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Fan Life => The Endzone Dive => Topic started by: steve dave on October 02, 2009, 12:33:33 PM
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sd's list opens with: Hit a half court shot at the buzzer of a Little Dribblers game to seal a 20 or so point victory
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returned a kickoff 92 yards to win a game against a heated rival.
intercepted 3 in the same game as listed above.
posed for statue positioning immed. following said game.
decided on bronze rather than marble.
i love the rust effect.
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sd's list gets longer: Caught, like, 20 fish in one day using popcorn as bait and a bug catching type net to catch them with.
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i can never beat you. :banghead:
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Unassisted triple play playing 3rd base in the pitching machine league. :base5:
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beat 'ski jones in a 3 point contest
ran right 45 trap for 20 plus yards as the smallest slotback in ks middle school history
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WENT TO STATE SPELLING BEE
:nerd:
:gocho:
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WENT TO STATE SPELLING BEE
:nerd: :Carl:
:gocho:
<-- won school math competition in 8th grade 8-) :Carl:
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WENT TO STATE SPELLING BEE
:nerd:
:gocho:
whoa :eek:
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also went to state geography bee, finished top 10, was allegedly televized on hays public TV. no big deal.
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pure ownage of aggieville as a grade schooler. pretty much owned pizza hut and al's deli (rockabelly before it was rockabelly). friends dad owned it. "another free pink lemonade? sure al. see you tomorrow."
also attended both of these while in grade school. rode bike. :gocho:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aggieville_Riots
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Placed 3rd in Kansas State History Day.
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Got a sack, causing a fumble in the tackle football league I played in during 2nd grade. Decided to retire while on top, in hindsight I should have stayed the course and risked ruining my legacy for the sake of EMAW having a good D-Linemen aside from BH. (would be a true sophomore, just like BH this year. Sorry, folks)
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Wrote, directed and stared in the winning 1993 homecoming "Yell like hell" skit. We finished third overall that year. Almost made it worth while to do homecoming with the Thetas.
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Made 7 for 9 3's in 3 quarters of a high school basketball game, finished with 27 points and 6 assists.
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i won a contest for best drawing in 3rd grade.
it was for fire safety. all i did was trace a shield and stuff and colored it in.
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Played backup hb for the undefeated 8th grade football team at Abe Hubert Middle School. We OWNED the WAC. 8-)
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sd's list just gets GRCOAT'ier: Won a blue ribbon (farmer talk for first prize) in a "paint a pumpkin for Halloween or something" contest. This is out of at least 20 different pumpkins entered :gocho:
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was part of pack 273 when we won the Camp Brown Olympics. We were tied w/ another pack so they made us do a shuttle race to decide the winner. i was one of the four on our team. killed them. absolutely killed them. laughable. embarassing for the other pack that was involved imo.
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When I was 6 or 7, my black lab gave birth to 13 puppies. You know who is cooler than the kid on the block with 13 black lab puppies? NO ONE IS....NOT ONE frackING SOUL!
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was part of pack 273 when we won the Camp Brown Olympics. We were tied w/ another pack so they made us do a shuttle race to decide the winner. i was one of the four on our team. killed them. absolutely killed them. laughable. embarassing for the other pack that was involved imo.
What level of scouts was this? I quit after bear.
sd adds to his list: Got bobcat, wolf AND bear cub scout badge/bead things. Decided Weblos was for Weblosers and told den master Russell to GTFOOMF.
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I won a trophy for getting third place in the dental health poster contest in 3rd grade. My poster said "Brush Your Teeth.....it Bears Repeating." And I drew a picture of a bear standing at the sink brushing his teeth.
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I won a trophy for getting third place in the dental health poster contest in 3rd grade. My poster said "Brush Your Teeth.....it Bears Repeating." And I drew a picture of a bear standing at the sink brushing his teeth.
OMG. I guarantee you the 1st and 2nd place finishers slept with the judges because that just sounds adorable :love:
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<== won a Jalapeno eating contest in 8th grade. Destroyed the rest of the field.
<== Hershey Track State Finalist in the 50 M Dash
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was part of pack 273 when we won the Camp Brown Olympics. We were tied w/ another pack so they made us do a shuttle race to decide the winner. i was one of the four on our team. killed them. absolutely killed them. laughable. embarassing for the other pack that was involved imo.
What level of scouts was this? I quit after bear.
sd adds to his list: Got bobcat, wolf AND bear cub scout badge/bead things. Decided Weblos was for Weblosers and told den master Russell to GTFOOMF.
yeah. same here. i was actually the first of my friends to quit. weblows or however you spell it actually lived up to it's name.
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WENT TO STATE SPELLING BEE
:nerd:
:gocho:
I lost the speelling bee at my school by misspelling the word "success". A dark day in the Chingon household, that loss meant another weekend in "The Box".
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I won a trophy for getting third place in the dental health poster contest in 3rd grade. My poster said "Brush Your Teeth.....it Bears Repeating." And I drew a picture of a bear standing at the sink brushing his teeth.
OMG. I guarantee you the 1st and 2nd place finishers slept with the judges because that just sounds adorable :love:
Yeah, what made it even better was that the top three were displayed at the county court house for like two weeks. It felt good to be a local celebrity at such a young age. All of the loser posters were put up in the school cafeteria, and I swear there were like 20 posters that said "An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away" with a picture of an apple. It was a lame idea to begin with, but knowing that all those kids copied off each other was laughable.
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Only underclassman on 2nd place in state scholars bowl team. (4A)
Led a team the next year in a first round upset (14 seed over a 3) of Topeka Hayden on Hi-Q.
Hit 14 straight 3 pointers. Missed one. Then hit 5 more. Uncontested, but still.
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I once ate a bouncy ball.
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hit a solo HR in a 12-1 loss to our heated rival in 5th grad on field 9 (aka "The Pit") at 3&2. :gocho:
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I once ate a bouncy ball.
Like, piece by piece or just swallowed it?
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threw the first three innings of a five inning no-hitter in an 8th grade travelling team baseball game despite not being able to throw over 50mph. their third base coach told one of their guys to "look out for his junk." biggest sporting compliment i've ever received in my entire life.
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I won a trophy for getting third place in the dental health poster contest in 3rd grade. My poster said "Brush Your Teeth.....it Bears Repeating." And I drew a picture of a bear standing at the sink brushing his teeth.
I had a similar one, except it was anti-drug (won the 5th grade contest, and a t-shirt).
My slogan: If you get HIGH, you'll end up SIX FEET DOWN
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I won a trophy for getting third place in the dental health poster contest in 3rd grade. My poster said "Brush Your Teeth.....it Bears Repeating." And I drew a picture of a bear standing at the sink brushing his teeth.
I had a similar one, except it was anti-drug (won the 5th grade contest, and a t-shirt).
My slogan: If you get HIGH, you'll end up SIX FEET DOWN
MICat, we can still be friends or whatever but kst8cat's slogan destroyed yours.
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I mad a 3 pointer in a middle school basketball game with only one contact in like this ;). The only one I made during my career there which doesnt speak highly for my depth perception I guess.
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I french kissed a girl when I was in 5th grade. True story.
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I won a trophy for getting third place in the dental health poster contest in 3rd grade. My poster said "Brush Your Teeth.....it Bears Repeating." And I drew a picture of a bear standing at the sink brushing his teeth.
I had a similar one, except it was anti-drug (won the 5th grade contest, and a t-shirt).
My slogan: If you get HIGH, you'll end up SIX FEET DOWN
MICat, we can still be friends or whatever but kst8cat's slogan destroyed yours.
no prob, I still got the hardware (t-shirt) :gocho:
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I french kissed a girl when I was in 5th grade. True story.
JFC, I was still terrified of girls at that age :eek:
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Won a JV tennis match by repeatedly hitting my opponent in the nuts with the tennis ball. repeatedly.
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I once ate a bouncy ball.
holy hell i laughed at this post :lol:
i once spit off a walkway over I-35 in Minneapolis and hit a dude on his motorcycle in the face. he got of the highway and came up onto the walkway and punched me in the stomach and bent my new aluminum bat.
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So I end up tapping this chick I met at a house party over on Bertrand or somewhere. After being introduced to her roomy the next day, decided she was cuter and ended up hitting that a week or two later. Get this, the first chick cops an attitue? Anyway...somewhat of a failure as the third roomy was the cutest and the ultimate goal (as I drunkly told the second)...but it was not to be. Apparantly the first two warned/bitched enough to the third roomy that she wouldn't even speak to me. Kinda feel like those two owe me an apology for killing the trifecta. Am I wrong?
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So I end up tapping this chick I met at a house party over on Bertrand or somewhere. After being introduced to her roomy the next day, decided she was cuter and ended up hitting that a week or two later. Get this, the first chick cops an attitue? Anyway...somewhat of a failure as the third roomy was the cutest and the ultimate goal (as I drunkly told the second)...but it was not to be. Apparantly the first two warned/bitched enough to the third roomy that she wouldn't even speak to me. Kinda feel like those two owe me an apology for killing the trifecta. Am I wrong?
:flush:
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So I end up tapping this chick I met at a house party over on Bertrand or somewhere. After being introduced to her roomy the next day, decided she was cuter and ended up hitting that a week or two later. Get this, the first chick cops an attitue? Anyway...somewhat of a failure as the third roomy was the cutest and the ultimate goal (as I drunkly told the second)...but it was not to be. Apparantly the first two warned/bitched enough to the third roomy that she wouldn't even speak to me. Kinda feel like those two owe me an apology for killing the trifecta. Am I wrong?
:flush:
Dude, were you like ten when this happened? :dunno:
Oh, and what was the address? I have some friends that own a house on Bertrand and throw parties all of the time.
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MENSACat? more like, I_don't_know_what_the_word_"kid"_ meansCat, GMAFB.
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Won cub scout Pinewood Derby when I was a bear, maybe wolf. Car was a replica of Herbie the Love Bug. :gocho:
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Won cub scout Pinewood Derby when I was a bear, maybe wolf. Car was a replica of Herbie the Love Bug. :gocho:
wow, never got close to this.
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Playing football with neighbor kids, broke my arm while diving across the touchdown hedge and landed on the sidewalk.
Continued to play for the next hour, until others on the team were getting physically ill looking at my arm.
A week later, won the local Punt, Pass & Kick competition with a broken arm and finished 3rd in the state still with my arm in a cast.
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Appeared on 49 News Pepsi Sports Challenge. Played the local sports anchor in ping pong. Destroyed him in front of a local television audience. Also got a free case of pepsi.
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Won cub scout Pinewood Derby when I was a bear, maybe wolf. Car was a replica of Herbie the Love Bug. :gocho:
wow, never got close to this.
i finished fourth one year. not because my "car" was good but because they kept forgetting to put it in races or something. there were prob like 80 "cars" and i got fourth but only won like one race.
:whomovedmycheese:
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I missed the "little" kid inference somehow, as opposed to 20-year-old kid. My apologies...I suck.
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Appeared on 49 News Pepsi Sports Challenge. Played the local sports anchor in ping pong. Destroyed him in front of a local television audience. Also got a free case of pepsi.
I could destroy you, catdude33, in table tennis (or "ping pong", as amateurs like to call it). But considering I've won prize money, trophies, medals, plaques, and t-shirts many times and have a high USATT rating, I rarely play amateurs anymore. 8-)
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Won 'Clicker Clacker' contest when I was junior high age.
Here is a youtube (but not of me !):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMwV62qwoGY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMwV62qwoGY)
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Got my name mentioned on the Santa and ToyBoy show
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Won the speed math contest for addition in 4th grade.
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when i was like 4th or 5th grade, i jumped off my grandparents roof (1 story) like eleventy-billion times and i never broke a bone. :fatty:
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Ended my high school varsity career with a 100% completion percentage in Oklahoma 6A football.
Final Stats: 1-1 passing for 3 yards
(I was the punter-came on a fake punt)
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I scored 10 goals in one soccer game in 3rd game.
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Ended my high school varsity career with a 100% completion percentage in Oklahoma 6A football.
Final Stats: 1-1 passing for 3 yards
(I was the punter-came on a fake punt)
What school?
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Dax Jones was my teammate in 7th, 8th, and 9th grade. He also sat next to me and played the tuba in band while I played the trombone. Aaaannnnd... he played 3rd base and I played 1st base. He had a cannon. Super nice guy. He also loved warm orange Sunkist.
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Dax Jones was my teammate in 7th, 8th, and 9th grade. He also sat next to me and played the tuba in band while I played the trombone. Aaaannnnd... he played 3rd base and I played 1st base. He had a cannon. Super nice guy. He also loved warm orange Sunkist.
Really? Wow, never knew you guys had history. Should have posted this in the stuff you know about posters thread though imo.
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Dax Jones was my teammate in 7th, 8th, and 9th grade. He also sat next to me and played the tuba in band while I played the trombone. Aaaannnnd... he played 3rd base and I played 1st base. He had a cannon. Super nice guy. He also loved warm orange Sunkist.
Really? Wow, never knew you guys had history. Should have posted this in the stuff you know about posters thread though imo.
Dax posts here? The real Dax? I'm not talking about sonofdax. I'm talking 'bout the real freakin' legend.
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Dax Jones was my teammate in 7th, 8th, and 9th grade. He also sat next to me and played the tuba in band while I played the trombone. Aaaannnnd... he played 3rd base and I played 1st base. He had a cannon. Super nice guy. He also loved warm orange Sunkist.
Really? Wow, never knew you guys had history. Should have posted this in the stuff you know about posters thread though imo.
Dax posts here? The real Dax? I'm not talking about sonofdax. I'm talking 'bout the real freakin' legend.
lol, my bad :lol:
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one of my best friends rejected a dax jones shot in high school. the real dax jones. friend was five foot nine.
:block:
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Senior year of high school, all of the "homerooms" had a poster decorating contest for the homecoming game against a heated rival. Not just tiny little posters either, but the posters were the size of the door to the classroom.
So we were having a mini brainstorming session to get some ideas for what would be on the poster, I jokingly said "Regurgitate the Rams" and kind of shook my head but for some reason everyone was like "dood great idea!!" Then this kid who had good art skills immediately started sketching our mascot, Willie Wildcat vomiting and having little pieces of ram in the barf.
First of all how awesome is it that I went to high school and had Willie Wildcat as my mascot, and how much more awesome is it that everyone thought my idea was good enough to actually make a giant poster depicting our macot barfing up Ram pieces??
Sadly our poster only got second place, the cheerleaders were the ones who judged the posters and of course they gave first place to this one homeroom that had a bunch of cheerleaders in it.
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Once went an entire 15 minute recess without losing at 'wall ball.'
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Senior year of high school, all of the "homerooms" had a poster decorating contest for the homecoming game against a heated rival. Not just tiny little posters either, but the posters were the size of the door to the classroom.
So we were having a mini brainstorming session to get some ideas for what would be on the poster, I jokingly said "Regurgitate the Rams" and kind of shook my head but for some reason everyone was like "dood great idea!!" Then this kid who had good art skills immediately started sketching our mascot, Willie Wildcat vomiting and having little pieces of ram in the barf.
First of all how awesome is it that I went to high school and had Willie Wildcat as my mascot, and how much more awesome is it that everyone thought my idea was good enough to actually make a giant poster depicting our macot barfing up Ram pieces??
Sadly our poster only got second place, the cheerleaders were the ones who judged the posters and of course they gave first place to this one homeroom that had a bunch of cheerleaders in it.
As sd said, you need to be sleeping with the judges to get first place sometimes.
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In 8th grade we made a white trash slip-n-slide by using a hose and a giant hill in my friends back yard. Last run of the day I slammed into a rock and needed 15 stitches on my right palm (throwing hand). Couple days later I went 5 innings with 9 strikeouts against the best team in the league. Came out in the 5th 'cause I slid into 3rd and ripped my palm wide open.
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Played on a premier team in soccer 3rd-5th grade.
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WENT TO STATE SPELLING BEE
:nerd:
:gocho:
I lost the speelling bee at my school by misspelling the word "success". A dark day in the Chingon household, that loss meant another weekend in "The Box".
I misspelled the word "virtue." Spelled it vertue. :banghead:
When I was 4 I got first place in the tri-cycle race at some festival.
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Also, when I was 5 I won 1st place in a Halloween costume competition at Skateworld. :blush: I was Daniel in the lions den. I had Snuggles, my stuffed lion, a traditional looking bath robe thingy, and lion slippers. Destroyed the competition. Absolutely humiliated them.
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My pinewood derby car won first place for "most unique".
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My pinewood derby car won first place for "most unique".
LOL. :users:
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Me and my partner won 1st place at the Junction City Debate tournament in my sophomore year at MHS.
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Me and my partner won 1st place at the Junction City Debate tournament in my sophomore year at MHS.
Umm... Partner? :ku:
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Me and my partner won 1st place at the Junction City Debate tournament in my sophomore year at MHS.
Umm... Partner? :ku:
:kugayfight:
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Multiple MVP's for Baseball from 1-5 grade.
Also, made it to the State Geography Bee. One question away from making it to the finals. :frown:
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Multiple MVP's for Baseball from 1-5 grade.
Also, made it to the State Geography Bee. One question away from making it to the finals. :frown:
"Now...for the finals of the Sate Georgraphy Bee"
"Cas...name the only land-locked south american country."
Cas: [Stunned silence]
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One time I found a bunch of raccoons hibernating or sleeping really hard or something in a bunch of stacked up tires near our house
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Multiple MVP's for Baseball from 1-5 grade.
Also, made it to the State Geography Bee. One question away from making it to the finals. :frown:
"Now...for the finals of the Sate Georgraphy Bee"
"Cas...name the only land-locked south american country."
Cas: [Stunned silence]
haha
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During a jr high basketball game against one of the best teams in the league, scored the first 12 points of the game for our team, was on fire. Then slashed to the lane to put in a nice lay up and came down on somebody's foot and rolled my ankle. Got carried off, coaches wife taped up the ankle, went back out and helped the team with the upset while dropping 24 points. Gutsy performance. Great moment.
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Painted a chiefs helmet pumpkin in 4th grade and won one of the categories in the school pumpkin contest. Dan saleaumua was my inspiration.
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Dropped 28 my junior year on some crappy hs in Newton.
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snuck into the school pool in JR high with friends and threw a desk to the bottom of the deep end.
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Multiple MVP's for Baseball from 1-5 grade.
Also, made it to the State Geography Bee. One question away from making it to the finals. :frown:
"Now...for the finals of the Sate Georgraphy Bee"
"Cas...name the only land-locked south american country."
Cas: [Stunned silence]
lol. i got some tough ones, some kids didn't know what the iberian peninsula was, and yes, i'm looking at you BIGDAVE. what a can't hack it panty-waist who wears his momma's bra. < (if anyone names this elite movie allusion they will be recieving as csourk'y.)
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Multiple MVP's for Baseball from 1-5 grade.
Also, made it to the State Geography Bee. One question away from making it to the finals. :frown:
"Now...for the finals of the Sate Georgraphy Bee"
"Cas...name the only land-locked south american country."
Cas: [Stunned silence]
lol. i got some tough ones, some kids didn't know what the iberian peninsula was, and yes, i'm looking at you BIGDAVE. what a can't hack it panty-waist who wears his momma's bra. < (if anyone names this elite movie allusion they will be recieving as csourk'y.)
Weird Science, you dick wad.
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Multiple MVP's for Baseball from 1-5 grade.
Also, made it to the State Geography Bee. One question away from making it to the finals. :frown:
"Now...for the finals of the Sate Georgraphy Bee"
"Cas...name the only land-locked south american country."
Cas: [Stunned silence]
lol. i got some tough ones, some kids didn't know what the iberian peninsula was, and yes, i'm looking at you BIGDAVE. what a can't hack it panty-waist who wears his momma's bra. < (if anyone names this elite movie allusion they will be recieving as csourk'y.)
Weird Science, you dick wad.
nope.
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Multiple MVP's for Baseball from 1-5 grade.
Also, made it to the State Geography Bee. One question away from making it to the finals. :frown:
"Now...for the finals of the Sate Georgraphy Bee"
"Cas...name the only land-locked south american country."
Cas: [Stunned silence]
lol. i got some tough ones, some kids didn't know what the iberian peninsula was, and yes, i'm looking at you BIGDAVE. what a can't hack it panty-waist who wears his momma's bra. < (if anyone names this elite movie allusion they will be recieving as csourk'y.)
Weird Science, you dick wad.
nope.
Sandlot
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Multiple MVP's for Baseball from 1-5 grade.
Also, made it to the State Geography Bee. One question away from making it to the finals. :frown:
"Now...for the finals of the Sate Georgraphy Bee"
"Cas...name the only land-locked south american country."
Cas: [Stunned silence]
lol. i got some tough ones, some kids didn't know what the iberian peninsula was, and yes, i'm looking at you BIGDAVE. what a can't hack it panty-waist who wears his momma's bra. < (if anyone names this elite movie allusion they will be recieving as csourk'y.)
Weird Science, you dick wad.
nope.
Sandlot
This. Duh.
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Multiple MVP's for Baseball from 1-5 grade.
Also, made it to the State Geography Bee. One question away from making it to the finals. :frown:
"Now...for the finals of the Sate Georgraphy Bee"
"Cas...name the only land-locked south american country."
Cas: [Stunned silence]
lol. i got some tough ones, some kids didn't know what the iberian peninsula was, and yes, i'm looking at you BIGDAVE. what a can't hack it panty-waist who wears his momma's bra. < (if anyone names this elite movie allusion they will be recieving as csourk'y.)
Weird Science, you dick wad.
nope.
Sandlot
(http://i668.photobucket.com/albums/vv42/csourk4ksu/trophy.jpg)
for mr. steven david. :kstatriot: :cheers:
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city league baseball. pretty sure all our pitchers sucked ass, so our coach had everyone throw pitches in tryouts. i dunno wtf i did, i just tried to throw strikes. coach was impressed, had me start like the very next game. it was vs. like a good team too, only one guy could really hit my pitches (he wore like a facemask helmet! so badass!). i ended up striking out 10 batters, allowing like 2 runs i think (no exaggeration...i struck out soooo many people and was for sure double-digits) and i had no idea why. maybe had some mean curve. after that, everyone was like, hey, u might be a good pitcher, keep working at it kid! so then i like, tried to learn how to pitch the "right" way. completely f-ed me up. next game i threw so many balls. disappointed my teammates and fans. then when i tried to revert back, f-ed that up too for a future game, only threw strikes at like 30 mph, and got rocked, gave up like double-digit runs.
oh what could have been.
also was on a rec basketball team 7th grade, where like out of 6-8 teams, manhattan parks and rec decided to put the dozen solid athletes on 2 teams. my team was me and this one black kid who was solid, like the rest of my team was like filled w/ nerds. well, we hung on till the end, when we were down by two, with 5 seconds to play. black teammate takes the inbound pass, chucks a 50 footer, and nails it to win the game. actually before that, we were down by two, with them shooting free throws, and i was taunting the shooter, telling him to f*ck up and miss. they actually used that as an excuse for losing to the refs, while i lol'd, celebrating with champagne and hookers. grcoat amirite?
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city league baseball. pretty sure all our pitchers sucked ass, so our coach had everyone throw pitches in tryouts. i dunno wtf i did, i just tried to throw strikes. coach was impressed, had me start like the very next game. it was vs. like a good team too, only one guy could really hit my pitches (he wore like a facemask helmet! so badass!). i ended up striking out 10 batters, allowing like 2 runs i think (no exaggeration...i struck out soooo many people and was for sure double-digits) and i had no idea why. maybe had some mean curve. after that, everyone was like, hey, u might be a good pitcher, keep working at it kid! so then i like, tried to learn how to pitch the "right" way. completely f-ed me up. next game i threw so many balls. disappointed my teammates and fans. then when i tried to revert back, f-ed that up too for a future game, only threw strikes at like 30 mph, and got rocked, gave up like double-digit runs.
oh what could have been.
also was on a rec basketball team 7th grade, where like out of 6-8 teams, manhattan parks and rec decided to put the dozen solid athletes on 2 teams. my team was me and this one black kid who was solid, like the rest of my team was like filled w/ nerds. well, we hung on till the end, when we were down by two, with 5 seconds to play. black teammate takes the inbound pass, chucks a 50 footer, and nails it to win the game. actually before that, we were down by two, with them shooting free throws, and i was taunting the shooter, telling him to f*ck up and miss. they actually used that as an excuse for losing to the refs, while i lol'd, celebrating with champagne and hookers. grcoat amirite?
Your descriptions are so vivid I can taste/smell them
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Never took anything but blue ribbons on Field Day all through 8th grade @ 4A school.
Starting QB, MLB, punter, punt returner, kicker, kick returner upon moving to Minnesota for my 6th grade year where I'd had no formal football and those lucky SOBs had been playing organized ball for 2 years. Pretty much Michael Bishop, Darren Sproles, Sean Snyder, Martin Grammatica, Mark Simoneau, and David Allen all rolled into one. :eyeseeyou:
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Game winning single in city league championship.
took home a different girl each night for an entire week.
First guy I know to put blue cheese in the middle of his hamburger patty before grilling.
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Multiple MVP's for Baseball from 1-5 grade.
Also, made it to the State Geography Bee. One question away from making it to the finals. :frown:
"Now...for the finals of the Sate Georgraphy Bee"
"Cas...name the only land-locked south american country."
Cas: [Stunned silence]
lol. i got some tough ones, some kids didn't know what the iberian peninsula was, and yes, i'm looking at you BIGDAVE. what a can't hack it panty-waist who wears his momma's bra. < (if anyone names this elite movie allusion they will be recieving as csourk'y.)
Weird Science, you dick wad.
nope.
Sandlot
(http://i668.photobucket.com/albums/vv42/csourk4ksu/trophy.jpg)
for mr. steven david. :kstatriot: :cheers:
Stupid &@#%ing movie that shows a dog's scrotum in way too much detail. I feel no shame for not getting this correct. None.
Also, Mrs. Pete was "Wendy" in a series of Wendy's commercials when she was little. Yes, the curtains match the drapes. :gocho:
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First kid in town to learn to ollie on my board.
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Game winning bases loaded walk off single in some tournament in Missouri against an all-black KC team. The Monarchs I believe...
In 5th/6th grade me and 3 other guys had a recess basketball team called the "All-Stars" where we would play 4 on whoever.... Never lost. Amazing. Then in science class made a robot called "All-Star". Was pretty cool.
Lost Topeka City Junior Golf 12&Under championship on the last hole, I triple-bogeyed after hitting one OB off the tee, and the other lucky ass dood hit a 50+ footer to win for birdie. Led by 3 going into the last hole... :chainsaw:
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I finished dead last in three straight junior golf tournaments.
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8th grade park and rec soccer. first and only kat-kid/fff matchup.
kk, any comments?
8-)
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Ended my high school varsity career with a 100% completion percentage in Oklahoma 6A football.
Final Stats: 1-1 passing for 3 yards
(I was the punter-came on a fake punt)
What school?
Ponca City
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Fff
I pulled out the tape and here is the commentaters take:
"Kk is really pressing here...his team really needs him to step it up...but he is getting no help out there today. Fff has played the game of his life and his marking of kk has been superb. It has been tough for these two to put aside their friendship off the field, but not for fff, he's cheap shotting kk off the ball and tackling late and often exploiting mprd's strict no red card policy in rec league games."
At least that is what the tape said.
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Ended my high school varsity career with a 100% completion percentage in Oklahoma 6A football.
Final Stats: 1-1 passing for 3 yards
(I was the punter-came on a fake punt)
What school?
Ponca City
Wow. Sucks to be you, then.
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Fff
I pulled out the tape and here is the commentaters take:
"Kk is really pressing here...his team really needs him to step it up...but he is getting no help out there today. Fff has played the game of his life and his marking of kk has been superb. It has been tough for these two to put aside their friendship off the field, but not for fff, he's cheap shotting kk off the ball and tackling late and often exploiting mprd's strict no red card policy in rec league games."
At least that is what the tape said.
very accurate.
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5th or 6th grade. pitched an inning throwing 9 strikes for 3 outs.
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Ended my high school varsity career with a 100% completion percentage in Oklahoma 6A football.
Final Stats: 1-1 passing for 3 yards
(I was the punter-came on a fake punt)
What school?
Ponca City
No kidding Lamesauce??? Because my "Regurgitate the Rams" poster story was for Ponca City's epic battle against the Owasso Rams. What years were u there?
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In the 7th grade I scored the winning goal in a 8th grade soccer game against a bigger school. We didn't have enough 8th graders to field a full team, so we had to play with some 7th graders. 8-)
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killed a bull snake on our front porch with a garden hoe summer after 2nd grade, it was all coiled up near the front door and wouldn't leave apparently. Mom had me jump out the living room window so I could sneak up on it, she says I wouldn't do it without an "Indiana Jones" hat and a whip, so she gave me an old hat and coiled some string like a rope over my shoulder. I don't even remember it, but she has a polaroid of me approaching the snake with the hoe and a fedora on.
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killed a bull snake on our front porch with a garden hoe summer after 2nd grade, it was all coiled up near the front door and wouldn't leave apparently. Mom had me jump out the living room window so I could sneak up on it, she says I wouldn't do it without an "Indiana Jones" hat and a whip, so she gave me an old hat and coiled some string like a rope over my shoulder. I don't even remember it, but she has a polaroid of me approaching the snake with the hoe and a fedora on.
This is what I'm talking about people. :dancin: Nobody cares about your little league stats :curse:
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killed a bull snake on our front porch with a garden hoe summer after 2nd grade, it was all coiled up near the front door and wouldn't leave apparently. Mom had me jump out the living room window so I could sneak up on it, she says I wouldn't do it without an "Indiana Jones" hat and a whip, so she gave me an old hat and coiled some string like a rope over my shoulder. I don't even remember it, but she has a polaroid of me approaching the snake with the hoe and a fedora on.
This is what I'm talking about people. :dancin: Nobody cares about your little league stats :curse:
That IS pretty sweet. I am going to do this kind of crap to my kids all the time.
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I shot out the window of a moving car with a slingshot and a rock when I was in the second grade.
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I shot out the window of a moving car with a slingshot and a rock when I was in the second grade.
How far away? Punishment severity?
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The neighbor kid, year behind me in school, lit his back yard on fire while messing around with matches and stuff. He was in 3rd or 4th grade. It wasn't too big of a deal, but another neighbor saw the smoke and called the FD.
FD shows up and asks him what happened, and he told them that a black man in a hooded cape came and lit the fire and then ran off. True story.
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I shot out the window of a moving car with a slingshot and a rock when I was in the second grade.
How far away? Punishment severity?
Not very far...I was standing next to my house. Probably 15-20 yards. Mom yelled at me for awhile and gave me the old "just wait till your father gets home" talk which was always more frighteneing than the actual punishment. Grounded for a couple of weeks and had to go apologize to the old lady. My older bro got in troubs too cause it was his slingshot and he taught me how to use it.
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Here's another one....but not sure if this really counts because the kid was really young.
A relative of mine, when he was of pre-school age, was sitting in the grocery cart at the super market. Lady in front of them turned around to say "hi." Apparently she had very tight, curly hair. He remarked that she had "bagina hair on her head." True story.
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CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT THIS!!
Found my dad's Playboy collection.
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i trapped a mink
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CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT THIS!!
Found my dad's Playboy collection.
I wish we had been friends when your dad was my advisor. I would have had good material for us to discuss.
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i trapped a mink
Like with a box, a stick and a string? Or you were a "trapper" and one of your pelts was a mink?
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i trapped a mink
and how did that mink shag? :lick:
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caught the s.o.b. in one of these -- > http://www.sportsunlimitednl.com/img/products/100_0467%20%5B%5D.jpg
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One time I ate an entire Big Mo. :cheesy:
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caught the s.o.b. in one of these -- > http://www.sportsunlimitednl.com/img/products/100_0467%20%5B%5D.jpg
Jesus, you are a rich tapestry my friend. A rich tapestry indeed.
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- once scored 6 goals in the first half of a little league soccer game. game was abruptly stopped as the parents of the opposing team players started complaining to the coaches.
- once caught some seriously sweet air on my bike going off of a pile of dirt in a field near my house.
- single-handedly won two games of capture the flag during PE in 1st grade. left PE teacher in awe.
- won 2 goldfish on 3 throws at one of those "toss the pingpong ball in the fishbowl" games at a school fundraiser.
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Counted to 100 in kindergarten aptitude test.
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was only person in kindergarten that could climb the rope to the top of the gym ceiling. had to do it for part of a school play type thing (hickory dickory dock. the mouse ran up the clock) i was the mouse. also just happened to be wearing cowboy boots. my parents should of been shot. you know how hard that probably was with cowboy boots on? thanks mom and dad.
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In 8th grade PE we played dodgeball all the time. Apparently alot of schools have outlawed dodgeball now, GMAFB. ANyway, I was an average thrower, but I could catch anything, even the huge dudes with mustaches that could throw 100 miles an hour. I could snag those like it was nothing.
One time it was down to just me against 4 other dudes from the other team, including 2 mustache-having, 100 MPH-throwing dudes. Fortunately the teacher didn't call "NO BOUNDARIES" :love: because I pretty much would have been dead meat. So yeah, I caught some frickin' laser beams to get the 2 big dudes out, then picked off the other 2 losery type dudes to win the game. My team mobbed me with some high fives when it was over.
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mustache-having, 100 MPH-throwing dudes
OMG. I hated those types. Anyone here that was one of those can just GTFOOMF right now.
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killed a bull snake on our front porch with a garden hoe summer after 2nd grade.
goddamnit! :curse:
remind me to hate you if i ever forget.
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In 3rd grade my neighbor spray painted his pet PIG blue.
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When I was like 10 I could jump our fourwheeler really high.
All my friends would come over and I'd jump the four-wheeler and they'd be amazed at my jump.
Pretty dangerous and amazing I must say :gocho:
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When I was 4 I would take the family fish out of his bowl, set him on the ground, then pet him like he was a dog.
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In junior High used to jump the trains and ride them to the next town over, hang out till the other train came and ride it back home. DANGEROUS!!!! :nono:
Walked in on friends older sister while she was in the shower. I was 4th grade. She was in HS. Told her we were playing hide and seek, thought she was just someone hiding. Dunno if she believed. Nice boobs. Pink nipples.
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In junior High used to jump the trains and ride them to the next town over, hang out till the other train came and ride it back home. DANGEROUS!!!! :nono:
Are you from Marysville? Plenty of good ops to do that there from the looks of things.
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Also, made out with one of my friends older sisters when I was in like 6th grade or some crap.
make fun of him daily about it now cuz it gets him all :curse:
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Made out with friends younder sister, this weekend. :fatty: