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Sports => Frank Martin's OOD sponsored by the "Angriest Fans in America" => Topic started by: FUKU on September 07, 2009, 01:33:25 AM

Title: Self
Post by: FUKU on September 07, 2009, 01:33:25 AM
So I just heard that Lauren Self, Bill's daughter, got an MIP this weekend in Lawrence. Hopefully BS can handle the legal system for his kid as well as he did for Brandon Rush and Sherron Collins.

 :drink:
Title: Re: Self
Post by: hemmy on September 07, 2009, 11:03:02 AM
The seff's are out of control
Title: Re: Self
Post by: doom on September 07, 2009, 11:13:16 AM
(http://www.assistyouth.org/images/img_bill_self_family.jpg)

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Through basketball, Coach Bill Self has had the opportunity to meet and interact with thousands of young people. In doing so, he has observed the difference that caring adults, adequate education and accessible athletic facilities can make in the lives of these students. It is the desire to help improve the communities our young people live in that led him to create Assists.

In June 2006, coach Self and his wife, Cindy, established the Assists Foundation, a 501(c)(3) organization to serve as a fundraising conduit for organizations that serve a variety of youth initiatives. The Assists Foundation has made significant strides in a short period of time. With the help of generous friends and corporations, Assists has been able to build reserves for very big, very exciting, overdue projects.

Purpose / Objective
The mission of Assists is to help provide young people access to better lives. This is accomplished by identifying areas of need and working with other community-based institutions to provide creative and lasting solutions. Through Assists, folks can make a difference in the everyday lives of young people.

It's good she has a strong support system to get her through this. 
Title: Re: Self
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on September 07, 2009, 12:10:36 PM
Rumblings that she had some drugs.  And the paperwork will be lost by the DA.
Title: Re: Self
Post by: steve dave on September 07, 2009, 12:43:55 PM
Heard she's a huge slut
Title: Re: Self
Post by: Pete on September 07, 2009, 12:56:42 PM
Heard she's an huge slut

Planned parenthood, the one on Bob Billing prkway (that's 15th street for you non-alvamar dick suckers) prolly stays pretty busy.  Pop into Jade garden to get some kung Pao and then over to PP for clean-out.
Title: Re: Self
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on September 07, 2009, 02:58:04 PM
New rumblings.  She was trashed, pulled the "do you know who I am?  Give me your badge number, you are finished!" routine.
Title: Re: Self
Post by: Pike on September 07, 2009, 03:01:48 PM
She's in my sisters sorority. I'll tell her to kick her ass out.
Title: Re: Self
Post by: powercatmiller on September 07, 2009, 03:24:02 PM
(http://www.assistyouth.org/images/img_bill_self_family.jpg)

Im pretty sure i would be willing to have a mother daughter threesome
Title: Re: Self
Post by: kstate16 on September 07, 2009, 03:38:36 PM
(http://www.assistyouth.org/images/img_bill_self_family.jpg)

Im pretty sure i would be willing to have a mother daughter threesome
holy f*cking sh*t. your FM photo about made me go in my pants.  :frown:
Title: Re: Self
Post by: ECN on September 07, 2009, 04:37:49 PM
Heard she's a huge slut

quite 'self'less in the sack.

a kind of 'self' service type of gal.

Title: Re: Self
Post by: Pett on September 07, 2009, 05:43:36 PM
Self's face looks deformed in that pic. What gives? :dunno:
Title: Re: Self
Post by: pwrcat1 on September 07, 2009, 05:53:09 PM
Holy mother of Mary, Seffs wife is hot.  :dancin:
Title: Re: Self
Post by: Andy on September 07, 2009, 10:58:38 PM
Heard she's an huge slut

Planned parenthood, the one on Bob Billing prkway (that's 15th street for you non-alvamar dick suckers) prolly stays pretty busy.  Pop into Jade garden to get some kung Pao and then over to PP for clean-out.

wow they have multiple PP's in lawrence?  i knew of one in the south part of town, didnt know about this one.  guess they are busy enough to warrant this.
Title: Re: Self
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 07, 2009, 11:59:23 PM
I would hate-frack both of them like the day is long.
Title: Re: Self
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 08, 2009, 12:48:54 PM
What do you expect when Dad's out trollin the Lawrence Bars as well. 

Title: Re: Self
Post by: Leyton on September 08, 2009, 11:17:15 PM
Nothing like saying awful things about a local celebrity's family members, eh?   :confused:
Title: Re: Self
Post by: Ginger on September 09, 2009, 12:35:37 AM
Fuku has 2 MIPs. Also pukes in his bed quite a bit. One time I saw him chug a bottle of Mad Dog then dance the Dirty Bird for 30 minutes.

Consider the source infallible. Fuku knows drinking.
Title: Re: Self
Post by: jthutch on September 09, 2009, 01:27:00 PM
(http://www.assistyouth.org/images/img_bill_self_family.jpg)

Im pretty sure i would be willing to have a mother daughter threesome

I concur that I would too.
Title: Re: Self
Post by: oneuponaggies on September 11, 2009, 05:04:56 PM
classy thread.