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Fan Life => The Endzone Dive => Topic started by: Butt Fugly on September 22, 2009, 04:22:38 PM
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Here's the deal, you add to the story with a two word reply.
I'll start:
Carson Coffman
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can not
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seem to
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throw a
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football towards
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a moving
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&@#%ing wildcat.
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However, Kellis
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is not
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excited about
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getting his
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wife's cookies
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so he
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bought a
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mailorder bride.
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Meanwhile, Mangino
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Meanwhile, Mangino
still beats
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and eats
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and eats
his problems
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of wiping
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his dingleberries
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off with
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power towels
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that smelled
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like the
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old balls
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of legendary
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super fan
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Otherwise known
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as Ben
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"douchebag" wiseman.
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Bob Krause
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can suck
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prince's sack
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while he
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and RickDaris
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cuddle up
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and spoon
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in the
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middle of
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Wefald's bed.
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The Weefer
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prefers to
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jew over
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his wife's
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giant Merkin
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while using
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Krause's mustache
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to clean
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dirty diapers.
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Jeffrey Martin
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watches "Barney"
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while licking
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chodes and
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watching the
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Disney Channel's
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Rainbows and
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Rice Owls.
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In conclusion,
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Steve Dave
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smells great.
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Green eggs
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^ruined it.
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Tim Fitzgerald
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One day
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will accurately
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find his
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lemon party
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and invite
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Kellis and
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Travis Canby
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to smell
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Weefer's diapers
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and to
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Give Daris
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copious amounts
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of head
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coaching experience
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then blow
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out the
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candles of
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a giant
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cake containing
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Fitzs' old
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wife who
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likes to
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play with
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Ron Prince's
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tiny little
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pecker that
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measures two
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yards long.
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Then Frank
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fought bill
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with a
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styrofoam nunchuck
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and completely
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broke the
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ends off
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Goldengate Bridge
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but luckily
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Tyshawn was
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beating Dezmon.
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At tummy
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Todd Reesing
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was found
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fracking hogtied
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,ball gagged
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fracking midgets
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all around
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the inside
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linebacker's apartment.
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Bob Huggins
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laughs at
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the cops
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while they
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pull over
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his car
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for not
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driving straight
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while he
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got head
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from Keitzman's
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best friend
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Jason Whitlock.
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Billy Walker
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didn't know
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he couldn't
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suntan nude
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without risking
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his knees
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being found
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Under Blue
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colored popcorn
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His Buddy
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O.J. Mayo
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still wishes
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he didn't
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blow balls
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. The end.
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of mankind
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will be
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surprisingly good-smelling
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when Frank
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stares down
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Rick Daris
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soon after
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he takes
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a dumplestiltskin.
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in his
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lime green
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Pinto coup
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that he
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likes licking
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and sucking
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on Tuesdays
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while his
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Teddy Bear
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watches from
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his anus
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and cries.
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&@#% me
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this thread
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is awesome!
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and elite
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Meanwhile, Wooldridge
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with neckbrace
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was at
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Moon Bar
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Moon Bar
and smelled
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Moon Bar
and smelled
Southern like
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Moon Bar
and smelled
Southern like
Ashley Judd
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and her
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pearl necklace
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Ashley enjoys
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glory holes
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and vagina
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monologue plays
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with tampons
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containing vodka
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along with
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apple juice.
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SLTH McDermott
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can't coach
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black players
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who wear
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their hair
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in utero
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as well