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Title: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: Donkeypunch on November 12, 2009, 11:42:43 AM
If you watch KSU Football in reverse, Bill Snyder starts off the season great, but ends up pulling Grant Gregory for Carson Coffman and having a bad season.  He was fired for having a terrible season, and Ron Prince was brought in to be the next coach.  All the K-State fans were initially disappointed with him, but became very excited with him just before he fired to bring back Bill Snyder, who lead a very successful KSU team to become one of the worst teams in college football history.
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: mikeycat on November 12, 2009, 11:44:28 AM
wtfbbq
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: KSUFansPoster495028 on November 12, 2009, 11:53:22 AM
 :lol:

that is funnnnny

 :rofl:
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: Thin Blue Line on November 12, 2009, 12:05:37 PM
Drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: Pett on November 12, 2009, 12:08:55 PM
I'm gonna donkey punch you.
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: Donkeypunch on November 12, 2009, 12:54:25 PM
Lighten up it's a joke.  I guess I can't expect someone with a K-State education to understand it. (That was also a joke in case you missed it.) :fatty:
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: da govna on November 12, 2009, 01:00:39 PM
for some reason, I'm not really liking this donkeypunch douche...  :chainsaw:
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: Belvis Noland on November 12, 2009, 01:03:01 PM
Lighten up it's a joke.  I guess I can't expect someone with a K-State education to understand it. (That was also a joke in case you missed it.) :fatty:

"Jokes" are typically funny or clever.  What you posted was neither funny nor clever.  Seemed like ramblings of a retard. 
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: Thin Blue Line on November 12, 2009, 01:03:25 PM
Lighten up it's a joke.  I guess I can't expect someone with a K-State education to understand it. (That was also a joke in case you missed it.) :fatty:

(http://n3t.net/humor/motivation/donkey_punch.png)

Have to expect things like this from someone with that username.  :D
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: Rick Daris on November 12, 2009, 01:04:30 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: Donkeypunch on November 12, 2009, 01:07:54 PM
Hey! Where did you get my picture? :rofl:
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: Donkeypunch on November 12, 2009, 01:13:07 PM
Here's another one.  ku's season in Reverse, after suffering four straight losses, the Jayhawks rip off five straight wins against powerhouses like UTEP and Northern Colorado.
Unfortunately, I work at Rice, and their season in the same in reverse and forward, either way we've lost all of them :hahano:
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: da govna on November 12, 2009, 01:16:38 PM
ok, this guy might have potential.
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: treysolid on November 12, 2009, 01:36:09 PM
If you watch KSU Football in reverse, Bill Snyder starts off the season great, but ends up pulling Grant Gregory for Carson Coffman and having a bad season.  He was fired for having a terrible season, and Ron Prince was brought in to be the next coach.  All the K-State fans were initially disappointed with him, but became very excited with him just before he fired to bring back Bill Snyder, who lead a very successful KSU team to become one of the worst teams in college football history.

? &@#% the What
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: Donkeypunch on November 12, 2009, 01:41:08 PM
If you watch KSU Football in reverse, Bill Snyder starts off the season great, but ends up pulling Grant Gregory for Carson Coffman and having a bad season.  He was fired for having a terrible season, and Ron Prince was brought in to be the next coach.  All the K-State fans were initially disappointed with him, but became very excited with him just before he fired to bring back Bill Snyder, who lead a very successful KSU team to become one of the worst teams in college football history.

? frack the What
Let me explain it to you, I reversed the timeline and describe everything backwards.  I know that this might be hard to follow, so just start reading at the end, and end at the beginning and it should all make sense to you.
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: Pett on November 12, 2009, 01:49:34 PM
Lighten up it's a joke.  I guess I can't expect someone with a K-State education to understand it. (That was also a joke in case you missed it.) :fatty:

"Jokes" are typically funny or clever.  What you posted was neither funny nor clever.  Seemed like ramblings of a retard. 

^This.
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: hemmy on November 12, 2009, 02:02:07 PM
you work at Rice?  j-mart sock ?
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: Donkeypunch on November 12, 2009, 02:08:56 PM
OK, I'm going to try this one more time.  Imagine that I have a Delorean, a flux capacitor, enough highway to get the Delorean up to  88mph, and enough plutonium to get us back to get us back to 1989 when Bill Snyder started his coaching career at KState.  You are watching out the window as we are going back in time, starting with today.  K-State has been having a pretty good season the last few weeks after Grant Gregory took over for Coffman, so It would appear that the season started off great..  Are you still with me?  Then we get to the point where KState isn't doing so good, loss to LaLa, UCLA, tight game against UMass, This would appear to be a rough conclusion to a season that started with so much potential.  Then It would appears as if Snyder was fired in favor of Ron Prince, but no one in Aggieville was to happy about that :nono: "I can't beleive we hired this a$$hole Ron Prince."  All the K-State fans are saying.  Then eventually for no good reason it appears that all the KState become very excited about hiring this fat P.O.S.  but for some odd reason they fire him, after all the excitement, and rehire Bill Snyder (the same Bill Snyder that they just fired a few years ago because of a bad ending of the season, are you still with me?)  The fans are understandably sad that they rehired this guy that they just fired a few years ago.  After a couple of Mediocre seasons, Snyder builds the program into one of the best in the country with a great defense, but throughout the years the team falls apart and we end up back in 1989 where the Delorean runs out of plutonium, and you get to relive the glory years.  
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: fatty fat fat on November 12, 2009, 02:11:03 PM
If you watch KSU Football in reverse, Bill Snyder starts off the season great, but ends up pulling Grant Gregory for Carson Coffman and having a bad season.  He was fired for having a terrible season, and Ron Prince was brought in to be the next coach.  All the K-State fans were initially disappointed with him, but became very excited with him just before he fired to bring back Bill Snyder, who lead a very successful KSU team to become one of the worst teams in college football history.


hhahaaha
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: B12Supplement on November 12, 2009, 06:44:57 PM
I think you should just tell the story in reverse chapters like Harold Pinter's Betrayal, or Momento, or Irreversible.  Irreversible would be better as the reverse telling robs us of the catharsis of revenge, forces us to suffer through a brutal rape that inspired said revenge, shows us the events that led to the rape, and winds up leaving us incredibly sad when we saw how happily the night began for the rape victim.

In this case, we end with Bill Snyder hoisting the Big XII trophy, then show each game in succession backwards so that by the time we get to the beginning of the season we say, "Wow, I guess they started out as the suck ... and now I feel strangely ungratified to know this ..."
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: ChokeSlam on November 12, 2009, 07:20:03 PM
Wut
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: steve dave on November 12, 2009, 07:24:29 PM
If you watch KSU Football in reverse, Bill Snyder starts off the season great, but ends up pulling Grant Gregory for Carson Coffman and having a bad season.  He was fired for having a terrible season, and Ron Prince was brought in to be the next coach.  All the K-State fans were initially disappointed with him, but became very excited with him just before he fired to bring back Bill Snyder, who lead a very successful KSU team to become one of the worst teams in college football history.

pfffttt, lol
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: Thin Blue Line on November 12, 2009, 07:41:01 PM
(http://www.funkeemunkeeland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/800px-Donkey_punch.jpg)


Again, my point is made.
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: I_have_purplewood on November 12, 2009, 07:42:50 PM
So if I were to try this with one of your posts it would work something like this?

Donkeypunch posted a thread that was very entertaining and hilarious.  It made so much sense that he didn't even have to explain 3 or 4 times to everyone.  Pwood will alway read his posts from here on out..
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: steve dave on November 12, 2009, 07:45:32 PM
So if I were to try this with one of your posts it would work something like this?

Donkeypunch posted a thread that was very entertaining and hilarious.  It made so much sense that he didn't even have to explain 3 or 4 times to everyone.  Pwood will alway read his posts from here on out..

His post in reverse would be:
Non-retarded posters lol at his post.  Then tons of the political board types crap all over it and act pissy that he posted something.  Finally he posted his original post. 
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: I_have_purplewood on November 12, 2009, 07:49:42 PM
So if I were to try this with one of your posts it would work something like this?

Donkeypunch posted a thread that was very entertaining and hilarious.  It made so much sense that he didn't even have to explain 3 or 4 times to everyone.  Pwood will alway read his posts from here on out..

His post in reverse would be:
Non-retarded posters lol at his post.  Then tons of the political board types crap all over it and act pissy that he posted something.  Finally he posted his original post. 

Oh yeah, you're right.  I was doing a donkeypunch opposite post?   :ugh: (ftp://:ugh:)
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: kcchiefdav on November 12, 2009, 08:02:01 PM
If you watch KSU Football in reverse, Bill Snyder starts off the season great, but ends up pulling Grant Gregory for Carson Coffman and having a bad season.  He was fired for having a terrible season, and Ron Prince was brought in to be the next coach.  All the K-State fans were initially disappointed with him, but became very excited with him just before he fired to bring back Bill Snyder, who lead a very successful KSU team to become one of the worst teams in college football history.

I laughed...if you didn't, you hate america.
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: Thin Blue Line on November 12, 2009, 08:05:40 PM
So if I were to try this with one of your posts it would work something like this?

Donkeypunch posted a thread that was very entertaining and hilarious.  It made so much sense that he didn't even have to explain 3 or 4 times to everyone.  Pwood will alway read his posts from here on out..

His post in reverse would be:
Non-retarded posters lol at his post.  Then tons of the political board types crap all over it and act pissy that he posted something.  Finally he posted his original post. 

 :baityes:



Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: Donkeypunch on November 13, 2009, 05:04:25 PM
If you watch KSU Football in reverse, Bill Snyder starts off the season great, but ends up pulling Grant Gregory for Carson Coffman and having a bad season.  He was fired for having a terrible season, and Ron Prince was brought in to be the next coach.  All the K-State fans were initially disappointed with him, but became very excited with him just before he fired to bring back Bill Snyder, who lead a very successful KSU team to become one of the worst teams in college football history.

I laughed...if you didn't, you hate america.
Your G.D. right if you didn't laugh you hate America.  America was built on Time Machines and humor. Do a little research, George Washington always telling jokes about time machines, it's in the Bible!
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: upperdecker on November 13, 2009, 08:31:34 PM
 :bs:

George Washington wasn't in the Bible.  Everyone knows that!  He was, OTOH, Bill Snyder's grandpa.
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: nicname on November 14, 2009, 04:37:06 AM
Funny.
Title: Re: KSU Football in Reverse
Post by: CrackerCat on November 14, 2009, 10:45:33 AM
Under this "reverse" theory, the game last weekend started 17-10 and ended in a tie.  Therefore, all teams in college football have zero wins, zero losses, and all ties. :jerkoff: