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Title: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: WillieWannabe on November 27, 2009, 01:59:37 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4693657

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Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: Thin Blue Line on November 27, 2009, 02:04:17 PM
There's a whole lot more to this story, I would think.  :confused:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: stormnut on November 27, 2009, 02:06:58 PM
There's a whole lot more to this story, I would think.  :confused:

What do you mean?

 :cheers: :barman: :drink: :Driving: :coplights: crap hitting fan :flashphotog: :jail: :dive:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: Thin Blue Line on November 27, 2009, 02:09:52 PM
There's a whole lot more to this story, I would think.  :confused:

What do you mean?

 :cheers: :barman: :drink: :Driving: :coplights: crap hitting fan :flashphotog: :jail: :dive:

News just said alcohol was not involved. Still a very odd situation.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: jeffy on November 27, 2009, 02:13:05 PM
There's a whole lot more to this story, I would think.  :confused:

What do you mean?

 :cheers: :barman: :drink: :Driving: :coplights: crap hitting fan :flashphotog: :jail: :dive:

News just said alcohol was not involved. Still a very odd situation.

No alcohol, just 'ludes, roofies, and 8 balls.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: Thin Blue Line on November 27, 2009, 02:13:34 PM
There's a whole lot more to this story, I would think.  :confused:

What do you mean?

 :cheers: :barman: :drink: :Driving: :coplights: crap hitting fan :flashphotog: :jail: :dive:

News just said alcohol was not involved. Still a very odd situation.

No alcohol, just 'ludes, roofies, and 8 balls.

That's the spirt!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: catsfan20052006 on November 27, 2009, 02:17:36 PM
This is very strange. It says that alcohol wasn't involved and it gives no indication that there was anyone else involved so why would there be charges pending? To me it almost sounded like something was wrong with the car.

Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: stormnut on November 27, 2009, 02:20:12 PM
There's a whole lot more to this story, I would think.  :confused:

What do you mean?

 :cheers: :barman: :drink: :Driving: :coplights: crap hitting fan :flashphotog: :jail: :dive:

News just said alcohol was not involved. Still a very odd situation.

I hope you pull me over some time.  :woot:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: catsfan20052006 on November 27, 2009, 02:27:22 PM
CBS just reported that he's out of the hospital so that's good news
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: Thin Blue Line on November 27, 2009, 02:55:10 PM
There's a whole lot more to this story, I would think.  :confused:

What do you mean?

 :cheers: :barman: :drink: :Driving: :coplights: crap hitting fan :flashphotog: :jail: :dive:

News just said alcohol was not involved. Still a very odd situation.

I hope you pull me over some time.  :woot:

I suppose that could be arranged.  ;)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: WillieWannabe on November 27, 2009, 03:55:32 PM
"charges pending" is procedural for 2 AM crashes in Florida i guess. Whoever told the media it was "serious" should be shot. Only facial injuries according to his spokesperson.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: cas on November 27, 2009, 07:38:42 PM
he sucks
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on November 27, 2009, 07:44:14 PM
Heard he was wabashing and lost control.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: da govna on November 27, 2009, 10:12:51 PM
jfc... his wife was beating the shizz out of him and he was trying to bounce out, but being disoriented, he crashes. The time is awfully odd, she "broke the back window with an iron" to "save him", and he had cuts on his face...  :billypopcorn:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: Winters on November 28, 2009, 10:43:08 AM
There's a whole lot more to this story, I would think.  :confused:

What do you mean?

 :cheers: :barman: :drink: :Driving: :coplights: crap hitting fan :flashphotog: :jail: :dive:

News just said alcohol was not involved. Still a very odd situation.

I hope you pull me over some time.  :woot:

I suppose that could be arranged.  ;)
OT: I could see TBL pulling someone over saying "Sir please stand outside your car" then TBL beating this person up until they cry.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: Thin Blue Line on November 28, 2009, 12:01:55 PM
There's a whole lot more to this story, I would think.  :confused:

What do you mean?

 :cheers: :barman: :drink: :Driving: :coplights: crap hitting fan :flashphotog: :jail: :dive:

News just said alcohol was not involved. Still a very odd situation.

I hope you pull me over some time.  :woot:

I suppose that could be arranged.  ;)
OT: I could see TBL pulling someone over saying "Sir please stand outside your car" then TBL beating this person up until they cry.


 :blindfold:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: PCR on November 28, 2009, 12:10:54 PM
Cuts on his face are from his wife beating him.  Natl Enquirer said he was with some hussie in Australia. 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: PCR on November 29, 2009, 04:50:13 PM
Tiger has a liking for plastic hoes:

(http://www.blackbookmag.com/ee/images/uploads2/rachel-uchitel-prime-movers.jpg)

(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/122034/RACHEL-UCHITEL-PHOTOS.jpg)
(http://www.nationalenquirer.com/images/ne/209865/65596.jpg)

SRSLY to destroy your rep forever I'd hope you were getting something better than a tranny. 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: WillieWannabe on November 29, 2009, 04:57:46 PM
She has denied any relationship fwiw
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: PCR on November 29, 2009, 04:59:24 PM
That just means she's still trying to negotiate between Tiger's people and the networks who want an interview. 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on November 29, 2009, 06:19:39 PM
He is doing a pretty good job of punking the cops.

Lame cops:   "Meet us to give a statement."

TW: "GFY"

LC:   "yessir"
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: Pete on November 29, 2009, 07:20:12 PM
He is doing a pretty good job of punking the cops.

Lame cops:   "Meet us to give a statement."

TW: "GFY"

LC:   "yessir"

He's like Big Ern...above the law.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: Thin Blue Line on November 29, 2009, 08:51:23 PM
That's why medical records, including all photos taken by the ER, get subpoenaed.    8-)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on November 29, 2009, 09:08:35 PM
That's why medical records, including all photos taken by the ER, get subpoenaed.    8-)

May not be any photos.  Not part of a standard intake...unless they thought they were inflicted by a domestic.  And in this case everyone lied so hospital staff may not have known.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: Thin Blue Line on November 29, 2009, 09:12:10 PM
That's why medical records, including all photos taken by the ER, get subpoenaed.    8-)

May not be any photos.  Not part of a standard intake...unless they thought they were inflicted by a domestic.  And in this case everyone lied so hospital staff may not have known.

May not be photos, but there are normally fairly detailed notes and diagrams done.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on November 29, 2009, 09:23:55 PM
That's why medical records, including all photos taken by the ER, get subpoenaed.    8-)

May not be any photos.  Not part of a standard intake...unless they thought they were inflicted by a domestic.  And in this case everyone lied so hospital staff may not have known.

May not be photos, but there are normally fairly detailed notes and diagrams done.

Probably be denied.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: Thin Blue Line on November 29, 2009, 09:27:36 PM
That's why medical records, including all photos taken by the ER, get subpoenaed.    8-)

May not be any photos.  Not part of a standard intake...unless they thought they were inflicted by a domestic.  And in this case everyone lied so hospital staff may not have known.

May not be photos, but there are normally fairly detailed notes and diagrams done.

Probably be denied.

That's when the Po[Po's have fun with the hospital's Information Systems people, by asking them if they like getting auto insurance info on all of those traffic accidents that get brought in. It usually causes a change in attitude.  ;)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on November 29, 2009, 09:35:24 PM
That's why medical records, including all photos taken by the ER, get subpoenaed.    8-)

May not be any photos.  Not part of a standard intake...unless they thought they were inflicted by a domestic.  And in this case everyone lied so hospital staff may not have known.

May not be photos, but there are normally fairly detailed notes and diagrams done.

Probably be denied.

That's when the Po[Po's have fun with the hospital's Information Systems people, by asking them if they like getting auto insurance info on all of those traffic accidents that get brought in. It usually causes a change in attitude.  ;)

I just meant Tiger will deny any cuts on his face were from his wife.  Will say from the crash.  He is a pretty powerful guy, they will have a tough time calling him a liar.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: Thin Blue Line on November 29, 2009, 09:37:48 PM
Their cops, if they're in any way honest, will arrest her if there is PC. But, maybe they have outstanding bills that he can pay for them. Just saying.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: Legore on November 30, 2009, 08:38:31 AM
Anyone else find it out that they're saying she broke out the back window with a golf club to rescue him?   He was driving an escalade seems odd to break out the back window to get the driver out out of an escalade.   Also seems odd that in an accident this minior it was neccessary to break out the back window to get him out. 

I'm thinking he was drving off and she chased after him with a golf club and broke out the back window.  That is probably what caused him to swerve and hit the fire hydrant or whatever it was.   
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: KSt8er on November 30, 2009, 09:56:16 AM
Anyone else find it out that they're saying she broke out the back window with a golf club to rescue him?   He was driving an escalade seems odd to break out the back window to get the driver out out of an escalade.   Also seems odd that in an accident this minior it was neccessary to break out the back window to get him out. 

I'm thinking he was drving off and she chased after him with a golf club and broke out the back window.  That is probably what caused him to swerve and hit the fire hydrant or whatever it was.   

This ^^^^

How many people do you know that hear a car wreck and their first thought is "gotta grab a 7 iron in case anyones trapped"?  None, that's how many.   Bitch went on attack with her claws, when he bailed for the safety of the streets she chased him down with a golf club (perfect instrument for the occasion and cannot claim insanity IMO now) with intent of smashing his skull but his reactions were just quick enough in overcoming the downers she'd slipped him earlier.  Can't imagine what would have happened to poor tiger had he not felt the oncoming narcotic and she'd have had her way.  Very Jacky Treehorn of her. 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: pwrcat1 on November 30, 2009, 10:01:51 AM
Anyone else find it out that they're saying she broke out the back window with a golf club to rescue him?   He was driving an escalade seems odd to break out the back window to get the driver out out of an escalade.   Also seems odd that in an accident this minior it was neccessary to break out the back window to get him out. 

I'm thinking he was drving off and she chased after him with a golf club and broke out the back window.  That is probably what caused him to swerve and hit the fire hydrant or whatever it was.   

This ^^^^

How many people do you know that hear a car wreck and their first thought is "gotta grab a 7 iron in case anyones trapped"?  None, that's how many.   Bitch went on attack with her claws, when he bailed for the safety of the streets she chased him down with a golf club (perfect instrument for the occasion and cannot claim insanity IMO now) with intent of smashing his skull but his reactions were just quick enough in overcoming the downers she'd slipped him earlier.  Can't imagine what would have happened to poor tiger had he not felt the oncoming narcotic and she'd have had her way.  Very Jacky Treehorn of her. 

Funny that she used his weapon of choice against him.  Bet Tiger has thousands of clubs sitting all around his house.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on November 30, 2009, 12:28:25 PM
Anyone else find it out that they're saying she broke out the back window with a golf club to rescue him?   He was driving an escalade seems odd to break out the back window to get the driver out out of an escalade.   Also seems odd that in an accident this minior it was neccessary to break out the back window to get him out. 

I'm thinking he was drving off and she chased after him with a golf club and broke out the back window.  That is probably what caused him to swerve and hit the fire hydrant or whatever it was.   

This ^^^^

How many people do you know that hear a car wreck and their first thought is "gotta grab a 7 iron in case anyones trapped"?  None, that's how many.   Bitch went on attack with her claws, when he bailed for the safety of the streets she chased him down with a golf club (perfect instrument for the occasion and cannot claim insanity IMO now) with intent of smashing his skull but his reactions were just quick enough in overcoming the downers she'd slipped him earlier.  Can't imagine what would have happened to poor tiger had he not felt the oncoming narcotic and she'd have had her way.  Very Jacky Treehorn of her. 

Funny that she used his weapon of choice against him.  Bet Tiger has thousands of clubs sitting all around his house.

Good thing he isn't a proffessional trap shooter.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: Thin Blue Line on November 30, 2009, 09:19:57 PM
Anyone else find it out that they're saying she broke out the back window with a golf club to rescue him?   He was driving an escalade seems odd to break out the back window to get the driver out out of an escalade.   Also seems odd that in an accident this minior it was neccessary to break out the back window to get him out. 

I'm thinking he was drving off and she chased after him with a golf club and broke out the back window.  That is probably what caused him to swerve and hit the fire hydrant or whatever it was.   

This ^^^^

How many people do you know that hear a car wreck and their first thought is "gotta grab a 7 iron in case anyones trapped"?  None, that's how many.   Bitch went on attack with her claws, when he bailed for the safety of the streets she chased him down with a golf club (perfect instrument for the occasion and cannot claim insanity IMO now) with intent of smashing his skull but his reactions were just quick enough in overcoming the downers she'd slipped him earlier.  Can't imagine what would have happened to poor tiger had he not felt the oncoming narcotic and she'd have had her way.  Very Jacky Treehorn of her. 

Funny that she used his weapon of choice against him.  Bet Tiger has thousands of clubs sitting all around his house.

Good thing he isn't a proffessional trap shooter.

Or a porn star.

 :ohno: :runaway: :eek:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: jeffy on November 30, 2009, 11:49:36 PM
Leaked security camera video from Tiger's home:

(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h281/NC_Tigah/SoonerFans/TigerBeatenLikeABabySeal.gif)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: Pett on December 01, 2009, 11:46:18 AM
I love how all of the Tiger fans are trying to protect him and say that none of this had to do with cheating on his wife, etc. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: pwrcat1 on December 01, 2009, 11:49:55 AM
I love how all of the Tiger fans are trying to protect him and say that none of this had to do with cheating on his wife, etc. :rolleyes:

Whats even better/more absurd is that many of them are saying he prolly took Ambien and was sleep walking.  I guess technically that is a possibility, since that is a major side effect of Amb, but very unlikely and lol'able. 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: jeffy on December 01, 2009, 12:05:43 PM
(http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2009/12/01/news/photos_stories/cropped/rachel_uchitel--300x450.jpg)(http://www.stevefu.net/hostedstuff/mine/pics/Hit_it_Again_5.jpg)

Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: jeffy on December 01, 2009, 12:57:29 PM
Here comes the water fall.  Tiger been tapping others....

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/01/tiger-woods-us-weekly-jaimee-grubbs-affair-elin-nordegren-voicemail/

Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: ksu_FAN on December 01, 2009, 01:12:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: WillieWannabe on December 01, 2009, 03:10:20 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?slug=ap-tigerwoods&prov=ap&type=lgns
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: fatty fat fat on December 01, 2009, 09:42:03 PM
Sad stuff. Hope it's not true about tigs.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: pwrcat1 on December 01, 2009, 11:20:41 PM
Sad stuff. Hope it's not true about tigs.

Same here.  Can't hate the guy.  I'll still love him either way.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: ksuno1stunner on December 02, 2009, 01:44:45 AM
always kind of rooted against him because i wanted to see someone else win.  still siding with tiger on this though.  that jaimee girl seems like an attention-seeking skank, though i'm sure he's been fooling around with other women.  he has supposedly the greatest mental game in the world, his first tourney back is going to be quite testing.  still feel like he is going to shoot 67 and shut everyone up, because he is tiger f-ing woods.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: catsfan20052006 on December 02, 2009, 09:39:35 AM
How did this go from simple traffic accident to all of this?

:dunno:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: WillieWannabe on December 02, 2009, 09:42:01 AM
http://sports.yahoo.com/top/news;_ylt=AljSidYgtSXdf6aHjRMeaXU5nYcB?slug=txtigerwoods&prov=st&type=lgns
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: fatty fat fat on December 02, 2009, 10:26:02 AM
not cool tiger.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: pwrcat1 on December 02, 2009, 10:27:20 AM
Yeah, just heard his voice mail... Pretty pathetic sounding. 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: jeffy on December 02, 2009, 01:32:44 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q213/oldpro8802/TigerFamilyPicture.jpg)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: Pett on December 02, 2009, 04:10:00 PM
Wow, Mr. Woods. I will forever be rooting against your cheating ass...

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/hear-tiger-panic-to-mistress-my-wife-may-be-calling-you-2009212

Pathetic. :nono:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: ksuno1stunner on December 02, 2009, 09:18:39 PM
Quote
In the most critical comment from a player, Jesper Parnevik said he owed Nordegren an apology for introducing her to Woods. She once worked as a nanny for the Parnevik family.

“We probably thought he was a better guy than he is,” Parnevik told The Golf Channel from West Palm Beach, Fla., where he is in the final stage of PGA Tour qualifying.

 :-X
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: catsfan20052006 on December 02, 2009, 09:34:06 PM
Ever heard of Jesper Parnevik before today? Actually I've heard the name but I'm not sure if I could point him out to you.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: ksu_FAN on December 02, 2009, 10:49:17 PM
Ever heard of Jesper Parnevik before today? Actually I've heard the name but I'm not sure if I could point him out to you.

You'd remember him if you saw him.  Like many of the Swedish golfers he's a goofy dude.

(http://marketingcausaefecto.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/full_parnevik_1.jpg)(http://www.virginmedia.com/images/parnevik.jpg)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: LynchMob2007 on December 02, 2009, 11:24:08 PM
Ever heard of Jesper Parnevik before today? Actually I've heard the name but I'm not sure if I could point him out to you.

You must not be a golfer, then.  :confused:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: ksuno1stunner on December 03, 2009, 04:57:11 AM
pretty telling about tiger though, if there wasn't any other instances (not just f-cking around with random girls), jesper would probably support him somewhat.  i guess tiger is a pos?

still love u tiger.  stay strong.  he's got some emaw ties.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: WillieWannabe on December 03, 2009, 08:46:54 AM
http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/10464562

Interesting take by Whitlock...
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: 5601js on December 03, 2009, 09:19:46 AM
Fave summary of Tiger saga?
Can't decide between two finalists:
1) Tiger was trying to find a new grip on his putter.
2) Tiger was tired of playing the home course.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: Skycat on December 03, 2009, 03:54:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEkomaBTppY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEkomaBTppY)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: jeffy on December 03, 2009, 06:08:15 PM
Game

http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: Ben Ji 2.0 on December 04, 2009, 11:07:50 AM
What did tiger an his wife go on thanksgiving?

They went Clubbing!


Whats the difference between a cadillac escalade and a golf ball?

Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 feet without hitting a tree!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: da govna on December 04, 2009, 12:21:51 PM
Tigers agent has announced that he will be changing his nickname to "Cheetah" or "Lion"....

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?....   They’re both in danger of being clubbed by Norwegians!

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.....  He couldn’t decide between the iron or the wood.

Did you hear that he inspired a new kung Fu movie to be released?.....  “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.”

What kind of club did Elin swing at Tiger?..... Looks like it was a bitchng wedge.

 

Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: Bullfn33 on December 04, 2009, 05:59:32 PM
The thing I don't get is Tiger's wife is way hotter than either of the sluts that have surfaced in connection to him. I would find it incredibly hard to cheat on a gorgeous Norwegian blond with that slutty trash.

Looks like Elin sweetened her deal in the prenup. http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/zwecker/1916410,zwecker-tiger-woods-marriage-elin-prenup-120209.article
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: steve dave on December 05, 2009, 10:34:47 AM
The thing I don't get is Tiger's wife is way hotter than either of the sluts that have surfaced in connection to him. I would find it incredibly hard to cheat on a gorgeous Norwegian blond with that slutty trash.

Grass is always greener bro.  If nobody ever cheated with anyone less attractive than their current wife there would be a whole lot less cheating. 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: fatty fat fat on December 05, 2009, 11:15:38 AM
Earl Woods just rolled over in his sunset cometary grave.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: steve dave on December 05, 2009, 02:30:44 PM
Earl Woods just rolled over in his sunset cometary grave.

lol
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: steve dave on December 05, 2009, 05:31:46 PM
http://ow.ly/J161
 :eek:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: WillieWannabe on December 05, 2009, 06:14:30 PM
http://ow.ly/J161
 :eek:


i think Tiger just needs to come out and say how many chicks he banged. There will be going to be too many chicks coming out of the woodwork now. Who knows who is telling the truth or not.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: WillieWannabe on December 09, 2009, 02:29:46 PM
http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2009/12/09/tiger-woods-dirty-text-messages-jaimee-grubbss/?test=faces

dirty, dirty man
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: catfan28 on December 10, 2009, 10:39:25 AM
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?













Santa stops after three HO's.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: Brock Landers on December 10, 2009, 01:00:48 PM
A coworker reminded me of this fact yesterday (not sure how I could have forgotten it in the first place) that Elin has a twin sister.  A hot blonde Swedish twin sister.    :fatty:

Tiger, for the love of all that is holy, please tell me you were able to hook that up.  Because if you were the meat in that sister sandwich, that pretty much makes all your green jackets pale in comparison.  In fact when it seems like the world is coming down on you like it is now, just close your eyes and replay that night buddy, and everything will be just fine
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: jeffy on December 10, 2009, 03:07:48 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d102/witarheel/TigerAdd.jpg)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: PCR on December 11, 2009, 06:47:51 PM
Taking a leave of absence to "Spend more time with his family." 

Do you think a guy who &@#%s around that much can just go cold-turkey?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: Cat Doctor on December 11, 2009, 07:55:52 PM
Taking a leave of absence to "Spend more time with his family." 

Do you think a guy who fracks around that much can just go cold-turkey?

I think if he has ANY chance of saving his marriage he has to. 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: Pett on December 13, 2009, 02:20:12 AM
Don't know how you could stay with somebody that has cheated on you over 1,000 times. And he would keep on going if he wasn't caught, he still tried to cover it up when he was caught...
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on December 13, 2009, 12:32:03 PM
Don't know how you could stay with somebody that has cheated on you over 1,000 times. And he would keep on going if he wasn't caught, he still tried to cover it up when he was caught...

ye$.  Good que$tion.  What is $he thinking?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: WillieWannabe on December 16, 2009, 07:41:33 PM
Don't know how you could stay with somebody that has cheated on you over 1,000 times. And he would keep on going if he wasn't caught, he still tried to cover it up when he was caught...

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2009/12/16/elin-nordegren-moving-out-tiger-woods/?test=faces

guess she couldn't...
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: mcmwcat on December 23, 2009, 11:14:29 AM
Quote from: president of a certain golf club in KS
As you all know Tiger's agent is Mark Steinberg. I have a Member who lives 10 houses down from Tiger in Isleworth. My Member plays golf with and is a good friend of an IMG insider who got the following information directly from Steinberg and related it to me. I was told that the following is up to date as of yesterday.

On Thanksgiving Day, after he and Elin and the family had Turkey Dinner, Tiger spent the rest of the afternoon on the couch watching football and texting Rachel. After he received and sent text message back and forth to Rachel, he would clear his message box to destroy the evidence. At some point during the afternoon texting session, one of Tiger's Orlando buds called him to see if he wanted to get together at the Clubhouse to play poker with the guys. Tiger agreed and left the house around 7:30 to go play poker. He left behind his cell phone....and one message he had forgot to delete from Rachel.

When Tiger returned home around 11:30 -12 that night, Elin confronted him about the text message she had found on his phone. A heated discussion ensued. According to what I was told, there was more "incriminating evidence" than just the text message (i.e. photos). Tiger told Elin that she was reading too much in to it, and that she did not know the whole story. Tiger went upstairs to change into his gym shorts and t-shirt, came back downstairs were Elin confronted him, again. Tiger gave her the same story as before and sat down in a chair in the living room.

Elin sat across from him. She urged Tiger to just come clean. Tiger stuck to his story and denied everything. At one point Tiger turned away to look at the TV, and as he turned back, Elin, enraged, hit him on the right side of the face with the head of a 9 - iron. When she struck Tiger, she put a huge gash in the right side of his face next to his nose (causing his nose to bruise some), virtually knocked out two of his upper teeth, and broke the bone on the upper right side.

Tiger, scared as hell, ran down the hallway, out of the house to the garage (explaining why he had on no shoes) followed by Elin swinging the golf club. Tiger hopped into the Escalade and tried to leave. As we know Elin knocked out the windows in the Escalade in the process as well as doing considerable damage in the hallway.

When Tiger crashed, Elin panicked and was not sure what to tell the police (which is why there are two conflicting stories from her). When this happened, Elin immediately called Mark Steinberg to tell him what happened, and Mark told Elin to tell him what hospital they were going to, and he would meet them there.

If you remember FHP kept showing up at Isleworth to talk to Tiger, and was told by another FL attorney, hired by Tiger for PR reasons, that Tiger was not ready to talk. This is why.

As amazing as it may seem, Tiger was in Phoenix. Tiger was originally transported to the hospital in Orlando with Elin in the ambulance where they were met by Mr. Steinberg. Tiger was taken in for X-Rays, etc. to assess the damage. The doctors told Steinberg there was not much they coukd do to repair the teeth and the gash, but did know a cosmetic dentist and plastic surgeon in Phoenix who could make Tiger look as if nothing happened. Tiger told Steinberg to get the jet ready and he and Steinberg flew to Phoenix to see the surgeon. The resulting procedures were more intense than what everyone had expected which meant Tiger was in PHX longer than expected. Tiger and Steinberg did not arrive back in Orlando until either late last Wednesday night or early Thursday morning.

Since arriving back in Orlando, Tiger and Elin have been in intense marriage conseling sessions (up to 6 to 7 hours a day) every day! Both Tiger and Elin have told the counselors they love each other, and want to make the marriage work. The reports you are reading on TMZ and RadarOnline are about 30% accurate at best according to Mark.

Tiger has not returned to his house at Isleworth since the day of the accident except for the therapy sessions. IMG has enlisted the assistance of one of its most recognized sports figures, and Tiger has taken up residence in his neighborhood - Bay Hill. Because of the high regard in which Tiger holds him and based on his public persona when he was at the height of his game, the person IMG contacted was Arnold Palmer. He has agreed to intervene with Tiger. IMG is convinced that if anyone can get through to Tiger, Mr. Palmer may be the only person who can.

As to other rumors, my source claims that the moving trucks being shown on TMZ and RadarOnline are moving out pictures and furniture which was damaged during their Thanksgiving Day argument - not because of Elin moving out. Yes, Elin has retained a divorce attorney, but has not filed any papers. As of yesterday, she had no intention on doing so.

Tiger has not made any public appearances or statements due to the surgery and plastic surgery he had in PHX. It will be about another month if not more before he gets in front of a camera. Yes, Tiger is hitting golf balls late at night at Bay Hill out of their teaching center (which is equipped with lights). In regards to Tiger's boat being in Palm Beach this week, along with Rachel; that part is true. However, Tiger is not on the boat, is not in Palm Beach, and Rachel is not on the boat. Her parents live 6 blocks from where the boat is, but that is it.

That is as up to date as I have........
           
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Car Accident
Post by: CatsNShocks on December 24, 2009, 10:01:49 AM
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