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Title: WTF MOM
Post by: j@yh@wks on November 10, 2009, 08:40:03 AM
So my mom, the big EWAW biatch that she is, calls me the other day.  She says, I think there was a mistake at the hospital when you were born (she's telling me this all serious and crap).  I'm like umm ok.  She says "There is no way any of my kids would ever cheer for a team with a gay looking bird for a mascot.

And then every single member of my family proceeded to call me to throw some salt in my wounds.  I hate you KSU, i really do. 
Title: Re: WTF MOM
Post by: jthutch on November 10, 2009, 08:42:31 AM
I love your mom, No really I LOVE your mom!   :steadymobbin':
Title: Re: WTF MOM
Post by: hemmy on November 10, 2009, 08:47:02 AM
We do not agree to be your rival :hornsdown
Title: Re: WTF MOM
Post by: j@yh@wks on November 10, 2009, 08:48:34 AM
We do not agree to be your rival :hornsdown

umm, ok.  moo is our rival.
Title: Re: WTF MOM
Post by: KITNfury on November 10, 2009, 08:53:09 AM
I probably would did hump on your mom.
Title: Re: WTF MOM
Post by: j@yh@wks on November 10, 2009, 08:54:17 AM
I probably would did hump on your mom.
:banghead:
Title: Re: WTF MOM
Post by: KSUTOMMY on November 10, 2009, 08:56:54 AM
So my mom, the big EWAW biatch that she is, calls me the other day.  She says, I think there was a mistake at the hospital when you were born (she's telling me this all serious and crap).  I'm like umm ok.  She says "There is no way any of my kids would ever cheer for a team with a gay looking bird for a mascot.

And then every single member of my family proceeded to call me to throw some salt in my wounds.  I hate you KSU, i really do. 

Your mom sounds like a very intelligent woman... too bad the EMAW gene was recessive with you.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: WTF MOM
Post by: j@yh@wks on November 10, 2009, 08:58:43 AM
So my mom, the big EWAW biatch that she is, calls me the other day.  She says, I think there was a mistake at the hospital when you were born (she's telling me this all serious and crap).  I'm like umm ok.  She says "There is no way any of my kids would ever cheer for a team with a gay looking bird for a mascot.

And then every single member of my family proceeded to call me to throw some salt in my wounds.  I hate you KSU, i really do. 

Your mom sounds like a very intelligent woman... too bad the EMAW gene was recessive with you.  :thumbsup:
The only good thing about it was I watched a lot of KSU throughout the DOD so I saw some really great football, then I watched ku.  I was jealous, i will admit it.  But i'm jayhawk till I die.
Title: Re: WTF MOM
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on November 10, 2009, 09:05:09 AM
We do not agree to be your rival :hornsdown

umm, ok.  moo is our rival.

Exactly.  You 2 have a real neck and neck battle going for dead f v cking last in the division.
Title: Re: WTF MOM
Post by: jeffy on November 10, 2009, 09:05:53 AM
So my mom, the big EWAW biatch that she is, calls me the other day.  She says, I think there was a mistake at the hospital when you were born (she's telling me this all serious and crap).  I'm like umm ok.  She says "There is no way any of my kids would ever cheer for a team with a gay looking bird for a mascot.

And then every single member of my family proceeded to call me to throw some salt in my wounds.  I hate you KSU, i really do. 

Your mom sounds like a very intelligent woman... too bad the EMAW gene was recessive with you.  :thumbsup:
The only good thing about it was I watched a lot of KSU throughout the DOD so I saw some really great football, then I watched ku.  I was jealous, i will admit it.  But i'm jayhawk till I die.

Who will die first, you or Mangino?
Title: Re: WTF MOM
Post by: j@yh@wks on November 10, 2009, 09:09:21 AM
So my mom, the big EWAW biatch that she is, calls me the other day.  She says, I think there was a mistake at the hospital when you were born (she's telling me this all serious and crap).  I'm like umm ok.  She says "There is no way any of my kids would ever cheer for a team with a gay looking bird for a mascot.

And then every single member of my family proceeded to call me to throw some salt in my wounds.  I hate you KSU, i really do. 

Your mom sounds like a very intelligent woman... too bad the EMAW gene was recessive with you.  :thumbsup:
The only good thing about it was I watched a lot of KSU throughout the DOD so I saw some really great football, then I watched ku.  I was jealous, i will admit it.  But i'm jayhawk till I die.

Who will die first, you or Mangino?
i'm 31 and about 190 so I'm think not me.
Title: Re: WTF MOM
Post by: j@yh@wks on November 10, 2009, 09:10:10 AM
We do not agree to be your rival :hornsdown

umm, ok.  moo is our rival.

Exactly.  You 2 have a real neck and neck battle going for dead f v cking last in the division.
yup, we get to experience the last 4 years of ISU vs. KSU
Title: Re: WTF MOM
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on November 10, 2009, 09:13:31 AM
We do not agree to be your rival :hornsdown

umm, ok.  moo is our rival.

Exactly.  You 2 have a real neck and neck battle going for dead f v cking last in the division.
yup, we get to experience the last 4 years of ISU vs. KSU

and the decade before that of ku vs. ISU/MU    :piratewave:
Title: Re: WTF MOM
Post by: mikeycat on November 10, 2009, 09:20:33 AM
hi son....tell your mother I said hello.
Title: Re: WTF MOM
Post by: Mayday on November 10, 2009, 09:25:13 AM
hi son....tell your mother I said hello.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: WTF MOM
Post by: Tulsa Cat on November 10, 2009, 09:28:53 AM
So ... cough ... where exactly was your mother in 1978?  :confused:  Not Manhattan?
 :pirate_grrr:
Title: Re: WTF MOM
Post by: KSUTOMMY on November 10, 2009, 09:38:37 AM
hi son....tell your mother I said hello.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

+5
Title: Re: WTF MOM
Post by: The42Yardstick on November 10, 2009, 11:12:23 AM
My family is all Nebraska fans :blank:

edit: One CU fan also. He's probably one of the more elite members of the family.
Title: Re: WTF MOM
Post by: oneeyedWillie on November 10, 2009, 12:17:19 PM
Your emawm sounds awesome. :love:
Title: Re: WTF MOM
Post by: Perry on November 10, 2009, 12:19:29 PM
My family is all Nebraska fans :blank:

edit: One CU fan also. He's probably one of the more elite members of the family.

Redundant statement is redundant.
Title: Re: WTF MOM
Post by: Super PurpleCat on November 10, 2009, 12:21:58 PM
You need to buy your mom dinner and tell her you're sorry for what a bad son/daughter you've been.
Title: Re: WTF MOM
Post by: 0709CatGrad on November 10, 2009, 12:29:02 PM
hi son....tell your mother I said hello.

Hey, Eskimo brother.  :pirate:
Title: Re: WTF MOM
Post by: kat_dad on November 10, 2009, 01:00:07 PM
So my mom, the big EWAW biatch that she is, calls me the other day.  She says, I think there was a mistake at the hospital when you were born (she's telling me this all serious and crap).  I'm like umm ok.  She says "There is no way any of my kids would ever cheer for a team with a gay looking bird for a mascot.

And then every single member of my family proceeded to call me to throw some salt in my wounds.  I hate you KSU, i really do. 

Sounds like the best part of you ran down your momma's crack and ended up a brown stain on the mattress.

Your mom -->  :kstatriot:
Title: Re: WTF MOM
Post by: 97cat on November 10, 2009, 01:26:00 PM
So my mom, the big EWAW biatch that she is, calls me the other day.  She says, I think there was a mistake at the hospital when you were born (she's telling me this all serious and crap).  I'm like umm ok.  She says "There is no way any of my kids would ever cheer for a team with a gay looking bird for a mascot.

And then every single member of my family proceeded to call me to throw some salt in my wounds.  I hate you KSU, i really do. 

Your mom sounds like a very intelligent woman... too bad the EMAW gene was recessive with you.  :thumbsup:
The only good thing about it was I watched a lot of KSU throughout the DOD so I saw some really great football, then I watched ku.  I was jealous, i will admit it.  But i'm jayhawk till I die.

a jayhawk until you die? Could you quit being a jayhawk in like 3 minutes, then?
Title: Re: WTF MOM
Post by: ~WabashRoll~ on November 10, 2009, 03:06:45 PM
So my mom, the big EWAW biatch that she is, calls me the other day.  She says, I think there was a mistake at the hospital when you were born (she's telling me this all serious and crap).  I'm like umm ok.  She says "There is no way any of my kids would ever cheer for a team with a gay looking bird for a mascot.

And then every single member of my family proceeded to call me to throw some salt in my wounds.  I hate you KSU, i really do. 

Your mom sounds like a very intelligent woman... too bad the EMAW gene was recessive with you.  :thumbsup:
The only good thing about it was I watched a lot of KSU throughout the DOD so I saw some really great football, then I watched ku.  I was jealous, i will admit it.  But i'm jayhawk till I die.

Who will die first, you or Mangino?
i'm 31 and about 190 so I'm think not me.


Frack, that's scary.  Judging by your writing style I thought you were either retarded or twelve.



Title: Re: WTF MOM
Post by: j@yh@wks on November 10, 2009, 06:49:09 PM

Frack, that's scary.  Judging by your writing style I thought you were either retarded or twelve.


you know this is a message board right?  just curious.