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Title: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: The1BigWillie on October 16, 2009, 04:20:03 PM
Other guidelines.  No immortality, can't kill anyone, and can't alter anyone else's thoughts.  Go!! 

1. 8% bodyfat no matter what I ate.
2. A bazillion dollars
3. 40" vertical for the rest of my life.
Title: Re: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: jeffy on October 16, 2009, 04:44:59 PM
1.  A million dollars.
2. 2 Chicks at the same time.
3.  Profit.
Title: Re: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: krazykat on October 16, 2009, 04:53:43 PM
1. money, lots of it.
2. i would sell wish #2
3. i would sell wish #3
Title: Re: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: KITNfury on October 16, 2009, 05:58:57 PM
1) "Control Z" for my life (might fall into time travel category)
2) To be the most persuasive man who ever lived
3) To be happy for the rest of my life (the cheesy one, but for real)
Title: Re: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: doom on October 16, 2009, 06:19:57 PM
5 billion dollars.

Kansas State would win a basketball national championship.

ku would lose every game at every sport for 10 years.
Title: Re: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: hemmy on October 16, 2009, 06:51:11 PM
1. Dunno
2. 20 Billion dollars
3. Perfect health
Title: Re: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: kst8cat on October 16, 2009, 08:20:24 PM
1. money, lots of it.
2. i would sell wish #2
3. i would sell wish #3

If you already had all the money you wanted from wish #1, why sell your other two wishes?

 :dunno:
Title: Re: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: Thin Blue Line on October 16, 2009, 10:09:53 PM
1) "Control Z" for my life (might fall into time travel category)
2) To be the most persuasive man who ever lived
3) To be happy for the rest of my life (the cheesy one, but for real)

Would that be for "undo" or your "end of life"?
Title: Re: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: Pett on October 16, 2009, 10:30:49 PM
1. Balloon boy's dad dies in a fatal car crash.
2. Balloon boy's mom dies in a fatal car crash.
3. For Balloon boy to continually throw up for the rest of his life for the stunt that he pulled.
Title: Re: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: krazykat on October 16, 2009, 11:29:15 PM
1. money, lots of it.
2. i would sell wish #2
3. i would sell wish #3

If you already had all the money you wanted from wish #1, why sell your other two wishes?

 :dunno:
i like money. if i sold one of my "wishes" i would be making some one else happy which in turn might help with me not feeling like a greedy old selfish bastard (which i am).
Title: Re: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: mjrod on October 17, 2009, 12:51:21 AM
1.  Be telekinetic
2.  Be invisible.
3.  Live forever.
Title: Re: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: jmlynch1 on October 17, 2009, 12:53:28 AM
if you had telekinesis and invisibility you would be the fattest sex offender ever.
Title: Re: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: mjrod on October 17, 2009, 12:59:15 AM
if you had telekinesis and invisibility you would be the fattest sex offender ever.

Who would know?

Title: Re: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on October 17, 2009, 09:17:48 AM
Other guidelines.  No immortality, can't kill anyone, and can't alter anyone else's thoughts.  Go!! 

1. 8% bodyfat no matter what I ate.
2. A bazillion dollars
3. 40" vertical for the rest of my life.

A 40" vertical at age 80 means every bone in your body breaks when you come down.
Title: Re: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: jeffy on October 17, 2009, 09:57:34 AM
Other guidelines.  No immortality, can't kill anyone, and can't alter anyone else's thoughts.  Go!! 

1. 8% bodyfat no matter what I ate.
2. A bazillion dollars
3. 40" vertical for the rest of my life.

A 40" vertical at age 80 means every bone in your body breaks when you come down.

But with a bazillion dollars, he can have it repaired.... unless we have Obamacare, then he'll have to wait in line like everyone else.
Title: Re: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: The1BigWillie on October 17, 2009, 11:31:25 AM
1.  Be telekinetic
2.  Be invisible.
3.  Live forever.


so... you would use your wishes to be a ghost.  A ghost with no friends who nobody can see.  Ugghh... I just realized you could have already had your wishes and you could be sitting right next to me naked and I wouldn't even know it. 
Title: Re: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: ksuno1stunner on October 17, 2009, 02:36:54 PM
1. slaves
2. drop panties w/ a single catchphrase
3. ability to never get sick of a single food (pref chipotle)
Title: Re: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: treysolid on October 17, 2009, 02:46:17 PM
you forgot the most basic of 3 wishes rules.  can't wish for more wishes.

that being said,

1).  unlimited supply of ice-cream sandwiches
2).  an underwater palace complete with "land-mammal tanks".
3).  an inflatable water trampoline.  so much fun.

(http://img.diytrade.com/cdimg/175075/4784519/0/1196215179/Water_Trampoline-1.jpg)
Title: Re: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: The1BigWillie on October 17, 2009, 03:17:53 PM
you forgot the most basic of 3 wishes rules.  can't wish for more wishes.

that being said,

1).  unlimited supply of ice-cream sandwiches
2).  an underwater palace complete with "land-mammal tanks".
3).  an inflatable water trampoline.  so much fun.

(http://img.diytrade.com/cdimg/175075/4784519/0/1196215179/Water_Trampoline-1.jpg)

great wishes.  The subject line actually contains the "no more wishes" clause.
Title: Re: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: treysolid on October 17, 2009, 05:23:12 PM
you forgot the most basic of 3 wishes rules.  can't wish for more wishes.

that being said,

1).  unlimited supply of ice-cream sandwiches
2).  an underwater palace complete with "land-mammal tanks".
3).  an inflatable water trampoline.  so much fun.

(http://img.diytrade.com/cdimg/175075/4784519/0/1196215179/Water_Trampoline-1.jpg)

great wishes.  The subject line actually contains the "no more wishes" clause.

 :redface:  saw 3 wishes and totally breezed over the rest of the title.  why is everyone wishing for money?  like that's going to make you happy   :lol:
Title: Re: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: doom on October 17, 2009, 06:50:54 PM
you forgot the most basic of 3 wishes rules.  can't wish for more wishes.

that being said,

1).  unlimited supply of ice-cream sandwiches
2).  an underwater palace complete with "land-mammal tanks".
3).  an inflatable water trampoline.  so much fun.

(http://img.diytrade.com/cdimg/175075/4784519/0/1196215179/Water_Trampoline-1.jpg)

great wishes.  The subject line actually contains the "no more wishes" clause.

 :redface:  saw 3 wishes and totally breezed over the rest of the title.  why is everyone wishing for money?  like that's going to make you happy   :lol:

But I can use it to buy the basic things that make people happy (water trampolines, Neapolitan ice cream, hookers, etc.)  It also kind of lets me combine wishes. 
Title: Re: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: treysolid on October 17, 2009, 08:25:09 PM
you forgot the most basic of 3 wishes rules.  can't wish for more wishes.

that being said,

1).  unlimited supply of ice-cream sandwiches
2).  an underwater palace complete with "land-mammal tanks".
3).  an inflatable water trampoline.  so much fun.

(http://img.diytrade.com/cdimg/175075/4784519/0/1196215179/Water_Trampoline-1.jpg)

great wishes.  The subject line actually contains the "no more wishes" clause.

 :redface:  saw 3 wishes and totally breezed over the rest of the title.  why is everyone wishing for money?  like that's going to make you happy   :lol:

But I can use it to buy the basic things that make people happy (water trampolines, Neapolitan ice cream, hookers, etc.)  It also kind of lets me combine wishes. 

mo' money, mo' problems, G.
Title: Re: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: doom on October 17, 2009, 09:18:25 PM
you forgot the most basic of 3 wishes rules.  can't wish for more wishes.

that being said,

1).  unlimited supply of ice-cream sandwiches
2).  an underwater palace complete with "land-mammal tanks".
3).  an inflatable water trampoline.  so much fun.

(http://img.diytrade.com/cdimg/175075/4784519/0/1196215179/Water_Trampoline-1.jpg)

great wishes.  The subject line actually contains the "no more wishes" clause.

 :redface:  saw 3 wishes and totally breezed over the rest of the title.  why is everyone wishing for money?  like that's going to make you happy   :lol:

But I can use it to buy the basic things that make people happy (water trampolines, Neapolitan ice cream, hookers, etc.)  It also kind of lets me combine wishes. 

mo' money, mo' water trampolines, G.
Title: Re: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: KITNfury on October 17, 2009, 10:23:28 PM
1) "Control Z" for my life (might fall into time travel category)
2) To be the most persuasive man who ever lived
3) To be happy for the rest of my life (the cheesy one, but for real)

Would that be for "undo" or your "end of life"?
Definitely undo. Like that time I farted a mustard bomb in my boss's office. Instant regret. Wanted Needed to control z that situation.
Title: Re: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: cireksu on October 18, 2009, 10:05:47 AM
50 billion dollars

7 MBB/FB Championships in the next 20 years.

Perfect Health no matter what I did to my body.
Title: Re: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: The1BigWillie on October 20, 2009, 04:52:49 PM
Money doesn't buy happiness?  Bullcrap..

Daniel Tosh explains... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9-OlE7NLX0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9-OlE7NLX0)

Sorry for the crapty quality.
Title: Re: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: FBWillie on October 20, 2009, 10:18:10 PM
if you had telekinesis and invisibility you would be the fattest sex offender ever.


Major   :lol:
Title: Re: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: Bookcat on October 21, 2009, 08:43:19 PM
1. To always have at least $1 dollar in my checking account no matter how much I spent

2. To have Kstate football win an NC with Snyder as HC

3. Snap my fingers and a Chipotle burrito appears
Title: Re: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: mjrod on October 22, 2009, 12:29:51 AM
1.  Be telekinetic
2.  Be invisible.
3.  Live forever.


so... you would use your wishes to be a ghost.  A ghost with no friends who nobody can see.  Ugghh... I just realized you could have already had your wishes and you could be sitting right next to me naked and I wouldn't even know it. 

I should qualify that.. the ability to make myself invisible.

There are times when you just want to know what's going on, and not have anyone know you're there..

And, I'd never sit naked next to you.. that's just not right.. the fact you'd even think about it.. you're sick.
Title: Re: 3 wishes. Can't wish for more wishes. Can't time travel. Your wishes?
Post by: KITNfury on October 22, 2009, 09:13:25 AM
1.  Be telekinetic
2.  Be invisible.
3.  Live forever.


so... you would use your wishes to be a ghost.  A ghost with no friends who nobody can see.  Ugghh... I just realized you could have already had your wishes and you could be sitting right next to me naked and I wouldn't even know it. 

I should qualify that.. the ability to make myself invisible.

There are times when you just want to know what's going on, and not have anyone know you're there..

And, I'd never sit naked next to you.. that's just not right.. the fact you'd even think about it.. you're sick.

Are you honestly going to say that you wouldn't deliver a facial to some unknowing chick? GMAFB