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Title: Date Tonite!
Post by: Chingon on September 11, 2009, 08:50:03 AM
Hey guys, I am pumped!  I have a date with Jennifer L. :love: tonight (eat at Panera and then see "All About Steve" @ 9:20 her idea)  :dancin:.  Have to admit I am a bit nervous  :ohno: and don't know how to make the "first move". 

If all goes well, could be a long night! (Her 'rents are out of town [went to La-La]!)  :hope:

You all have any pointers for a newbie? What kind of beer do girls like? (Should I even get beer? Maybe wine :dunno: p.s. sd check pm)


ps no gross stuff please

TIA
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: jeffy on September 11, 2009, 08:52:31 AM
Roofies
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: Chingon on September 11, 2009, 08:56:28 AM
Roofies

 :blank:
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: jthutch on September 11, 2009, 09:10:01 AM
Roofies

Nice and classless, cyclist would be proud.
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: steve dave on September 11, 2009, 09:11:10 AM
Oh man, got the PM.  When did this happen?  My bro said he would buy you the beer/wine but you have to give him a $20.  He's a real dill-hole about it these days.  Pretty late movie so you're lucky your parents are out of town. How is she getting to stay out so late?  Her parents seem pretty hardcore and are always telling me about God and crap.  
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: Pett on September 11, 2009, 09:13:21 AM
Roofies

They should be called floorsies fwiw.
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: Rick Daris on September 11, 2009, 09:22:21 AM
Oh man, got the PM.  When did this happen?  My bro said he would buy you the beer/wine but you have to give him a $20.  He's a real dill-hole about it these days.  Pretty late movie so you're lucky your parents are out of town. How is she getting to stay out so late?  Her parents seem pretty hardcore and are always telling me about God and crap. 

d00d, it's her parents that are out of town not his. chingon lives with his mom and she's a nurse (night shift) so he doesn't have to worry about that stuff. don't get beer though. i don't think girls like beer. maybe get some shnaps (sp?). i've heard that girls like the taste of it. dunno, just a thought. good luck bro!
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: steve dave on September 11, 2009, 09:26:19 AM
Oh man, got the PM.  When did this happen?  My bro said he would buy you the beer/wine but you have to give him a $20.  He's a real dill-hole about it these days.  Pretty late movie so you're lucky your parents are out of town. How is she getting to stay out so late?  Her parents seem pretty hardcore and are always telling me about God and crap.  

d00d, it's her parents that are out of town not his. chingon lives with his mom and she's a nurse (night shift) so he doesn't have to worry about that stuff. don't get beer though. i don't think girls like beer. maybe get some shnaps (sp?). i've heard that girls like the taste of it. dunno, just a thought.

Oh man, my bad.  Mis-read.  Yeah, don't get beer.  Last time we were out with some Soph. girls they wouldn't drink it.  They drank Boones Farm Raspberry so that is probably a safe bet.  Misty P. got sick on it and puked on the seat of Joe's dad's Explorer LMAO  He still made out with her though  :lol:
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: michigancat on September 11, 2009, 09:27:58 AM
All About Steve is not getting good reviews.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/all_about_steve/
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: Rick Daris on September 11, 2009, 09:30:06 AM
Oh man, got the PM.  When did this happen?  My bro said he would buy you the beer/wine but you have to give him a $20.  He's a real dill-hole about it these days.  Pretty late movie so you're lucky your parents are out of town. How is she getting to stay out so late?  Her parents seem pretty hardcore and are always telling me about God and crap.  

d00d, it's her parents that are out of town not his. chingon lives with his mom and she's a nurse (night shift) so he doesn't have to worry about that stuff. don't get beer though. i don't think girls like beer. maybe get some shnaps (sp?). i've heard that girls like the taste of it. dunno, just a thought.
Misty P. got sick on it and puked on the seat of Joe's dad's Explorer LMAO  He still made out with her though  :lol:

yeah. well i know a certain person who made out with her before she left the lake party and threw up in that suv. next time you see joe, ask him how her puke and my saliva tastes. lmao.  :tongue:
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: steve dave on September 11, 2009, 09:33:56 AM
Oh man, got the PM.  When did this happen?  My bro said he would buy you the beer/wine but you have to give him a $20.  He's a real dill-hole about it these days.  Pretty late movie so you're lucky your parents are out of town. How is she getting to stay out so late?  Her parents seem pretty hardcore and are always telling me about God and crap.  

d00d, it's her parents that are out of town not his. chingon lives with his mom and she's a nurse (night shift) so he doesn't have to worry about that stuff. don't get beer though. i don't think girls like beer. maybe get some shnaps (sp?). i've heard that girls like the taste of it. dunno, just a thought.
Misty P. got sick on it and puked on the seat of Joe's dad's Explorer LMAO  He still made out with her though  :lol:

yeah. well i know a certain person who made out with her before she left the lake party and threw up in that suv. next time you see joe, ask him how her puke and my saliva tastes. lmao.  :tongue:

God she is so slutty.  I heard she is considering maybe doing it with Brandon M. after homecoming.
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: Chingon on September 11, 2009, 09:34:06 AM
Oh man, got the PM.  When did this happen?  My bro said he would buy you the beer/wine but you have to give him a $20.  He's a real dill-hole about it these days.  Pretty late movie so you're lucky your parents are out of town. How is she getting to stay out so late?  Her parents seem pretty hardcore and are always telling me about God and crap.  
Oh man, got the PM.  When did this happen?  My bro said he would buy you the beer/wine but you have to give him a $20.  He's a real dill-hole about it these days.  Pretty late movie so you're lucky your parents are out of town. How is she getting to stay out so late?  Her parents seem pretty hardcore and are always telling me about God and crap.  

d00d, it's her parents that are out of town not his. chingon lives with his mom and she's a nurse (night shift) so he doesn't have to worry about that stuff. don't get beer though. i don't think girls like beer. maybe get some shnaps (sp?). i've heard that girls like the taste of it. dunno, just a thought. good luck bro!

Not as easy these days, Mom's got a new BF and he's trying to be a hard-ass.  Lucky for me tonight is "drinking night" for him, so I don't have to worry about the Lt. until noon tomorrow.

I think I'll get some Smirnoff Ice's or something.  Easier for me to drink anyway, and they don't make me stink as much.
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: Chingon on September 11, 2009, 09:38:37 AM
All About Steve is not getting good reviews.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/all_about_steve/
Man, I know, but she loves those kind of movies.  I'll bite the bullet in this case. 
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: michigancat on September 11, 2009, 09:39:58 AM
All About Steve is not getting good reviews.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/all_about_steve/
Man, I know, but she loves those kind of movies.  I'll bite the bullet in this case. 

If bad and she's bored, maybe she'll play with your balls or something.  :dunno:

If she likes it, she'll probably get all horny and stuff.

Win-win IMO.
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: ECN on September 11, 2009, 09:48:21 AM
too bad its not my wife before i married her.

she's played with a lot of balls and stuff.
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: Chingon on September 11, 2009, 09:56:14 AM
All About Steve is not getting good reviews.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/all_about_steve/
Man, I know, but she loves those kind of movies.  I'll bite the bullet in this case. 

If bad and she's bored, maybe she'll play with your balls or something.  :dunno:

If she likes it, she'll probably get all horny and stuff.

Win-win IMO.
Speaking of....

I was planning on trimming up before the date,  how short is too short?
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: jeffy on September 11, 2009, 10:00:39 AM
All About Steve is not getting good reviews.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/all_about_steve/
Man, I know, but she loves those kind of movies.  I'll bite the bullet in this case. 

If bad and she's bored, maybe she'll play with your balls or something.  :dunno:

If she likes it, she'll probably get all horny and stuff.

Win-win IMO.
Speaking of....

I was planning on trimming up before the date,  how short is too short?

Go the whole way.  Chicks dig a shorn scrotum.
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: ew2x4 on September 11, 2009, 10:21:52 AM
Make sure to wack it before you see her.
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on September 11, 2009, 10:38:23 AM
Just don't get it on your ear.
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: Joker on September 11, 2009, 11:02:09 AM
A chick that doesn't like beer is not worth dating IMO.  So, go ahead and buy the beer, and see if she'll drink it.  If she won't, then you know not to waste your time/money. 
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: Chingon on September 11, 2009, 11:07:01 AM
A chick that doesn't like beer is not worth dating IMO.  So, go ahead and buy the beer, and see if she'll drink it.  If she won't, then you know not to waste your time/money. 

What kind of beer?  Is Heienekeien too "show-offy"?  Maybe Coronas?
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: WillieWannabe on September 11, 2009, 11:12:03 AM
Wow, talk about an insider thread.

Mike's Hard has worked for me in the past.
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: michigancat on September 11, 2009, 11:53:39 AM
A chick that doesn't like beer is not worth dating IMO.  So, go ahead and buy the beer, and see if she'll drink it.  If she won't, then you know not to waste your time/money. 

What kind of beer?  Is Heienekeien too "show-offy"?  Maybe Coronas?

chings, have you considered a drive in double feature?  There's a good oppy for some action between shows.
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: The1BigWillie on September 11, 2009, 12:00:34 PM
Never say... "Suck me beautiful!!"
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: frankencat on September 11, 2009, 01:48:34 PM
Ask her if she likes orange juice, if she says yes, say me too lets f8ck.  It's worked for me acouple times. 8-)
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: steve dave on September 11, 2009, 02:31:33 PM
A chick that doesn't like beer is not worth dating IMO.  So, go ahead and buy the beer, and see if she'll drink it.  If she won't, then you know not to waste your time/money. 

What kind of beer?  Is Heienekeien too "show-offy"?  Maybe Coronas?

chings, have you considered a drive in double feature?  There's a good oppy for some action between shows.

This wouldn't disturb me as much if I didn't know that MICat did actually just go to a drive in double feature  :frown:
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: michigancat on September 11, 2009, 02:34:36 PM
A chick that doesn't like beer is not worth dating IMO.  So, go ahead and buy the beer, and see if she'll drink it.  If she won't, then you know not to waste your time/money. 

What kind of beer?  Is Heienekeien too "show-offy"?  Maybe Coronas?

chings, have you considered a drive in double feature?  There's a good oppy for some action between shows.

This wouldn't disturb me as much if I didn't know that MICat did actually just go to a drive in double feature  :frown:

going later.  Later.   :popcorn:
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: steve dave on September 11, 2009, 02:36:13 PM
A chick that doesn't like beer is not worth dating IMO.  So, go ahead and buy the beer, and see if she'll drink it.  If she won't, then you know not to waste your time/money. 

What kind of beer?  Is Heienekeien too "show-offy"?  Maybe Coronas?

chings, have you considered a drive in double feature?  There's a good oppy for some action between shows.

This wouldn't disturb me as much if I didn't know that MICat did actually just go to a drive in double feature  :frown:

going later.  Later.   :popcorn:

Planning ahead  :lol:
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: cas on September 11, 2009, 04:37:29 PM
chings, for a second date idea.

go out for a bike ride.

honestly works like a charm.
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: JTKSU on September 11, 2009, 04:56:01 PM
Wow, talk about an insider thread.

Mike's Hard has worked for me in the past.

Nothing gay about this at all.
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: Pike on September 11, 2009, 04:58:27 PM
Oh man, got the PM.  When did this happen?  My bro said he would buy you the beer/wine but you have to give him a $20.  He's a real dill-hole about it these days.  Pretty late movie so you're lucky your parents are out of town. How is she getting to stay out so late?  Her parents seem pretty hardcore and are always telling me about God and crap. 
Oh man, got the PM.  When did this happen?  My bro said he would buy you the beer/wine but you have to give him a $20.  He's a real dill-hole about it these days.  Pretty late movie so you're lucky your parents are out of town. How is she getting to stay out so late?  Her parents seem pretty hardcore and are always telling me about God and crap. 

d00d, it's her parents that are out of town not his. chingon lives with his mom and she's a nurse (night shift) so he doesn't have to worry about that stuff. don't get beer though. i don't think girls like beer. maybe get some shnaps (sp?). i've heard that girls like the taste of it. dunno, just a thought. good luck bro!

Not as easy these days, Mom's got a new BF and he's trying to be a hard-ass.  Lucky for me tonight is "drinking night" for him, so I don't have to worry about the Lt. until noon tomorrow.

I think I'll get some Smirnoff Ice's or something.  Easier for me to drink anyway, and they don't make me stink as much.


 :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush:
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: rundown87 on September 11, 2009, 05:11:23 PM
chings, for a second date idea.

go out for a bike ride.

honestly works like a charm.

Who in the &@#% has a bike nowadays. . .(sry cyclist)
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: cas on September 11, 2009, 06:17:13 PM
chings, for a second date idea.

go out for a bike ride.

honestly works like a charm.

Who in the frack has a bike nowadays.

Elitists.
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: Stupid Fitz on September 11, 2009, 06:33:33 PM
Should probably get some beer, but don't tell her.  BL is the safe choice.  Then be all, man I could use a beer and if she says me too. bammmm.  If she says no, no worries. 

Apply the same reasoning with condoms later in the night.

Good luck
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: cas on September 11, 2009, 06:38:21 PM
Should probably get some beer, but don't tell her.  BL is the safe choice.

Might want to go with BL (lime). Chicks dig that stuff.
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: Stupid Fitz on September 11, 2009, 06:50:52 PM
Should probably get some beer, but don't tell her.  BL is the safe choice.

Might want to go with BL (lime). Chicks dig that stuff.

Good idea, then if you have to drink it later you are only a little ghey. 
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: Chingon on September 11, 2009, 11:55:21 PM
well....
that was a disaster.

will post more info tomorrow

rd check pm
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: Rick Daris on September 12, 2009, 12:14:17 AM
well....
that was a disaster.

will post more info tomorrow

rd check pm

 :lol:

omg
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: WillieWannabe on September 12, 2009, 12:16:07 AM
well....
that was a disaster.

will post more info tomorrow

rd check pm

 :lol:

omg

Secrets don't make friends!!!
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: The1BigWillie on September 12, 2009, 12:38:20 AM
well....
that was a disaster.

will post more info tomorrow

rd check pm

 :pray:
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: JTKSU on September 12, 2009, 12:39:14 AM
well....
that was a disaster.

will post more info tomorrow

rd check pm

Did you forget to signal before you changed lanes on her?
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: Del Tremens on September 12, 2009, 01:08:53 AM
well....
that was a disaster.

will post more info tomorrow

rd check pm

 :wink:
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Date Tonite!
Post by: Del Tremens on September 12, 2009, 01:12:43 AM
Maybe this would have helped:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCITaAyJR9Y&feature=fvw

 :lol: