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Sports => Snyder's Electronic Cyber Space World => Topic started by: steve dave on November 15, 2009, 06:37:28 AM
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Please begin lining up Saturday at 1PM near that dirty interstate overpass to the west of your sh1tty white trash stadium. I will be delivering ungodly ball stompings and facial rearrangements to one NU meth-head farmer at a time until 5PM. Come prepared to have your appearance and smell ridiculed. You will break down in tears at my verbal assaults even before your physical humiliations commence. Once your bodily undoing begins your friends will be awe struck by the speed and viciousness of my punches and kicks to your facial and groinal regions. You, however, will not be witness to this miracle of human physicality as you will be rendered unconscious almost instantly and only kept upright by the power of my blows lifting you off the ground and suspending you there until I deem you have had enough. Most of these blows will land to your ball and ballsack region. Any females you bring with you will become instantly enamored with myself and any other Kansas State fans in the vicinity because of our superior physiognomy and hygiene. Trust that we are well accustomed to this and have developed numerous strategies to avoid the approach of your porcine women. If my mom or dad walk by you are to pretend that we are just "horsing around". Any mention to them that I have been crushing your skull or scrota is not recommended as it will surely bring the proceedings to a close. Some other members of my dojo will be patrolling the area and will initiate an alert if my parents approach. The signal is a bird whistle similar to a normal whistle but more bird like. Finally, the putrid smell of your meat and onion hot pockets will not be tolerated. Anyone bringing a Runza within 500 yards of us will be crushed regardless of whether they lined up for their beating or not.
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OMFG SD, I am going to be there watch. :dancin: I won't get too close, I don't want to get any blood on my Cats gear. If you need any help just yell. I will be the guy with a purple shirt on. See you there. :ksu:
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I'll be the guy there in the Donkey costume with boxing gloves on. I'll eat a Runza if I feel like it, although as you might know from previous threads, I prefer hot wings. I guess I'll just eat a Runza to spite you. After I'm done beating you up, I'll tell your mom that you started a fight and she will pull your pants down and give you a spanking in front of everyone. Very Embarrassing for you.
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....near that dirty interstate overpass to the west of your sh1tty white trash stadium.........
You might have to be more specific, they'll be lined up all over the west side of Lincoln.
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I have raised the bounty for a lock of Cornhusker mullet hair from $10 to $20.
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A warning to Larry the Cable Guy: I don't like you or your unfunny breed of redneck humor.
:sport028:
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I'll be there Stevie!! But I can't make it until around 1:45 I gotta stop at the truck stop in Omaha to get permission from Ma to go to Lincoln and meet daddy at Island #2 to pick up my meth shipment from Mizzery. I'll be sportin my cup from 7th grade intramurals so all of your junk kicks will have no affect. I don't wanna have to fight 2 of ya at once so I may come at ya with only one eye open....hope that's ok?? :bitchslap:
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I'll be there Stevie!! But I can't make it until around 1:45 I gotta stop at the truck stop in Omaha to get permission from Ma to go to Lincoln and meet daddy at Island #2 to pick up my meth shipment from Mizzery. I'll be sportin my cup from 7th grade intramurals so all of your junk kicks will have no affect. I don't wanna have to fight 2 of ya at once so I may come at ya with only one eye open....hope that's ok?? :bitchslap:
This is a serious thread dude. If you want to joke around about fighting, then start your own thread.
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Never knew there were so many mental handicaps in Kansas
Nebraska 35
KSUcks 14
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SD, do you really want to do this man? It won't feel good if we lose and you are icing your balls knowing that our season is over and no Dr. Pepper CCG.
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SD, do you really want to do this man? It won't feel good if we lose and you are icing your balls knowing that our season is over and no Dr. Pepper CCG.
My kicking the faces/scrotes of redneck Husker fans has nothing to do with the game, actually. My dojo and I just use it to keep ourselves warm between matches with our enemies. Wamego Martial Arts Center is coming to town in 3 weeks and we need the practice if we are going to beat them again this year.
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A warning to Larry the Cable Guy: I don't like you or your unfunny breed of redneck humor.
:sport028:
I like Larry fwiw. Git'r Done
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Just be prepared for a beat down. GO BIG RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I once punched a pillow so hard some feathers flew out of one of the corners
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Hey Allen, is your mom going to let you fight, or like usual, is she going to do the fighting for you?
Just wondering,
Sam S.
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Just be prepared for a beat down. GO BIG RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriouisly loving this idiot.
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This is going to be a fun week..
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I've seen SD punch one of those speed bag thingys boxers use and about every 10 tries he had it going for a good 4 or 5 seconds.
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A warning to Larry the Cable Guy: I don't like you or your unfunny breed of redneck humor.
:sport028:
I like Larry fwiw. Git'r Done
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Steve Dave, youre an idiot. Too bad you hide behind a keyboard. I'll be at the stadium at 1:00. Come get me bitch. I'll be the one wearing Red you classless muther&@#%er. (damn, is this a colorado site.) Sweet dreams pussy.
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Steve Dave, youre an idiot. Too bad you hide behind a keyboard. I'll be at the stadium at 1:00. Come get me bitch. I'll be the one wearing Red you classless mutherfracker. (damn, is this a colorado site.) Sweet dreams pussy.
You have your instructions for lining up you f^cking retard :dunno:
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Steve Dave, youre an idiot. Too bad you hide behind a keyboard. I'll be at the stadium at 1:00. Come get me bitch. I'll be the one wearing Red you classless mutherfracker. (damn, is this a colorado site.) Sweet dreams pussy.
You have your instructions for lining up you f^cking retard :dunno:
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Yawn! Is it your turn to bring treats to the other kids in your dojo? Hopefully the foodbank will have something your family can take! Also, did you say Memorial Stadium was sh1tty? Cause, I saw a transient (K-State grad) that wouldn't lower himself to taking a dump in your stadium. I mean if we add a J-trap and a float valve to your stadium we would have ourselves one crappy toilet. You could take Al Davis off his Alzheimers meds, give him a napkin and a Sharpee and he could probably design a better stadium than what you have. Heck, Missery fans make fun of your stadium. But, that's enough about your field. We can visit more at the game. I will hopefully see you at the overpass tailgating. I'll be looking for someone in a well worn D Sproles K-State Jersey (probably 5XL I'm guessing) Will you have the gray or blue gameday sweatpants? Oh and I had fuel on pump five when your done. Go Big Red!
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Yawn! Is it your turn to bring treats to the other kids in your dojo? Hopefully the foodbank will have something your family can take! Also, did you say Memorial Stadium was sh1tty? Cause, I saw a transient (K-State grad) that wouldn't lower himself to taking a dump in your stadium. I mean if we add a J-trap and a float valve to your stadium we would have ourselves one crappy toilet. You could take Al Davis off his Alzheimers meds, give him a napkin and a Sharpee and he could probably design a better stadium than what you have. Heck, Missery fans make fun of your stadium. But, that's enough about your field. We can visit more at the game. I will hopefully see you at the overpass tailgating. I'll be looking for someone in a well worn D Sproles K-State Jersey (probably 5XL I'm guessing) Will you have the gray or blue gameday sweatpants? Oh and I had fuel on pump five when you're done. Go Big Red!
Slamming on K-State education while in the same breath making a grammatical error. Typical Nebraskan education.
I hope you are ready to get your nuts kicked by SteveDave, btw.
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Yawn! Is it your turn to bring treats to the other kids in your dojo? Hopefully the foodbank will have something your family can take! Also, did you say Memorial Stadium was sh1tty? Cause, I saw a transient (K-State grad) that wouldn't lower himself to taking a dump in your stadium. I mean if we add a J-trap and a float valve to your stadium we would have ourselves one crappy toilet. You could take Al Davis off his Alzheimers meds, give him a napkin and a Sharpee and he could probably design a better stadium than what you have. Heck, Missery fans make fun of your stadium. But, that's enough about your field. We can visit more at the game. I will hopefully see you at the overpass tailgating. I'll be looking for someone in a well worn D Sproles K-State Jersey (probably 5XL I'm guessing) Will you have the gray or blue gameday sweatpants? Oh and I had fuel on pump five when you're done. Go Big Red!
Slamming on K-State education while in the same breath making a grammatical error. Typical Nebraskan education.
I hope you are ready to get your nuts kicked by SteveDave, btw.
I think you bolded the wrong words there bro.
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Yawn! Is it your turn to bring treats to the other kids in your dojo? Hopefully the foodbank will have something your family can take! Also, did you say Memorial Stadium was sh1tty? Cause, I saw a transient (K-State grad) that wouldn't lower himself to taking a dump in your stadium. I mean if we add a J-trap and a float valve to your stadium we would have ourselves one crappy toilet. You could take Al Davis off his Alzheimers meds, give him a napkin and a Sharpee and he could probably design a better stadium than what you have. Heck, Missery fans make fun of your stadium. But, that's enough about your field. We can visit more at the game. I will hopefully see you at the overpass tailgating. I'll be looking for someone in a well worn D Sproles K-State Jersey (probably 5XL I'm guessing) Will you have the gray or blue gameday sweatpants? Oh and I had fuel on pump five when your done. Go Big Red!
Plumbing smack?!?!?
Really? I think i've seen it all now...
:rolleyes:
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Yawn! Is it your turn to bring treats to the other kids in your dojo? Hopefully the foodbank will have something your family can take! Also, did you say Memorial Stadium was sh1tty? Cause, I saw a transient (K-State grad) that wouldn't lower himself to taking a dump in your stadium. I mean if we add a J-trap and a float valve to your stadium we would have ourselves one crappy toilet. You could take Al Davis off his Alzheimers meds, give him a napkin and a Sharpee and he could probably design a better stadium than what you have. Heck, Missery fans make fun of your stadium. But, that's enough about your field. We can visit more at the game. I will hopefully see you at the overpass tailgating. I'll be looking for someone in a well worn D Sproles K-State Jersey (probably 5XL I'm guessing) Will you have the gray or blue gameday sweatpants? Oh and I had fuel on pump five when your done. Go Big Red!
Plumbing smack?!?!?
Really? I think i've seen it all now...
:rolleyes:
Dude, plumbing is a rather recent introduction to NU. They want to show us ag types they are up with the times and can piss in a "magic trough" and it all disappears.
:flush:
Sam S.
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Sorry Manilow fans, I was making a comment on how to improve your stadium. I forgot that you either go outside or meet your buddy at the interstate rest stop. Also, is that the same turf on Snyder field that I saw when I went to K-State games in the 80's? There have been some improvements in that area the AD might want to look into.
Also, it looks like most of the paint on the Mildcat in the end zone, (that place where Mizzou spent most of last Saturday) is worn off. But your right it must still be a better venue than Memorial Stadium. See you Saturday!
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A warning to Larry the Cable Guy: I don't like you or your unfunny breed of redneck humor.
:sport028:
so how would you like your obit written? i'm sure the paper can be very accommodating for a cocksucker like you.
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Just pulled into town. My fellow dojo members and I are starting our preparation and stretches. Mom brought cherry pop tarts :love:
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LMAO.
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Hey Allen, is your mom going to let you fight, or like usual, is she going to do the fighting for you?
Just wondering,
Sam S.
No clue, call AE up and ask him or better yet - call Lori and ask her.
She might be busy since she is a granny. AE's little bro knocked a chick up in high school :lol: