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Fan Life => The Endzone Dive => Topic started by: WillieWannabe on September 21, 2009, 08:11:29 AM
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Alright, so i come back to Manhattan after spending the weekend back home. Before I left, I kind of made a mental picture in my mind of what my room looked like before I left. Well when i came back, it was different. I'm not normally an OCD type person, but my room and bed is another story.
I worry about this because last year I was told by another friend that my roommate had boinked his g/f on my bed. Apparently he thinks it is hysterical since i did not have a g/f at the time. He has admitted to doing it on her roommates bed as well, so i know it is like a game to him. Well sure enough, i check yesterday, and there were some questionable stains i had never noticed. And the bed was made a little to well. Now, my question to all of you. What should my retaliation be? We are pretty much best friends, but it still pisses me the f*ck off.
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Just rub your bare a$$ and sack on his pillow and enjoy the thought of him nuzzling up to it tonight.
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Didn't we have a thread about this one time?
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Didn't we have a thread about this one time?
Yes, but didn't it turn out that most of it was all staged? I could be wrong. Hilarious thread either way.
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Didn't we have a thread about this one time?
Yes, but didn't it turn out that most of it was all staged? I could be wrong. Hilarious thread either way.
It wasn't staged, we just figured out it wasn't the real roommate.
I would just take a dump and shove it under his bed behind other stuff. Should get your point across.
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Just rub your bare a$$ and sack on his pillow and enjoy the thought of him nuzzling up to it tonight.
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I think this is a appropriate. Also pissed me off that the place was a mess. I guess they had a party and think it is cool to leave spitters cups everywhere. Well i plan to get a new doorknob for my room, so it locks. Plus throw out my sheets and bedding.
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Ask him to spell ICUP in front of friends.
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Fart on his pillow, and it needs to be bare assed in order for him to possibly get pink eye.
And sorry about your problems! Just boink (sp?) his GF on his bed. :thumbsup:
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If he has a car, stick some cheese in the vents. Find the stinkiest cheese possible. It will take him forever to identify the problem, it is great fun, and you will find the resolve in which you are seeking.
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Make sure his friends find out that he used your bed to boink his previously unknown boyfriend.
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Just hide around a corner and ask your roommate to come look at this pic of Lady Ga Ga (that clearly shows an underdeveloped penis is definitely present) on your computer. When he comes around the corner: BAM! Nutpunch! Then tell all your friends that your roommate googles pictures of hermaphrodites on the web all the time. Seems pretty simple to me.
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Isn't this simple? If he left stains on your bed, leave stains on his.
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Isn't this simple? If he left stains on your bed, leave stains on his.
He's the type of guy who wouldn't notice/care.
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Isn't this simple? If he left stains on your bed, leave stains on his.
He's the type of guy who wouldn't notice/care.
His gf might notice the "hair gel" on his cheek after his pillow has been stained. Combine this with Thin Blue Line's suggestion viola! He transfers to ku. :ku:
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I think the classy way to handle is to simply set up video camera next time and share with his gf's friends (and ksufans) on the internet. She will handle his punishment from there. Ultimate 2nd person cock block. Or would that be 3rd?
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I think the classy way to handle is to simply set up video camera next time and share with his gf's friends (and ksufans) on the internet. She will handle his punishment from there. Ultimate 2nd person cock block. Or would that be 3rd?
Ooooo......Ooooooo.......Oooooooo......THIS!
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I think the classy way to handle is to simply set up video camera next time and share with his gf's friends (and ksufans) on the internet. She will handle his punishment from there. Ultimate 2nd person cock block. Or would that be 3rd?
Ooooo......Ooooooo.......Oooooooo......THIS!
Gotta agree, this is better than my idea.
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Another comment on recent events....Lately him and his g/f have been getting too "comfortable" around the house. I mean they constantly are all over each other around me. And last night they were walking around the house in towels. Then they went to the bathroom and took a shower together, which is right by my room. So i got to hear them frolicking and slapping each other ( weird i know) Now, if i were him, I would be doing the same thing. I mean sure I'm jealous. But shouldn't he try to not be so much in my face with it. I mean it's like eating ice cream in front of someone who can't eat dairy. All the more reason for me to get a g/f right?
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Another comment on recent events....Lately him and his g/f have been getting too "comfortable" around the house. I mean they constantly are all over each other around me. And last night they were walking around the house in towels. Then they went to the bathroom and took a shower together, which is right by my room. So i got to hear them frolicking and slapping each other ( weird i know) Now, if i were him, I would be doing the same thing. I mean sure I'm jealous. But shouldn't he try to not be so much in my face with it. I mean it's like eating ice cream in front of someone who can't eat dairy. All the more reason for me to get a g/f right?
All the more reason to make his gf your personal jizzbucket.
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get a push pin and poke holes in his rubbers, then nut in his gallon of milk, then pee in the dryer when his clothes are drying, then crap in his closet, then tea bag him when he is passed out drunk, then hose his gf (if she is worth hosing), then... well you get the point
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:ttiwwop:
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Isn't this simple? If he left stains on your bed, leave stains on his.
He's the type of guy who wouldn't notice/care.
Wow. You guys certainly are best friends. :shy:
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You need to take the vent cover off in his room, put a piece of crap in the air duct, and replace the cover. It will take him forever to figure out where the smell is coming from.
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Isn't this simple? If he left stains on your bed, leave stains on his.
He's the type of guy who wouldn't notice/care.
Wow. You guys certainly are best friends. :shy:
he would just assume they are from him...seriously...never washes the sheets...
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CAn we get a facebook of said girlfriend
TIA
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I was going to suggest the camera idea, but now I'll suggest getting equally comfortable around them. Shower with the door open. hang out in the living room in just a towel. buy a speedo and flaunt it.
go to goodwill and buy assorted sizes and styles of used panties (they do sell used panties right?) randomly hide them under his pillow, in the couch, in his car, etc. enjoy the show
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I was going to suggest the camera idea, but now I'll suggest getting equally comfortable around them. Shower with the door open. hang out in the living room in just a towel. buy a speedo and flaunt it.
go to goodwill and buy assorted sizes and styles of used panties (they do sell used panties right?) randomly hide them under his pillow, in the couch, in his car, etc. enjoy the show
Genius...
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I was going to suggest the camera idea, but now I'll suggest getting equally comfortable around them. Shower with the door open. hang out in the living room in just a towel. buy a speedo and flaunt it.
go to goodwill and buy assorted sizes and styles of used panties (they do sell used panties right?) randomly hide them under his pillow, in the couch, in his car, etc. enjoy the show
Genius...
+1 :notworthy:
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Place these under his cover. Then wave bye
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bF6D6LxKnLUA55mjzbkF/SIG=13gedn6p6/EXP=1253980675/**http%3A//www.pottytrainingconcepts.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/Little-Pony-Underwear-d.jpg)
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I was going to suggest the camera idea, but now I'll suggest getting equally comfortable around them. Shower with the door open. hang out in the living room in just a towel. buy a speedo and flaunt it.
go to goodwill and buy assorted sizes and styles of used panties (they do sell used panties right?) randomly hide them under his pillow, in the couch, in his car, etc. enjoy the show
Dude, you're entire idea is gold! :thumbsup:
I did the "equally comfortable" with my old roommate, minus the speedo part. Worked perfectly.
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I was going to suggest the camera idea, but now I'll suggest getting equally comfortable around them. Shower with the door open. hang out in the living room in just a towel. buy a speedo and flaunt it.
go to goodwill and buy assorted sizes and styles of used panties (they do sell used panties right?) randomly hide them under his pillow, in the couch, in his car, etc. enjoy the show
Dude, you're entire idea is gold! :thumbsup:
I did the "equally comfortable" with my old roommate, minus the speedo part. Worked perfectly.
Yeah, it's all fun and games until they ask you to join them in the shower.
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I was going to suggest the camera idea, but now I'll suggest getting equally comfortable around them. Shower with the door open. hang out in the living room in just a towel. buy a speedo and flaunt it.
go to goodwill and buy assorted sizes and styles of used panties (they do sell used panties right?) randomly hide them under his pillow, in the couch, in his car, etc. enjoy the show
Dude, you're entire idea is gold! :thumbsup:
I did the "equally comfortable" with my old roommate, minus the speedo part. Worked perfectly.
Yeah, it's all fun and games until they ask you to join them in the shower.
Never happened. He did, however, tell me that it made her, his gf, uncomfortable and asked if I would stop. I :lol: and told him I'd stop when they did. She stopped staying over.
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I was going to suggest the camera idea, but now I'll suggest getting equally comfortable around them. Shower with the door open. hang out in the living room in just a towel. buy a speedo and flaunt it.
go to goodwill and buy assorted sizes and styles of used panties (they do sell used panties right?) randomly hide them under his pillow, in the couch, in his car, etc. enjoy the show
Dude, you're entire idea is gold! :thumbsup:
I did the "equally comfortable" with my old roommate, minus the speedo part. Worked perfectly.
Yeah, it's all fun and games until they ask you to join them in the shower.
And then it's just awesome, right? :confused:
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I was going to suggest the camera idea, but now I'll suggest getting equally comfortable around them. Shower with the door open. hang out in the living room in just a towel. buy a speedo and flaunt it.
go to goodwill and buy assorted sizes and styles of used panties (they do sell used panties right?) randomly hide them under his pillow, in the couch, in his car, etc. enjoy the show
Dude, you're entire idea is gold! :thumbsup:
I did the "equally comfortable" with my old roommate, minus the speedo part. Worked perfectly.
Yeah, it's all fun and games until they ask you to join them in the shower.
Never happened. He did, however, tell me that it made her, his gf, uncomfortable and asked if I would stop. I :lol: and told him I'd stop when they did. She stopped staying over.
Worth a shot i guess. We live over by Jardine Apartments so the streets fill up for football games. Well there was no place to park on the street at all. I was parked there but decided to leave and get something to eat, not worried about parking cuz there was a spot in my driveway. Well when i get back, she has parked in the f'n driveway and had walked to the game. So i was left no place to park for 4 blocks. I ended up popping the curb and parking on the lawn. Also replaced the lock on my door this weekend. :thumbsup:
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I was going to suggest the camera idea, but now I'll suggest getting equally comfortable around them. Shower with the door open. hang out in the living room in just a towel. buy a speedo and flaunt it.
go to goodwill and buy assorted sizes and styles of used panties (they do sell used panties right?) randomly hide them under his pillow, in the couch, in his car, etc. enjoy the show
Dude, you're entire idea is gold! :thumbsup:
I did the "equally comfortable" with my old roommate, minus the speedo part. Worked perfectly.
Yeah, it's all fun and games until they ask you to join them in the shower.
you just slowly work him out of the equation. once again, the problem is solved and the shoe is on the other foot.
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should of had her car towed, really teach that whore
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If they really want to walk around in their towels, then there's no reason a video camera can't be used in that situation - sort of a shot across the bow before the war starts. :piratecaptain:
Don't hesitate to send a copy of any audio or video tape to either of their parents.
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If they really want to walk around in their towels, then there's no reason a video camera can't be used in that situation - sort of a shot across the bow before the war starts. :piratecaptain:
Don't hesitate to send a copy of any audio or video tape to either of their parents.
Pornhost.com. Not that I would know ANYTHING about that kind of stuff.
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If they really want to walk around in their towels, then there's no reason a video camera can't be used in that situation - sort of a shot across the bow before the war starts. :piratecaptain:
Don't hesitate to send a copy of any audio or video tape to either of their parents.
Pornhost.com. Not that I would know ANYTHING about that kind of stuff.
OT: How are those camo pants?
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If they really want to walk around in their towels, then there's no reason a video camera can't be used in that situation - sort of a shot across the bow before the war starts. :piratecaptain:
Don't hesitate to send a copy of any audio or video tape to either of their parents.
Pornhost.com. Not that I would know ANYTHING about that kind of stuff.
OT: How are those camo pants?
Still OT: Very nice, thank you.
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If they really want to walk around in their towels, then there's no reason a video camera can't be used in that situation - sort of a shot across the bow before the war starts. :piratecaptain:
Don't hesitate to send a copy of any audio or video tape to either of their parents.
Pornhost.com. Not that I would know ANYTHING about that kind of stuff.
Just on there looking for perps, huh?
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If they really want to walk around in their towels, then there's no reason a video camera can't be used in that situation - sort of a shot across the bow before the war starts. :piratecaptain:
Don't hesitate to send a copy of any audio or video tape to either of their parents.
Pornhost.com. Not that I would know ANYTHING about that kind of stuff.
Just on there looking for perps, huh?
Actually, the amount of underage girls, that are posted on there, is frightening. :eek: