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Sports => Snyder's Electronic Cyber Space World => Topic started by: steve dave on November 02, 2009, 10:45:30 AM
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Begin lining up at the Ernie Barrett statue on the south west corner of the stadium near the entrance to the OOD at 8AM sharp Saturday morning. You will need to bring yourself and your balls as they are required for them to be stomped on. You can park your tractors across the street to the North in the open lots. Come prepared to have your sub par education, appearance and smell ridiculed. Your face and balls will be punched at a pace that is hard to comprehend. Kicks will follow and these will land to your midsection and, again, balls. Some of you may have your unconscious bodies thrust to the ground and rolled down a hill into a pile for your families to retrieve following the game. Dogs will be urinating on this throughout the day. This unconscious body mound will be marked with a sign that says, "Huge Pile of Smelly Losers" with an arrow pointing to its base. The text of the sign will be in Trajan. Your wives/girlfriends should come to the knocked out body pickup location prepared to be aroused to the point of non-control at the site of myself and my crew. Understand that we are used to this and have multiple ways to elude your disgusting looking females. Specific questions will be fielded in this thread.
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Nice :clap:
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This is epic, I just read this during class and busted out laughing. :kstatriot:
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Once gain, I think your out of luck with fighting this week SD. I'm pretty sure that all of the ku fans that used to come over here and post/talk sh1t have offed themselves. Sorry man, can you control your anger for at least one week? :frown:
I bet the MU fans will be down. :billypopcorn:
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Note: If you are beaten unconscious, please have a friend or family member available to warm up your tractors as it is November and they will be cold.
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Note: If you are beaten unconscious, please have a friend or family member available to warm up your tractors as it is November and they will be cold.
Great point LSOC
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Please note ku fans: SD said to line up by the Ernie Barrett statue, and not Roc-a-Belly.
:steadymobbin':
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Please note ku fans: SD said to line up by the Ernie Barrett statue, and not Roc-a-Belly.
:steadymobbin':
Good thing you point this out as most will be coming from Roc-a-Belly.
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SD: Could you go through a typical air punch workout for us, and how often do you mentally air punch.
Thanks and I'll listen off line.
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ku fans -- this guy has nothing on SD just so you know what you are working with.
Also there are some good pointers that might give you a chance against SD.
As if.. :lol: :lol: :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-nd5s7kJLs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-nd5s7kJLs)
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sd, I know you don't like to pommel females, will you be counting homosexuals as females or are you an equal opportunity fighter?
imho you should probably beat in the :ku: faces too or you will only be fighting the dozen or so ku fans that are straight.
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Dear Man With Two First Names:
I accept. I have this really crappy 1998 Mercury Sable that breaks down all the time but is awesome because it is THE TANK OF CARS! (Handles like one, runs like one). If you're not careful, I'll totally run you over with it. Or lull you to sleep when I rev the engine.
If you can't handle the automotive du-EL format, then I will bust out my katana and slice up all the EMAWS and all you will see is their arms separated from their bodies like this :steadymobbin':
:piratecaptain: :pirate_grrr: :pirateskull:
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You also may want to sharpen your skills before coming to Manhattan. This guy will teach you how to master your ninja techniques.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjcplFIlvNI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjcplFIlvNI)
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sd, I know you don't like to pommel females, will you be counting homosexuals as females or are you an equal opportunity fighter?
imho you should probably beat in the :ku: faces too or you will only be fighting the dozen or so ku fans that are straight.
While this is a valide point and a good one. I would say give the :ku: equal nut stomping time. I for one am indifferent for gay rights if they want to line up they can have their nuts stomped and faces caved in by Steve Dave's fists of furry.
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sd, I know you don't like to pommel females, will you be counting homosexuals as females or are you an equal opportunity fighter?
imho you should probably beat in the :ku: faces too or you will only be fighting the dozen or so ku fans that are straight.
Sexual preference is none of my business. If they like dudes good for them. Could cause problems if both guys get in the beating line and both are unconcious. Who is going to get the unconcious bodies :dunno:
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Note: If you are beaten unconscious, please have a friend or family member available to warm up your tractors as it is November and they will be cold.
Great point LSOC
I couldn't help but remember 2 years ago when you handed out informal face/nut poundings that RCPD had to tow a bunch of tractors with Douglas County tags because the owners were knocked out in the pile.
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There was actually an exhibit at the Beach Museum a few years back that was just the shoes worn by the victims of SD in a similar match. It was really moving. Kind of like they were frozen in time. Like you were able to hear the ball punches yourself. You really get a sense of the magnitude of something like that when you are able to see it up close and personal, ya know?
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Dear Man With Two First Names:
I accept. I have this really crappy 1998 Mercury Sable that breaks down all the time but is awesome because it is THE TANK OF CARS! (Handles like one, runs like one). If you're not careful, I'll totally run you over with it. Or lull you to sleep when I rev the engine.
If you can't handle the automotive du-EL format, then I will bust out my katana and slice up all the EMAWS and all you will see is their arms separated from their bodies like this :steadymobbin':
:piratecaptain: :pirate_grrr: :pirateskull:
Past face/nutstompings prohibited weapons, which is a category that your Sable and katana fall under. Might want to learn some quick martial arts/how-best-to-cover-face/nuts-while-being-stomped training.
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Dear Man With Two First Names:
I accept. I have this really crappy 1998 Mercury Sable that breaks down all the time but is awesome because it is THE TANK OF CARS! (Handles like one, runs like one). If you're not careful, I'll totally run you over with it. Or lull you to sleep when I rev the engine.
If you can't handle the automotive du-EL format, then I will bust out my katana and slice up all the EMAWS and all you will see is their arms separated from their bodies like this :steadymobbin':
:piratecaptain: :pirate_grrr: :pirateskull:
I would try to fight with car and katanas too... If I were a big hairy vag!
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The text of the sign will be in Trajan.
SD this is one of the best yet and was made so by the above quote... perfect. :lol:
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I' concerned the abundant use of the word balls and nut(s) in this thread may be getting the entire Squawk fanbase hopeful and excited....is that the response you were looking for?
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Dear Man With Two First Names:
I accept. I have this really crappy 1998 Mercury Sable that breaks down all the time but is awesome because it is THE TANK OF CARS! (Handles like one, runs like one). If you're not careful, I'll totally run you over with it. Or lull you to sleep when I rev the engine.
If you can't handle the automotive du-EL format, then I will bust out my katana and slice up all the EMAWS and all you will see is their arms separated from their bodies like this :steadymobbin':
:piratecaptain: :pirate_grrr: :pirateskull:
I would try to fight with car and katanas too... If I were a big hairy vag!
Look man, my fists are registered as weapons of mass destruction by the United Nations, so I'm not trying to play too dirty here and all, ya know?
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I' concerned the abundant use of the word balls and nut(s) in this thread may be getting the entire Squawk fanbase hopeful and excited....is that the response you were looking for?
QFT. I fear that the thought of having SD handle their junk will entice a, well let's call it an alternative crowd to the one that we actually want. Let it be known that the balls will be crushed, not caressed.
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I have hired a Catholic priest to come out and damn all the dead to Hell
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Just so we're all clear, could someone remind us of what S.D. looks like in real life? I believe someone has some photos. :steadymobbin':
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Dear Man With Two First Names:
I accept. I have this really crappy 1998 Mercury Sable that breaks down all the time but is awesome because it is THE TANK OF CARS! (Handles like one, runs like one). If you're not careful, I'll totally run you over with it. Or lull you to sleep when I rev the engine.
If you can't handle the automotive du-EL format, then I will bust out my katana and slice up all the EMAWS and all you will see is their arms separated from their bodies like this :steadymobbin':
:piratecaptain: :pirate_grrr: :pirateskull:
I would try to fight with car and katanas too... If I were a big hairy vag!
Good point, D00m. Please refer to The42Yardstick's FB profile pic:
(http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/vagina-costume.jpg)
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Just so we're all clear, could someone remind us of what S.D. looks like in real life? I believe someone has some photos. :steadymobbin':
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3378/3598451447_b89b90995c.jpg)
So dont mess with him
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If you want text messages updates as the dominations proceed, post your number here and I will send you exclusive content with my personal analysis of the whippings.
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If you want text messages updates as the dominations proceed, post your number here and I will send you exclusive content with my personal analysis of the whippings.
776-5577
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785-864-3142
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If you want text messages updates as the dominations proceed, post your number here and I will send you exclusive content with my personal analysis of the whippings.
776-5577
Check your phone, just sent early fight week analysis with breakdown of SD's only known weakness. DO NOT SHARE WITH POTENTIAL FIGHT PARTICIPANTS.
If you want to opt out text "stop sending me hard hitting breakdowns of this exciting event" and you will be taken off the list.
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OH! P.S....I don't have texting (mom is kind of a b*tch). Just call and leave a message for Mark.
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I' concerned the abundant use of the word balls and nut(s) in this thread may be getting the entire Squawk fanbase hopeful and excited....is that the response you were looking for?
QFT. I fear that the thought of having SD handle their junk will entice a, well let's call it an alternative crowd to the one that we actually want. Let it be known that the balls will be crushed, not caressed.
Not sure, but I hear a lot of them go for the "rough stuff." Thus, I don't think this will actually scare away the wrong crowd. Indeed, it may be an even larger draw (you may get a ton of Lawrence folk in just to receive a beat down. They may even try and pay you some dough for it.
Could be a highly profitable, yet messy, experience in the end. :eek: :love: :D
(http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/object/922/922352/mr-slave_south-park_pictureboxart_160w.jpg)
Later,
Sam S.
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Have just put up "steve dave fighting ku fans: Forsight" on my blog. Check it out.
I feature an interview with a USC fan who lasted over 30 seconds with sd back in '02. Check it out.
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Can't wait to see the SD in action
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Reminder to ku fans: Do NOT go to Bramlage, this is not basketball! This a football game... read s-l-o-w-l-y... FOOTball. Write it on your hand if necessary.
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Reminder to ku fans: Do NOT go to Bramlage, this is not basketball! This a football game... read s-l-o-w-l-y... FOOTball. Write it on your hand if necessary.
But not your palm. :jerkoff:
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I have hired a Catholic priest to come out and damn all the dead to Hell
Great, now we're going to have all sorts of weirdos hoping that SD will feel them up and/or the priest will be doling out bjs.
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I am going to be really busy with tailgating and stuff. However, you are a Hawk fan on the east side of the stadium then you can stop by my lavish RV for your ass kicking. It's the nicest one in the row, with the LCD TV outside.
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I am going to be really busy with tailgating and stuff. However, you are a Hawk fan on the east side of the stadium then you can stop by my lavish RV for your ass kicking. It's the nicest one in the row, with the LCD TV outside.
Will you also be stomping and punching nuts? Or mostly kicking ass? Just curious.
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NOTICE: Please keep all homophobic remarks out of my ass kicking thread. Your cooperation is appreciated.
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UPDATE: Now on my premium blog, I break down how the cooler fall air will affect the hard leather of SD's high dollar shoes as they crash into the sack of weak willed ku fight participants.
Also, I relay Kirk Herbstreit's "off the record comments" on this weekends fights. You will be surprised on what Herbie thinks about the impending beatings.
This is premium so keep it to yourself.
Check it out!
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Specific questions will be fielded in this thread.
Steve, i won't be down in Manhattan for the game this week. Can we meet south of Beatrice on 77, near wymore maybe, for our fight. Could be epic, and nobody to see it. They will then talk about it for years, " if j@yh@wks and SD fight in wymore, nebraska and nobody is around to see it, did the universe still shutter?".
:chainsaw: :chainsaw: :pirate_grrr: :pirate_grrr: :bootyshake: :banghead: :mad: 8-) :ohno: :piratecaptain: :WeirdRobert: :cobhead: :Fuskerhook: :baityes: :valkwho: :jail: :forked: :koolaid: :ustupid: :censor: crap hitting fan :twobirds: :twobirds: :twobirds: :twobirds: :twobirds: :twobirds: :bong: :BigToke: :flamethrower: :boxing: :block: :baring: :poke: :sword: :stretcher: :repost: :onthecan: :suicideispainless: :bonk: :cactus: :fatgino: :hanged: :impatient: :puppet: :scarymovie: :stirpot: :redX: :sport028: :flashphotog: :lightsaber: :ttiwwop: :base5: :comehere: :comehere: :comehere: :batman: :coplights: :jblein: :cop: :in-n-out: :bug: :babywillie: :Fbomb: :ridinghorse: :SDsRaccoon:
and
:beersmiley: :SDsRaccoon: :Ughhh: :TTrialW:
see you there flying karate cow. :skillz: :piratewave:
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^ weird post
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^ weird post
It's called a tapout.
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^ weird post
It's called a tapout.
just trying to accommodate sd. i figure he might take that road going down to manhattan. it's only an hour from me. The NCAA almost pulled the plug on future ncaa tournament games in omaha because of the last time we were in the same city together. :piratewave:
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NOTICE: Please keep all homophobic remarks out of my ass kicking thread. Your cooperation is appreciated.
So, I guess the pro-homo posts are okay?
I guess it is ku week.
Sam S.
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NOTICE: Please keep all homophobic remarks out of my ass kicking thread. Your cooperation is appreciated.
How do you feel about priestophobic remarks in you thread? TIA.
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NOTICE: Please keep all homophobic remarks out of my ass kicking thread. Your cooperation is appreciated.
How do you feel about priestophobic remarks in you thread? TIA.
Just heard rumor that Fred Phelps' crew will be there to protest SD's egalitarian nut-stomping, which he administers to all deserving without regard to race, gender, orientation, or species.
Now may we please return our attention to the graphic descriptions of the beatings themselves, the fighting techniques involved, and the injuries that will result. tia
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This thread went from this: :lol: to this: :flush:, far too quickly.
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NOTICE: Please keep all homophobic remarks out of my ass kicking thread. Your cooperation is appreciated.
How do you feel about priestophobic remarks in you thread? TIA.
Just heard rumor that Fred Phelps' crew will be there to protest SD's egalitarian nut-stomping, which he administers to all deserving without regard to race, gender, orientation, or species.
Now may we please return our attention to the graphic descriptions of the beatings themselves, the fighting techniques involved, and the injuries that will result. tia
You know something cool is going down when the Phelps posse shows up to picket.
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NOTICE: Please keep all homophobic remarks out of my ass kicking thread. Your cooperation is appreciated.
How do you feel about priestophobic remarks in you thread? TIA.
Just heard rumor that Fred Phelps' crew will be there to protest SD's egalitarian nut-stomping, which he administers to all deserving without regard to race, gender, orientation, or species.
Now may we please return our attention to the graphic descriptions of the beatings themselves, the fighting techniques involved, and the injuries that will result. tia
You know something cool is going down when the Phelps posse shows up to picket.
So, will the beatdowns of the Phelps be given only to those wearing 'Hawk gear? Of, will all Phelps clan members be beaten soundly since they are known to change gear depending where the are picketing.
I figure this is a pertinent question. Plus, though I won't be at the beatdown, I'd be willing to thrash any Phelpser (if so sanctioned by steve dave) I come across.
:sport028:
Sam S.
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Nice :clap:
Wait your turn.
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Just so we're all clear, could someone remind us of what S.D. looks like in real life? I believe someone has some photos. :steadymobbin':
Just look for the most beautiful man at the stadium. Trust me when I say that you will know it when you see Steve Dave.
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Check my blog for a podcast of my interview with legendary boxing analyst Larry Merchant who discusses how SD's groin kick has become the premier fan on fan fighting weapon and how it is virtually unstoppable.
Also, I share a lengthy text message exchange I had with Storm Shadow of COBRA in which he reveals some details about SD's shadowy past and his mystical training under the Hard Master.
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Just got back from happy hour at an elite Omaha locale. A guy was there in a ku shirt and I asked him if he was going to be in line tomorrow. He said, "What?" which I took for a yes and I kicked him in the balls so hard he threw up. His girlfriend immediately walked up to me and kissed me on the mouth.
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Just got back from happy hour at an elite Omaha locale. A guy was there in a ku shirt and I asked him if he was going to be in line tomorrow. He said, "What?" which I took for a yes and I kicked him in the balls so hard he threw up. His girlfriend immediately walked up to me and kissed me on the mouth.
lolzers
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Just got back from happy hour at an elite Omaha locale. A guy was there in a ku shirt and I asked him if he was going to be in line tomorrow. He said, "What?" which I took for a yes and I kicked him in the balls so hard he threw up. His girlfriend immediately walked up to me and kissed me on the mouth.
wow. :steadymobbin':
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Just got back from happy hour at an elite Omaha locale. A guy was there in a ku shirt and I asked him if he was going to be in line tomorrow. He said, "What?" which I took for a yes and I kicked him in the balls so hard he threw up. His girlfriend immediately walked up to me and kissed me on the mouth.
:woohoo:
steve dave your awesomeness knows no bounds. For your sake and safety I just hope his "date" wasn't a tranny for hire, nor did she have any scary mouth diseases from servicing 'Hauckers.
Sam S.
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Just got back from happy hour at an elite Omaha locale. A guy was there in a ku shirt and I asked him if he was going to be in line tomorrow. He said, "What?" which I took for a yes and I kicked him in the balls so hard he threw up. His girlfriend immediately walked up to me and kissed me on the mouth.
Reading this made me lol... And I hate admitting that... Makes me feel like a nerd...
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Begin lining up at the Ernie Barrett statue on the south west corner of the stadium near the entrance to the OOD at 8AM sharp Saturday morning. You will need to bring yourself and your balls as they are required for them to be stomped on. You can park your tractors across the street to the North in the open lots. Come prepared to have your sub par education, appearance and smell ridiculed. Your face and balls will be punched at a pace that is hard to comprehend. Kicks will follow and these will land to your midsection and, again, balls. Some of you may have your unconscious bodies thrust to the ground and rolled down a hill into a pile for your families to retrieve following the game. Dogs will be urinating on this throughout the day. This unconscious body mound will be marked with a sign that says, "Huge Pile of Smelly Losers" with an arrow pointing to its base. The text of the sign will be in Trajan. Your wives/girlfriends should come to the knocked out body pickup location prepared to be aroused to the point of non-control at the site of myself and my crew. Understand that we are used to this and have multiple ways to elude your disgusting looking females. Specific questions will be fielded in this thread.
While I do see the humor in this, your grammar is absolutely atrocious.
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Nobody waiting in line? Should have opened this up to the Sooners on their way to Lincoln.
:impatient: :valkwho: :bitchslap: :dive: :beersmiley: :piratecaptain:
:steadymobbin':
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Initial reports are saying that steve dave is orbiting the moon in outer space because I kicked his ass all the way out there :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:sword:
Initial reports are saying that steve dave is orbiting the moon in outer space because I kicked his ass all the way out there :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Cute post by Steve, but wholly unrealistic. No self respecting ku grad would drive a tractor to a football game, and KSU has zero room to talk about the smell of ku women or their attractiveness. If I recall correctly Larry Eustachy found your women to be ugly even when drunk. That is saying something.
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Initial reports are saying that steve dave is orbiting the moon in outer space because I kicked his ass all the way out there :lol: :lol: :lol:
Just got the word that this is a fraudulent report. I had my suspicions when I read the part about the moon.
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Cute post by Steve, but wholly unrealistic. No self respecting ku grad would drive a tractor to a football game, and KSU has zero room to talk about the smell of ku women or their attractiveness. If I recall correctly Larry Eustachy found your women to be ugly even when drunk. That is saying something.
WUTMFT
:steadymobbin':
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Just punched a guy in the face so hard he did a complete flip and landed back on his feet.
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Initial reports are saying that steve dave is orbiting the moon in outer space because I kicked his ass all the way out there :lol: :lol: :lol:
Just got the word that this is a fraudulent report. I had my suspicions when I read the part about the moon.
Ok, fine, it's Mars. You know that the Hubble telescope is all blurry and sh*t.
(How the hell do you get wireless on Mars?! That's pretty elite :eek: )
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Begin lining up at the Ernie Barrett statue on the south west corner of the stadium near the entrance to the OOD at 8AM sharp Saturday morning. You will need to bring yourself and your balls as they are required for them to be stomped on. You can park your tractors across the street to the North in the open lots. Come prepared to have your sub par education, appearance and smell ridiculed. Your face and balls will be punched at a pace that is hard to comprehend. Kicks will follow and these will land to your midsection and, again, balls. Some of you may have your unconscious bodies thrust to the ground and rolled down a hill into a pile for your families to retrieve following the game. Dogs will be urinating on this throughout the day. This unconscious body mound will be marked with a sign that says, "Huge Pile of Smelly Losers" with an arrow pointing to its base. The text of the sign will be in Trajan. Your wives/girlfriends should come to the knocked out body pickup location prepared to be aroused to the point of non-control at the site of myself and my crew. Understand that we are used to this and have multiple ways to elude your disgusting looking females. Specific questions will be fielded in this thread.
While I do see the humor in this, your grammar is absolutely atrocious.
You should have stopped at post 10.
Initial reports are saying that steve dave is orbiting the moon in outer space because I kicked his ass all the way out there :lol: :lol: :lol:
Just got the word that this is a fraudulent report. I had my suspicions when I read the part about the moon.
Ok, fine, it's Mars. You know that the Hubble telescope is all blurry and sh*t.
(How the hell do you get wireless on Mars?! That's pretty elite :eek: )
Everyone in space gets wireless. Satellites and crap.