jacky Treehorn of her.
Funny that she used his weapon of choice against him. Bet Tiger has thousands of clubs sitting all around his house.
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Anyone else find it out that they're saying she broke out the back window with a golf club to rescue him? He was driving an escalade seems odd to break out the back window to get the driver out out of an escalade. Also seems odd that in an accident this minior it was neccessary to break out the back window to get him out.
I'm thinking he was drving off and she chased after him with a golf club and broke out the back window. That is probably what caused him to swerve and hit the fire hydrant or whatever it was.
This ^^^^
How many people do you know that hear a car wreck and their first thought is "gotta grab a 7 iron in case anyones trapped"? None, that's how many. Bitch went on attack with her claws, when he bailed for the safety of the streets she chased him down with a golf club (perfect instrument for the occasion and cannot claim insanity IMO now) with intent of smashing his skull but his reactions were just quick enough in overcoming the downers she'd slipped him earlier. Can't imagine what would have happened to poor tiger had he not felt the oncoming narcotic and she'd have had her way. Very Jacky Treehorn of her.
Funny that she used his weapon of choice against him. Bet Tiger has thousands of clubs sitting all around his house.
Good thing he isn't a proffessional trap shooter.
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Anyone else find it out that they're saying she broke out the back window with a golf club to rescue him? He was driving an escalade seems odd to break out the back window to get the driver out out of an escalade. Also seems odd that in an accident this minior it was neccessary to break out the back window to get him out.
I'm thinking he was drving off and she chased after him with a golf club and broke out the back window. That is probably what caused him to swerve and hit the fire hydrant or whatever it was.
This ^^^^
How many people do you know that hear a car wreck and their first thought is "gotta grab a 7 iron in case anyones trapped"? None, that's how many. Bitch went on attack with her claws, when he bailed for the safety of the streets she chased him down with a golf club (perfect instrument for the occasion and cannot claim insanity IMO now) with intent of smashing his skull but his reactions were just quick enough in overcoming the downers she'd slipped him earlier. Can't imagine what would have happened to poor tiger had he not felt the oncoming narcotic and she'd have had her way. Very Jacky Treehorn of her.
Funny that she used his weapon of choice against him. Bet Tiger has thousands of clubs sitting all around his house.
Good thing he isn't a proffessional trap shooter.
Or a porn star.
:ohno: :runaway: :eek:
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Leaked security camera video from Tiger's home:
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h281/NC_Tigah/SoonerFans/TigerBeatenLikeABabySeal.gif)
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I love how all of the Tiger fans are trying to protect him and say that none of this had to do with cheating on his wife, etc. :rolleyes:
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I love how all of the Tiger fans are trying to protect him and say that none of this had to do with cheating on his wife, etc. :rolleyes:
Whats even better/more absurd is that many of them are saying he prolly took Ambien and was sleep walking. I guess technically that is a possibility, since that is a major side effect of Amb, but very unlikely and lol'able.
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(http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2009/12/01/news/photos_stories/cropped/rachel_uchitel--300x450.jpg)(http://www.stevefu.net/hostedstuff/mine/pics/Hit_it_Again_5.jpg)
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Here comes the water fall. Tiger been tapping others....
http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/01/tiger-woods-us-weekly-jaimee-grubbs-affair-elin-nordegren-voicemail/
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE)
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http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?slug=ap-tigerwoods&prov=ap&type=lgns
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Sad stuff. Hope it's not true about tigs.
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Sad stuff. Hope it's not true about tigs.
Same here. Can't hate the guy. I'll still love him either way.
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always kind of rooted against him because i wanted to see someone else win. still siding with tiger on this though. that jaimee girl seems like an attention-seeking skank, though i'm sure he's been fooling around with other women. he has supposedly the greatest mental game in the world, his first tourney back is going to be quite testing. still feel like he is going to shoot 67 and shut everyone up, because he is tiger f-ing woods.
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How did this go from simple traffic accident to all of this?
:dunno:
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http://sports.yahoo.com/top/news;_ylt=AljSidYgtSXdf6aHjRMeaXU5nYcB?slug=txtigerwoods&prov=st&type=lgns
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not cool tiger.
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Yeah, just heard his voice mail... Pretty pathetic sounding.
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(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q213/oldpro8802/TigerFamilyPicture.jpg)
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Wow, Mr. Woods. I will forever be rooting against your cheating ass...
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/hear-tiger-panic-to-mistress-my-wife-may-be-calling-you-2009212
Pathetic. :nono:
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In the most critical comment from a player, Jesper Parnevik said he owed Nordegren an apology for introducing her to Woods. She once worked as a nanny for the Parnevik family.
“We probably thought he was a better guy than he is,” Parnevik told The Golf Channel from West Palm Beach, Fla., where he is in the final stage of PGA Tour qualifying.
:-X
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Ever heard of Jesper Parnevik before today? Actually I've heard the name but I'm not sure if I could point him out to you.
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Ever heard of Jesper Parnevik before today? Actually I've heard the name but I'm not sure if I could point him out to you.
You'd remember him if you saw him. Like many of the Swedish golfers he's a goofy dude.
(http://marketingcausaefecto.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/full_parnevik_1.jpg)(http://www.virginmedia.com/images/parnevik.jpg)
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Ever heard of Jesper Parnevik before today? Actually I've heard the name but I'm not sure if I could point him out to you.
You must not be a golfer, then. :confused:
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pretty telling about tiger though, if there wasn't any other instances (not just f-cking around with random girls), jesper would probably support him somewhat. i guess tiger is a pos?
still love u tiger. stay strong. he's got some emaw ties.
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http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/10464562
Interesting take by Whitlock...
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Fave summary of Tiger saga?
Can't decide between two finalists:
1) Tiger was trying to find a new grip on his putter.
2) Tiger was tired of playing the home course.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEkomaBTppY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEkomaBTppY)
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Game
http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html
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What did tiger an his wife go on thanksgiving?
They went Clubbing!
Whats the difference between a cadillac escalade and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 feet without hitting a tree!
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Tigers agent has announced that he will be changing his nickname to "Cheetah" or "Lion"....
What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?.... They’re both in danger of being clubbed by Norwegians!
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree..... He couldn’t decide between the iron or the wood.
Did you hear that he inspired a new kung Fu movie to be released?..... “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.”
What kind of club did Elin swing at Tiger?..... Looks like it was a bitchng wedge.
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The thing I don't get is Tiger's wife is way hotter than either of the sluts that have surfaced in connection to him. I would find it incredibly hard to cheat on a gorgeous Norwegian blond with that slutty trash.
Looks like Elin sweetened her deal in the prenup. http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/zwecker/1916410,zwecker-tiger-woods-marriage-elin-prenup-120209.article
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The thing I don't get is Tiger's wife is way hotter than either of the sluts that have surfaced in connection to him. I would find it incredibly hard to cheat on a gorgeous Norwegian blond with that slutty trash.
Grass is always greener bro. If nobody ever cheated with anyone less attractive than their current wife there would be a whole lot less cheating.
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Earl Woods just rolled over in his sunset cometary grave.
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Earl Woods just rolled over in his sunset cometary grave.
lol
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http://ow.ly/J161
:eek:
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http://ow.ly/J161
:eek:
i think Tiger just needs to come out and say how many chicks he banged. There will be going to be too many chicks coming out of the woodwork now. Who knows who is telling the truth or not.
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http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2009/12/09/tiger-woods-dirty-text-messages-jaimee-grubbss/?test=faces
dirty, dirty man
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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?
Santa stops after three HO's.
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A coworker reminded me of this fact yesterday (not sure how I could have forgotten it in the first place) that Elin has a twin sister. A hot blonde Swedish twin sister. :fatty:
Tiger, for the love of all that is holy, please tell me you were able to hook that up. Because if you were the meat in that sister sandwich, that pretty much makes all your green jackets pale in comparison. In fact when it seems like the world is coming down on you like it is now, just close your eyes and replay that night buddy, and everything will be just fine
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(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d102/witarheel/TigerAdd.jpg)
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Taking a leave of absence to "Spend more time with his family."
Do you think a guy who &@#%s around that much can just go cold-turkey?
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Taking a leave of absence to "Spend more time with his family."
Do you think a guy who fracks around that much can just go cold-turkey?
I think if he has ANY chance of saving his marriage he has to.
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Don't know how you could stay with somebody that has cheated on you over 1,000 times. And he would keep on going if he wasn't caught, he still tried to cover it up when he was caught...
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Don't know how you could stay with somebody that has cheated on you over 1,000 times. And he would keep on going if he wasn't caught, he still tried to cover it up when he was caught...
ye$. Good que$tion. What is $he thinking?
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Don't know how you could stay with somebody that has cheated on you over 1,000 times. And he would keep on going if he wasn't caught, he still tried to cover it up when he was caught...
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2009/12/16/elin-nordegren-moving-out-tiger-woods/?test=faces
guess she couldn't...
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As you all know Tiger's agent is Mark Steinberg. I have a Member who lives 10 houses down from Tiger in Isleworth. My Member plays golf with and is a good friend of an IMG insider who got the following information directly from Steinberg and related it to me. I was told that the following is up to date as of yesterday.
On Thanksgiving Day, after he and Elin and the family had Turkey Dinner, Tiger spent the rest of the afternoon on the couch watching football and texting Rachel. After he received and sent text message back and forth to Rachel, he would clear his message box to destroy the evidence. At some point during the afternoon texting session, one of Tiger's Orlando buds called him to see if he wanted to get together at the Clubhouse to play poker with the guys. Tiger agreed and left the house around 7:30 to go play poker. He left behind his cell phone....and one message he had forgot to delete from Rachel.
When Tiger returned home around 11:30 -12 that night, Elin confronted him about the text message she had found on his phone. A heated discussion ensued. According to what I was told, there was more "incriminating evidence" than just the text message (i.e. photos). Tiger told Elin that she was reading too much in to it, and that she did not know the whole story. Tiger went upstairs to change into his gym shorts and t-shirt, came back downstairs were Elin confronted him, again. Tiger gave her the same story as before and sat down in a chair in the living room.
Elin sat across from him. She urged Tiger to just come clean. Tiger stuck to his story and denied everything. At one point Tiger turned away to look at the TV, and as he turned back, Elin, enraged, hit him on the right side of the face with the head of a 9 - iron. When she struck Tiger, she put a huge gash in the right side of his face next to his nose (causing his nose to bruise some), virtually knocked out two of his upper teeth, and broke the bone on the upper right side.
Tiger, scared as hell, ran down the hallway, out of the house to the garage (explaining why he had on no shoes) followed by Elin swinging the golf club. Tiger hopped into the Escalade and tried to leave. As we know Elin knocked out the windows in the Escalade in the process as well as doing considerable damage in the hallway.
When Tiger crashed, Elin panicked and was not sure what to tell the police (which is why there are two conflicting stories from her). When this happened, Elin immediately called Mark Steinberg to tell him what happened, and Mark told Elin to tell him what hospital they were going to, and he would meet them there.
If you remember FHP kept showing up at Isleworth to talk to Tiger, and was told by another FL attorney, hired by Tiger for PR reasons, that Tiger was not ready to talk. This is why.
As amazing as it may seem, Tiger was in Phoenix. Tiger was originally transported to the hospital in Orlando with Elin in the ambulance where they were met by Mr. Steinberg. Tiger was taken in for X-Rays, etc. to assess the damage. The doctors told Steinberg there was not much they coukd do to repair the teeth and the gash, but did know a cosmetic dentist and plastic surgeon in Phoenix who could make Tiger look as if nothing happened. Tiger told Steinberg to get the jet ready and he and Steinberg flew to Phoenix to see the surgeon. The resulting procedures were more intense than what everyone had expected which meant Tiger was in PHX longer than expected. Tiger and Steinberg did not arrive back in Orlando until either late last Wednesday night or early Thursday morning.
Since arriving back in Orlando, Tiger and Elin have been in intense marriage conseling sessions (up to 6 to 7 hours a day) every day! Both Tiger and Elin have told the counselors they love each other, and want to make the marriage work. The reports you are reading on TMZ and RadarOnline are about 30% accurate at best according to Mark.
Tiger has not returned to his house at Isleworth since the day of the accident except for the therapy sessions. IMG has enlisted the assistance of one of its most recognized sports figures, and Tiger has taken up residence in his neighborhood - Bay Hill. Because of the high regard in which Tiger holds him and based on his public persona when he was at the height of his game, the person IMG contacted was Arnold Palmer. He has agreed to intervene with Tiger. IMG is convinced that if anyone can get through to Tiger, Mr. Palmer may be the only person who can.
As to other rumors, my source claims that the moving trucks being shown on TMZ and RadarOnline are moving out pictures and furniture which was damaged during their Thanksgiving Day argument - not because of Elin moving out. Yes, Elin has retained a divorce attorney, but has not filed any papers. As of yesterday, she had no intention on doing so.
Tiger has not made any public appearances or statements due to the surgery and plastic surgery he had in PHX. It will be about another month if not more before he gets in front of a camera. Yes, Tiger is hitting golf balls late at night at Bay Hill out of their teaching center (which is equipped with lights). In regards to Tiger's boat being in Palm Beach this week, along with Rachel; that part is true. However, Tiger is not on the boat, is not in Palm Beach, and Rachel is not on the boat. Her parents live 6 blocks from where the boat is, but that is it.
That is as up to date as I have........
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(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h227/trhodes13/TIAGRA.jpg)