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Title: mizzou joke thread
Post by: Rick Daris on November 11, 2009, 12:00:29 PM
knock knock

who's there?

mizzou fan

mizzou fan who

mizzou fan that lives in a tent by the river and eats squirrel

could you be more specific? thanks. it's just that i know a lot of mizzou fans that live in tents by rivers and eat squirrel. i don't really want to open the door until i know which one you are. thanks again, i'm sure you understand.
Title: Re: mizzou joke thread
Post by: hemmy on November 11, 2009, 12:03:59 PM
Q: What do you call a Mizzou fan?





A:  Ugly
Title: Re: mizzou joke thread
Post by: Rick Daris on November 11, 2009, 12:08:48 PM
q. what do you call a mizzou fan w/ a full set of teeth?







a. a f^cking liar. then you punch him in the face and walk away.

Title: Re: mizzou joke thread
Post by: The42Yardstick on November 11, 2009, 12:10:40 PM
Missouri









(that's the joke. get it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: )
Title: Re: mizzou joke thread
Post by: catdude33 on November 11, 2009, 12:11:12 PM
knock knock

who's there?

mizzou

miz who?

no, mizzou

Oh, lol.  I thought you said miz who.  My mistake.
Title: Re: mizzou joke thread
Post by: cireksu on November 11, 2009, 12:13:47 PM
Knock knock

Who's there?


Mizzou fan


Mizzou fan who?


Mizzou fan who got these scars when I was stuck in my trailer and my meth lab exploded.
Title: Re: mizzou joke thread
Post by: Pett on November 11, 2009, 12:15:49 PM
Knock knock

Who's there?

Baylor

Baylor who?

The team who beat you @ home! :lol:
Title: Re: mizzou joke thread
Post by: Rick Daris on November 11, 2009, 12:25:02 PM
q. what does a missouri resident like most- fireworks, billboard signs or xxx video stores?






a. f^cking his cousin and eating roadkill. trick question.
Title: Re: mizzou joke thread
Post by: steve dave on November 11, 2009, 12:42:15 PM
-knock knock

-who's there?

-some stupid smelly jerkass who smells and is wearing his mama's bra and is from Mizzou

-that thing daris said about that not narrowing it down
Title: Re: mizzou joke thread
Post by: ksu_FAN on November 11, 2009, 01:03:51 PM
Remember when the Gov said Missouri roads were scarier than the 9/11 attacks? 

That was funny.