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Title: Nebraska jokes thread
Post by: wes mantooth on November 16, 2009, 06:39:47 PM
When it's 4:17pm in Manhattan, what time is it in Thunder Collin's jail cell?

Time to get raped.
Title: Re: Nebraska jokes thread
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on November 16, 2009, 07:00:50 PM
(http://thestartingfive.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/callahan-rain.jpg)
(http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/01/gopelini.jpg)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/media/2008/10/frank-solich-180-sm.jpg)
(http://www.ihmcimg.com/picts05/cow_pie_conflagration_ah202.jpg)
Title: Re: Nebraska jokes thread
Post by: wes mantooth on November 16, 2009, 07:12:39 PM
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Steve Dave.
Steve Dave who?
Steve Dave must hate living by all of those smelly, hillbilly, losery, husker fans, amirite?  :lol:
Title: Re: Nebraska jokes thread
Post by: EllToPay on November 16, 2009, 07:16:09 PM
Q. What's the worst state in the US?

A. Nebraska.
Title: Re: Nebraska jokes thread
Post by: wes mantooth on November 16, 2009, 07:18:11 PM
What are 2 things nebraskans are good at?

Making cattle feed and sucking.
Title: Re: Nebraska jokes thread
Post by: Pett on November 16, 2009, 07:31:34 PM
Who's nose is bigger? Pelini or Pinocchio's?

Pinocchio's! :lol:
Title: Re: Nebraska jokes thread
Post by: wes mantooth on November 16, 2009, 08:15:35 PM
How do you get a NU grad off your front porch?














Tell him his cows are out.   :eek:
Title: Re: Nebraska jokes thread
Post by: Rick Daris on November 16, 2009, 08:29:18 PM
hey nebraska- how does it feel having to share a state boarder with south dakota? prob not too good huh?

 :users:
Title: Re: Nebraska jokes thread
Post by: fairweathersince96 on November 16, 2009, 08:33:23 PM
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776091

http://www.journalstar.com/news/local/article_ddc2da04-b45b-5760-83db-138694ee16cc.html
Title: Re: Nebraska jokes thread
Post by: wes mantooth on November 16, 2009, 08:39:05 PM
Quote from: fairweathersince96 on November 16, 2009, 08:33:23 PM
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776091

http://www.journalstar.com/news/local/article_ddc2da04-b45b-5760-83db-138694ee16cc.html

Great designs.   :-X
Title: Re: Nebraska jokes thread
Post by: mjrod on November 16, 2009, 08:42:54 PM
Q: How many Husker fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One to replace the bulb and then he goes and joins five others and talk about how bright the old one was.
Title: Re: Nebraska jokes thread
Post by: Bookcat on November 16, 2009, 09:03:24 PM
Why wasn't it a penalty when we ripped Crouch's head off?



Because the ref didn't throw a flag.
Title: Re: Nebraska jokes thread
Post by: k-state87 on November 16, 2009, 11:41:01 PM
Daniel Tosh on Nebraska:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/32c1fe4342/daniel-tosh-nebraska-from-standupfan?rel=auto_related&rel_pos=4